Gemmel Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Complete idiot, but outstanding showman and entertainer. Different class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Complete idiot, but outstanding showman and entertainer. Different class I agree, he has a limited singing ability, but he makes use of what he has very well, as you said he's a great showman & entertainer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 was thinking the same very good on stage sir cliff was a tad ropey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 agree with that. cant stand all the attention seeking b.olloxs from him but he knows how to work a crowd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Great showman when he isn't doing the 'it's all about me' act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Sir Cliff has been ropey for many a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Was he on 'something'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Nd why isn't Wills' in his infamous fancy dress national costume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 and why hasn't Elton done a mother revamp of candle in the wind? Lazy, that's why. IMHO of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 4 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Nd why isn't Wills' in his infamous fancy dress national costume? It was Arry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Great showman when he isn't doing the 'it's all about me' act. at times i thought he was rehearsing for a gurning competition FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 It was Arry No, not the England manager, the ginger one, that James Hewitt's nipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 4 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 4 June, 2012 No, not the England manager, the ginger one, that James Hewitt's nipper. Dont think we need a DNA test to know that your off your ******* head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Robbie did kick ass, thought Tom Jones was cool as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Thing is , I sims can't stand them and the idea of celebrating someone who is simply comfortable when we're all tightening our belts. It's just wrong on every level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Thing is , I sims can't stand them and the idea of celebrating someone who is simply comfortable when we're all tightening our belts. It's just wrong on every level. can you not just take time off from your misery, suffering in this third world nation of ours and just have a little fun...? I have been all over the earth and listening to bleats like this really is such nonsense ..we have the life of luxury really even if we can't afford that new car, the holiday to the states or have to pay off our credit card bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Not good news for Gary Barlow according to the Daily Mash: Gary Barlow trapped in Queen's arse SURGEONS are working to free Take That toady Gary Barlow after he became wedged inside the Queen. Barlow wore a special shiny suit to reduce friction. The singer and organiser of Buckingham Palace’s Diamond Jubilee Concert had been fawning over the monarch during a meeting about what colour trousers Madness should wear. When she fell asleep, he clambered into her backside. Unfortunately his passage into the Queen’s body was blocked by antipodean lickspittle Rolf Harris, who already resides in her colon where he has a permanent studio. Surgeons now have less the 24 hours to remove Barlow from Her Majesty’s lower intestine before jubilee celebrations begin. Doctor Stephen Malley said: “Barlow has somehow become wedged sideways in the Queen, I think because he was trying to punch and kick Rolf Harris. “We’re trying to get a rope around his torso so we can drag him out like a calf.” He added: “Ordinarily we would let Gary Barlow pass through the Queen’s body naturally or with the aid of mild laxatives, but given the impending celebrations we have to be more aggressive. “This weekend the world’s media will be focused on the Queen, and were she to give rectal birth to a middle-aged man in the midst of it all there would be an absolute furore. “Also of course Barlow would then technically be a prince, and the Queen would have to give him a county and a special soldier outfit, neither of which he deserves.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Delldays, only last month she put the price of a stamp up by a ridiculous percentage. She is taking the **** out if all of us including you mate. And she is laughing too, the evil witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Apparently the queen mum has just risen and seeing all those fireworks is rushing to the east end as I type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 I will promise to stand for the national anthem tonight as I've been sat watching that ****e so long me legs have gone numb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 is hamster on the pop tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 An evening of stunning mediocrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 Set your alarms royalists for the service from st Paul's in the morning so you join in the hymns and prayers to the only real king of people, Jesus. Now he knew how to lead by example in my opinion. Ill tell you someone who's got a genuine gripe at the hulabaloo, my mate stinky Pere. He got kicked off his normal spot on the mall where he sells the BIG Issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCholulaKid Posted 4 June, 2012 Share Posted 4 June, 2012 An evening of stunning mediocrity. This. That boat thing yesterday was a ****ing joke too. Looked like a floating Chinese restaurant. The whole thing is cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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