TopGun Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 (edited) I generally work from home so don't get an office cleaner sorting my keyboard out from time to time. Plus I can smoke and drink etc in proximity. Just had to unstick the return key which was a pain and makes me wonder what else is in the depths of the keyboard too. Maybe time to spend £30 on a new one! How sanitary are your keyboards? Edited 12 November, 2008 by TopGun
Saint in Paradise Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 I bet MB has the dirtiest keyboard :D
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 I generally work from home so don't get an office cleaner sorting my keyboard out from time to time. Plus I can smoke and drink etc in proximity. Just had to unstick the return key which was a pain and makes me wonder what else is in the depths of the keyboard too. Maybe time to spend £30 on a new one! How sanitary are your keyboards? 1. It hasn't been called a 'return' key for many many years now - not since typewriters 2. Tescos do keyboards for about a fiver.
Scudamore Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 Mine is nice and shiny and new... It's an Enermax one and i f::cking loves it...
TopGun Posted 12 November, 2008 Author Posted 12 November, 2008 1. It hasn't been called a 'return' key for many many years now - not since typewriters 2. Tescos do keyboards for about a fiver. 1. Good point but I can't be arsed to change my phrase to enter key. 2. The ones from the supermarkets are crap and fall apart quicker than my current Dell one. I will now spill another drink on the current keyboard to make it more sticky.
Ponty Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out.
dubai_phil Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out. Why? had the previous owner broken a picket line? My that was an old keyboard
TopGun Posted 12 November, 2008 Author Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out. ****ing lefties hiding everywhere avoiding work Ponty.
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 When I started my last job I shook the keyboard of the PC I inherited and a scab fell out. I've been looking for that, can you send it to me?
dubai_phil Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 Hey Ponty, hope you kept it, have a mate works in Hollywood and they're just working on ideas for the new season of HOUSE. He reckons he can get a whole double episode out of this idea as long as you have the original. Could be worth a few bob as they think it could be a great global search for the person with an ectoanaliogrammardiocardiovascularsyphilliticdriploopershuntingdonscancerbirdflu disease and discover it was Rupes
PompeyLass Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 Does anyone have one of those flat ones ?
PompeyLass Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 That looks a bit awkward to type on. Not if you have spasticated hands it isn't.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 Easy to clean. Known as the perfect keyboard for use while surfing for porn
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 Who w*nks on their keyboard ffs? Crouchie?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 Who w*nks on their keyboard ffs? Im sure there is a market for that kind of sh*t out there
saint_stevo Posted 12 November, 2008 Posted 12 November, 2008 it isn't direct w*nkage thats the issue, its the aftermath when it is hanging off ya hand and you forget and start typing. That is where the issue lies. My keyboard is pretty clean, i blow it with a air gun periodically and foam clean it right the hell up. Cos im Sanitised etc innit
hamster Posted 13 November, 2008 Posted 13 November, 2008 Who w*nks on their keyboard ffs? Who doesn't?
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 13 November, 2008 Posted 13 November, 2008 ectoanaliogrammardiocardiovascularsyphilliticdriploopershuntingdonscancerbirdflu Isn't that a name of a town in North Wales ?
Master Bates Posted 13 November, 2008 Posted 13 November, 2008 Another peril can be added to the hazards of the innocent-looking computer keyboard. Not content with encouraging repetitive strain injury, the type-pads sometimes harbour more filth than the average loo seat and house millions of bacteria which can cause diarrhoea and vomiting, a study has shown. A microbiologist carrying out research published today for Which? Computing magazine examined samples from 33 keyboards and found a variety of bugs including E coli and S aureus, which can cause skin infections and make people ill. The scientist swabbed a loo seat and a toilet door handle in a typical London office for comparison. One of the keyboards in the experiment had to be removed from the office because it was five times dirtier than the lavatory seat and home to 150 times the acceptable limit of bacteria. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/01/computing.health
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 November, 2008 Posted 13 November, 2008 Is it possible to get RSI in the shoulder from, I guess bad posture while sat at the computer? I have had a pain which I can only describe feels like someone is heating the muscles under the skin, or a very mild, warm pins and needles feeling on my left shoulder. Can't get rid of it no matter what!
Master Bates Posted 13 November, 2008 Posted 13 November, 2008 My d*ck is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it would go all the way from A to L!
Hatch Posted 13 November, 2008 Posted 13 November, 2008 My d*ck is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it would go all the way from A to L! for keyboard, read Mobile phone
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