OK, I have to accept there really is a 'looney' left.....

[badgerx16]

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Politicians_want_men_to_pee_sitting_down

 

" Politicans in Sweden are calling for new rules to ban men from urinating while standing up.

The local Left Party on the Sormland County Council wants men to sit down to pee in council toilets."

 

[eurosaint]

I think somebody is taking the p!ss.

[buctootim]

I liked the story about the worlds biggest doner kebab better.

[Saint in Paradise]

Yet even more proof that women should be seen but not heard.

 

I blame those suffragettes all those years ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can of course say this quite safe in the knowledge that my wife will never read this

 

 

 

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[Whitey Grandad]

What, even in the urinals?

[CHAPEL END CHARLIE]

The left might be making a comeback in Scandinavia with this brave 'stand' against bourgeois male chauvinism, but back in the birthplace of State Communism a new generation of politicians are making a decisive break with the past - in the most symbolic way imaginable.

 

http://rt.com/politics/parliamentary-majority-favors-reburial-809/

 

Burying the moldy corpse of Communism's secular saint seems a perfectly fitting analogy for the fate of his failed political ideology does it not ?

[Petersfield Saint]

This seems to be a continental thing - my German wife reckons that it's absolutely the norm in the Fatherland that in his own home at least, the man would be expected to sit down for a pee - a rule she rigidly enforces in Petersfield Saint Towers.

 

Am I under the thumb? Too bloody right I am!

[trousers]

This seems to be a continental thing - my German wife reckons that it's absolutely the norm in the Fatherland that in his own home at least, the man would be expected to sit down for a pee - a rule she rigidly enforces in Petersfield Saint Towers.

 

Am I under the thumb? Too bloody right I am!

 

How does she enforce this rule? CCTV? :-)

[scotty]

I'm with the loony left on this one. Its ok for blokes with decent aim, but we left a nephew and his mate staying at our place once for a fortnight while we went on holiday, supposedly to look after the place, when we got back the bathroom absolutely stank of plss. All over the skirting board and wood cladding, it took me ages to dismantle and steam clean it. Never again.

[Petersfield Saint]

How does she enforce this rule? CCTV? :-)

 

[sussexsaint]

LOL reminds me of that episode of South Park

[derry]

If they want equality let them stand up for it.

[Dimond Geezer]

On the positive side, I'd get more opportunities to read the paper.

[ecuk268]

Imagine the half-time queues at St Marys.....

[dune]

TBF most of them post on here.

[stev2001]

This seems to be a continental thing - my German wife reckons that it's absolutely the norm in the Fatherland that in his own home at least, the man would be expected to sit down for a pee - a rule she rigidly enforces in Petersfield Saint Towers.

 

Am I under the thumb? Too bloody right I am!

 

Ha ha when I was out in Germany a girl I was seeing demanded I do the same at her house. Her house her rules I suppose.

My wife now (Swedish) has mentioned it but luckily I do have a say in my own home

Edited 15 June, 2012 by stev2001

[hamster]

Our local cop shop had their toilet seats stolen last week.

 

 

 

 

Police say they have nothing to go on.

[jjsaint]

Can they redress the balance by standing up for a dump?

[trousers]

Can they redress the balance by standing up for a dump?

 

My wife already does that but, alas, she's not German

[Wade Garrett]

I always sit for a pee at home. Failure to do so would inevitably lead to yellow walls.

[Petersfield Saint]

I always sit for a pee at home. Failure to do so would inevitably lead to yellow walls.

 

I think this is the real reason my missus enforces the rule, especially when other family members are present. My dad always seems to be able to blaze over in front of goal

[CB Saint]

How does she enforce this rule? CCTV? :-)

 

Lower the ceiling to the point where you have no choice