Is your cat trying to kill you?

[Master Bates]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

My cats do most of these, especially sleeping on electronics, Kneading and exessive shoveling of their cat litter!

[Saint in Paradise]

A few years ago as my wife was coming downstairs carrying a tray with several glasses

and stuff tripped over one of our cats. The fall meant lots of broken glass, a frightened

cat and my wife with severe brusing and 3 broken ribs. My wife claims that the cat tried

to kill her and still mentions this now and then even though this event happened about

10 years ago.

This cat still doesn't like my wife very much but she loves me