Things that could ruin a wedding day...

[SNSUN]

...I probably shouldn't have spilled my pint down her dress. (It can be cleaned...)

 

...I probably shouldn't have spent so much time flirting with her friend's sister. (I think I largely got away with that...)

 

... I probably shouldn't have drunkenly told my brand new wife on Saturday evening that I'd just made a terrible mistake marrying her. (Sorted now...)

 

 

Meh, a lifetime of happiness awaits me!

[Tokyo-Saint]

So what? You spoiled one day, she'll spoil the rest of your life. Call it quits

[Saint in Paradise]

 

...I probably shouldn't have spent so much time flirting with her friend's sister. (I think I largely got away with that...)

 

... I probably shouldn't have drunkenly told my brand new wife on Saturday evening that I'd just made a terrible mistake marrying her. (Sorted now...)

 

 

 

Good Luck with thinking your wife won't find out about you flirting and if you think she will forget what you said

about making a terrible mistake :lol: She will remember that for ever and will bring it up time and time again.

[CB Saint]

A lifetime of bitterness and recriminations await, more like.

[dronskisaint]

Point two will still feature prominently in rows twenty odd years down the line....if you're still talking then.

[Special K]

Point two will still feature prominently in rows twenty odd years down the line....if you're still talking then.

 

Spot on. I was accused by my OH of flirting with a friends wife at a Christmas do in 1998. I wasn't, but to this day she still brings it up.

[Durleyfos]

So what? You spoiled one day, she'll spoil the rest of your life. Call it quits

 

This.

[Thedelldays]

I went to a wedding where at the evening reception, the groom was wasted and wanted to go to a strip bar. When he and his new wife started arguing, he butted her

 

lol

[Wurzel]

Spot on. I was accused by my OH of flirting with a friends wife at a Christmas do in 1998. I wasn't, but to this day she still brings it up.

So the lesson learned is if you're going to be accused of such behaviour anyway, may as well make the suffering worthwhile and do what you're accused of.

[Whitey Grandad]

The daughter of one of my suppliers got married a couple of weeks ago. Whilst they were at the reception her father's house was broken in to and about 8 grand of stuff was taken. He had to leave the reception for nearly 3 hours and go through everything with the police. He ate his meal alone later in the hotel restaurant.

[svetigpung]

I got married at the Ice Hotel , well up north.

After the church and reception in the evening, she went back to our chalet , i went to the ice bar!

When the couple i stood talking to in there found out it was my wedding night they were horrified that i was there at the bar (ice shots )and not with the misses.

Was i wrong?

[buctootim]

Friend of mine got married to a girl who was lovely, but just wasnt that into sex (according to him). They went out for years before they got married and he had regular affairs which she shut her eyes to. All of our group told him not to do it since there was clearly something wrong with their relationship. On their wedding night during the reception he ****ged one of the bridesmaids on the hotel fire escape. They are still married 20 years later and the mates who told him not to do it are mostly divorced.....

Edited 12 June, 2012 by buctootim

[Redondo Saint]

I got married at the Ice Hotel , well up north.

After the church and reception in the evening, she went back to our chalet , i went to the ice bar!

When the couple i stood talking to in there found out it was my wedding night they were horrified that i was there at the bar (ice shots )and not with the misses.

Was i wrong?

 

What does your wife look like?

[Lighthouse]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!!

 

 

 

Sorry

[Whitey Grandad]

Frosty

[Window Cleaner]

I went to a wedding where at the evening reception, the groom was wasted and wanted to go to a strip bar. When he and his new wife started arguing, he butted her

 

lol

 

Last weekend at a posh Yorkshire "chateau" was it ??

[bridge too far]

The daughter of one of my suppliers got married a couple of weeks ago. Whilst they were at the reception her father's house was broken in to and about 8 grand of stuff was taken. He had to leave the reception for nearly 3 hours and go through everything with the police. He ate his meal alone later in the hotel restaurant.

 

One of my daughters got married in April. When they got back to their house the next day, to collect their bags for the honeymoon they discovered that their external kitchen door was smashed in. Luckily the perp hadn't managed to actually get into the house. And even luckier, they'd only recently had the door installed to replace a very old wooden single glazed door.

 

They had to delay their 'mini-moon' (only going away for 3 nights) to wait for the police and forensics. In the end, we stayed in their house until they got home to act as security guards

[Durleyfos]

One of my daughters got married in April. When they got back to their house the next day, to collect their bags for the honeymoon they discovered that their external kitchen door was smashed in. Luckily the perp hadn't managed to actually get into the house. And even luckier, they'd only recently had the door installed to replace a very old wooden single glazed door.

 

They had to delay their 'mini-moon' (only going away for 3 nights) to wait for the police and forensics. In the end, we stayed in their house until they got home to act as security guards

 

There is a joke here somewhere about your daughter, back doors, smashed in, wedding...

 

But I'm too much aof a gentleman to say it.

[Colinjb]

Friend of mine got married to a girl who was lovely, but just wasnt that into sex (according to him). They went out for years before they got married and he had regular affairs which she shut her eyes to. All of our group told him not to do it since there was clearly something wrong with their relationship. On their wedding night during the reception he ****ged one of the bridesmaids on the hotel fire escape. They are still married 20 years later and the mates who told him not to do it are mostly divorced.....

 

And that's why they are still together.

[Lord Duckhunter]

What ruined my wedding day was Mrs Duck turning up.

 

All my old mates were there, from my old football club, old work mates,mates I'd met in the pub over the years.It could have been a right good booze up, but the new Mrs Duck kept me on a tight lead that night.

[Fowllyd]

What ruined my wedding day was Mrs Duck turning up.

 

All my old mates were there, from my old football club, old work mates,mates I'd met in the pub over the years.It could have been a right good booze up, but the new Mrs Duck kept me on a tight lead that night.

 

Look on the bright side - you'd normally have to pay for that.

[bridge too far]

There is a joke here somewhere about your daughter, back doors, smashed in, wedding...

 

But I'm too much aof a gentleman to say it.

 

And that's why, knowing you lot as I do, I deliberately said 'external kitchen door'

[SNSUN]

So what? You spoiled one day, she'll spoil the rest of your life. Call it quits

 

Wiser words have never been spoken!

 

Point two will still feature prominently in rows twenty odd years down the line....if you're still talking then.

 

Fortunately, besides the actualy ceremony and the first dance, we had minimal interaction all day, so the flirting largely went unnoticed by her. You should have seen her friend's sister though... :-D