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Thing is , I sims can't stand them and the idea of celebrating someone who is simply comfortable when we're all tightening our belts. It's just wrong on every level.

can you not just take time off from your misery, suffering in this third world nation of ours and just have a little fun...?

 

I have been all over the earth and listening to bleats like this really is such nonsense ..we have the life of luxury really even if we can't afford that new car, the holiday to the states or have to pay off our credit card bills

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Not good news for Gary Barlow according to the Daily Mash:

 

Gary Barlow trapped in Queen's arse

 

SURGEONS are working to free Take That toady Gary Barlow after he became wedged inside the Queen.

 

Barlow wore a special shiny suit to reduce friction.

 

The singer and organiser of Buckingham Palace’s Diamond Jubilee Concert had been fawning over the monarch during a meeting about what colour trousers Madness should wear. When she fell asleep, he clambered into her backside.

 

Unfortunately his passage into the Queen’s body was blocked by antipodean lickspittle Rolf Harris, who already resides in her colon where he has a permanent studio. Surgeons now have less the 24 hours to remove Barlow from Her Majesty’s lower intestine before jubilee celebrations begin.

 

Doctor Stephen Malley said: “Barlow has somehow become wedged sideways in the Queen, I think because he was trying to punch and kick Rolf Harris.

 

“We’re trying to get a rope around his torso so we can drag him out like a calf.”

 

He added: “Ordinarily we would let Gary Barlow pass through the Queen’s body naturally or with the aid of mild laxatives, but given the impending celebrations we have to be more aggressive.

 

“This weekend the world’s media will be focused on the Queen, and were she to give rectal birth to a middle-aged man in the midst of it all there would be an absolute furore.

 

“Also of course Barlow would then technically be a prince, and the Queen would have to give him a county and a special soldier outfit, neither of which he deserves.”

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Set your alarms royalists for the service from st Paul's in the morning so you join in the hymns and prayers to the only real king of people, Jesus. Now he knew how to lead by example in my opinion.

 

 

Ill tell you someone who's got a genuine gripe at the hulabaloo, my mate stinky Pere. He got kicked off his normal spot on the mall where he sells the BIG Issue.

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