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Posted

well? ffs

 

what about....

"J-rod *clap clap clap*"

 

or use the "super kelvin davis" song?

 

or something witty like..."j-rod, j-rod, j-rod" all pointing at him with our new foam hands

Posted (edited)

Kate Middleton's a slapper

Her growler stinks of cod

And when she's rimming William

She's thinking of J-Rod

Edited by Dog
Posted

Hey guys, i've got some really orginal ones to remember....

 

one Jay Rodriguez, there's only one Jay Rodriguez, clap, clap, clap, *gets quicker and quicker the longer the song goes on*

 

Rodriguez whooo whooo Rodriguez whoo whooo

he comes from Burnley

He f*cking hates Pompey

Posted

Could just steal the Liverpool one? Maybe missing a syllable but we could just extend the Jay part?

 

Jaaaayyy, Jaaaayyy Rodriguez, score a goal for me, da dah da dah da, da dah da dah da. repeat x20

 

or Big Jay (clutching at straws to make it work...)

Posted (edited)

Using the Adam and Joe 'Bobby De Niro' song

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His name is Jay Rod [Ooooh!],

Jay Rodriguez [Aaaah!],

He's a lover-ly person [Ooooh!],

And a very good striker [Aaaah!].

 

End thread.

Edited by ant
Posted

It has got to be the original "Super, Super Jay" or "Jay Rodriguez na na na na".

Purely for the originality and also the fact that we can utilise the plastic at the back of the stand to keep the beat.

 

I also cant wait to see the look of fear and intimidation on Paul Scholes' face when we tell him he looks like a wotsit. lol

Posted
It has got to be the original "Super, Super Jay" or "Jay Rodriguez na na na na".

Purely for the originality and also the fact that we can utilise the plastic at the back of the stand to keep the beat.

I also cant wait to see the look of fear and intimidation on Paul Scholes' face when we tell him he looks like a wotsit. lol

 

This is going to be the highlight of the season for me. Seeing this experienced, seasoned pro who has played at Galtasasary, Rome & munich melt under the torrent of crisp lookalike taunts from the Curva Nord Ultras at SMS.

Posted

Just driving home from work before trying to come up with one, hear me out people, I think it's a winner.

 

He'll score on his left, he'll score on his right.

It won't fuc*ing matter cos he'll score all night.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Jay Rodriguez

*3 beat pause/clap(proper musical)

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Jay Rodrigues

*3 beat pause/clap and then back to the top.

 

Only works if the first Jaaaay is stretched out and the Jay Rodriguez bit is sung quickly. Do an internal little chant with it in your head and tell me what you think.

Posted
we've got Jay Rod

we've got Jay Rod

we've got Jay Rod

we've got Jay Rod

 

clap, clap, clap, clap.....

 

Celebrating your STDs is not what we're going for here.

Posted
Just driving home from work before trying to come up with one, hear me out people, I think it's a winner.

 

He'll score on his left, he'll score on his right.

It won't fuc*ing matter cos he'll score all night.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Jay Rodriguez

*3 beat pause/clap(proper musical)

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Jay Rodrigues

*3 beat pause/clap and then back to the top.

 

Only works if the first Jaaaay is stretched out and the Jay Rodriguez bit is sung quickly. Do an internal little chant with it in your head and tell me what you think.

Do we have to sing his name slightly differently on lines 3 and 5 as well as spell them slightly differently?
Posted
Do we have to sing his name slightly differently on lines 3 and 5 as well as spell them slightly differently?

 

I would put that down to it being past midnight more than anything. The spelling/singing would be the same, although I'm open to suggestions.

Posted
How about

 

2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Jay Rodriguez (REPEAT X5)

 

Some quality original suggestions in here haha this my fav though I think, hope we get some pom poms.

I also can't wait to see Scholes crumble under the wotsit chant.

Posted

Rule Britannia tune;

Jay Rodriguez, Rodriguez for the Saints,

Gets the ball and then he's gonna score again. (Repeat).

 

Second line sucks but at least it's a genuine (original) attempt, rather than just sarcastically taking the p*ss whilst offering no alternatives.

Posted
You just know it will be something to the "Sloop John B" tune! Version 54!!

yes good point..

 

 

"he's come from burnley, he's come from burnleeeeeey.... Jay Rodriguez, he's come from burnley"

 

done, sorted, close thread

Posted
This is going to be the highlight of the season for me. Seeing this experienced, seasoned pro who has played at Galtasasary, Rome & munich melt under the torrent of crisp lookalike taunts from the Curva Nord Ultras at SMS.

 

Ha ha ha.

Posted

Now a out the muppets song

 

 

Manha manha

Jay Rodriguez

Manha manha

He plays for Saints

Manha Manha

jay Rodriguez, Rodriguez, Rodriguez, he plays for saints.

 

Clap clap clap, repeat, speed up, just make lots of noise like the monster type thing at the end to make it easy..

Posted
Could just steal the Liverpool one? Maybe missing a syllable but we could just extend the Jay part?

 

Jaaaayyy, Jaaaayyy Rodriguez, score a goal for me, da dah da dah da, da dah da dah da. repeat x20

 

or Big Jay (clutching at straws to make it work...)

 

 

That boy, That boy Rodriguez can score a goal for me

Posted
Showing my age now but.....to Prefab Sprout's King of Rock 'n' Roll. "J-Rod football God! Jay Rodriguez!!"

 

Hat, Coat, Umbrella!! :blush:

 

 

Love the Sprout (not so much that song) but good effort.

 

Noone, of course, will ever sing that.

 

Whatever song we end up with it will be an embarrassing load of shi t.

Posted

same as the suarez song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=qcJSh4N9T9o

 

'his name is jay rodriguez he wears the white and red,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

when he scores a volley or when he scores a head,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

he scores a goal and the saints go wild, and i just cant seem to get enough of jay,

 

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

JAY RODRIGUEZ'

Posted
same as the suarez song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=qcJSh4N9T9o

 

'his name is jay rodriguez he wears the white and red,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

when he scores a volley or when he scores a head,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

he scores a goal and the saints go wild, and i just cant seem to get enough of jay,

 

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

JAY RODRIGUEZ'

 

This is a decent effort IMO may need a bit of tweeking though.

Posted
same as the suarez song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=qcJSh4N9T9o

 

'his name is jay rodriguez he wears the red and white,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

when he scores a volley or hits it with his right,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

he scores a goal and the saints go wild, and we just cant seem to get enough of jay,

 

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

JAY RODRIGUEZ'

 

Tweeked ever so slightly, has promise though.

Posted
same as the suarez song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=qcJSh4N9T9o

 

'his name is jay rodriguez he wears the white and red,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

when he scores a volley or when he scores a head,

i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

he scores a goal and the saints go wild, and i just cant seem to get enough of jay,

 

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

de de de de de de de,

JAY RODRIGUEZ'

 

 

Good effort! I like

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