TopGun Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 (edited) I generally work from home so don't get an office cleaner sorting my keyboard out from time to time. Plus I can smoke and drink etc in proximity. Just had to unstick the return key which was a pain and makes me wonder what else is in the depths of the keyboard too. Maybe time to spend £30 on a new one! How sanitary are your keyboards? Edited 12 November, 2008 by TopGun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I bet MB has the dirtiest keyboard :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I generally work from home so don't get an office cleaner sorting my keyboard out from time to time. Plus I can smoke and drink etc in proximity. Just had to unstick the return key which was a pain and makes me wonder what else is in the depths of the keyboard too. Maybe time to spend £30 on a new one! How sanitary are your keyboards? 1. It hasn't been called a 'return' key for many many years now - not since typewriters 2. Tescos do keyboards for about a fiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Mine is nice and shiny and new... It's an Enermax one and i f::cking loves it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 12 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 November, 2008 1. It hasn't been called a 'return' key for many many years now - not since typewriters 2. Tescos do keyboards for about a fiver. 1. Good point but I can't be arsed to change my phrase to enter key. 2. The ones from the supermarkets are crap and fall apart quicker than my current Dell one. I will now spill another drink on the current keyboard to make it more sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out. Why? had the previous owner broken a picket line? My that was an old keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 12 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out. ****ing lefties hiding everywhere avoiding work Ponty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out. I've been looking for that, can you send it to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Hey Ponty, hope you kept it, have a mate works in Hollywood and they're just working on ideas for the new season of HOUSE. He reckons he can get a whole double episode out of this idea as long as you have the original. Could be worth a few bob as they think it could be a great global search for the person with an ectoanaliogrammardiocardiovascularsyphilliticdriploopershuntingdonscancerbirdflu disease and discover it was Rupes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Does anyone have one of those flat ones ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 That looks a bit awkward to type on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 That looks a bit awkward to type on. Not if you have spasticated hands it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Easy to clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Easy to clean. Known as the perfect keyboard for use while surfing for porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Who w*nks on their keyboard ffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Who w*nks on their keyboard ffs? Crouchie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Who w*nks on their keyboard ffs? Im sure there is a market for that kind of sh*t out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Sh!t too now? You disgust me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 it isn't direct w*nkage thats the issue, its the aftermath when it is hanging off ya hand and you forget and start typing. That is where the issue lies. My keyboard is pretty clean, i blow it with a air gun periodically and foam clean it right the hell up. Cos im Sanitised etc innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 Who w*nks on their keyboard ffs? Who doesn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 Keyboards are dirtier than toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 ectoanaliogrammardiocardiovascularsyphilliticdriploopershuntingdonscancerbirdflu Isn't that a name of a town in North Wales ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 My keyboard is my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 Another peril can be added to the hazards of the innocent-looking computer keyboard. Not content with encouraging repetitive strain injury, the type-pads sometimes harbour more filth than the average loo seat and house millions of bacteria which can cause diarrhoea and vomiting, a study has shown. A microbiologist carrying out research published today for Which? Computing magazine examined samples from 33 keyboards and found a variety of bugs including E coli and S aureus, which can cause skin infections and make people ill. The scientist swabbed a loo seat and a toilet door handle in a typical London office for comparison. One of the keyboards in the experiment had to be removed from the office because it was five times dirtier than the lavatory seat and home to 150 times the acceptable limit of bacteria. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/01/computing.health Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 Is it possible to get RSI in the shoulder from, I guess bad posture while sat at the computer? I have had a pain which I can only describe feels like someone is heating the muscles under the skin, or a very mild, warm pins and needles feeling on my left shoulder. Can't get rid of it no matter what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 My d*ck is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it would go all the way from A to L! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 mine goes from tab to back space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 My d*ck is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it would go all the way from A to L! for keyboard, read Mobile phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 for keyboard, read Mobile phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 mine goes from I to U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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