Bearsy Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 (edited) I dont know bout you but i've been thinking that now we is prem we is probably gonna get a big influxes of new posters on here. I'm worried about them - they is innocents! They do not know bout the people on here and who they should be careful of and stuff! Like I've been posting on here a while and i've learnt you should only deal with DSM on a pro-forma basis and also that while on first read Dubai Phils posts dont seem to make any sense if you read them 7 or 8 times you can sometimes kind of get what he's going on about! So anyways, the best way to do this is by giving people custom ranks! At the moment all the ranks are like Full Member or Registered Users which is borings and not very helpful! Here is my suggestions so far: Matthew Le God Saintsweb Autocorrect Alpine Saint Marvin The Robot Dark Sotonic Mills Cat Rustler Post your proposed ranks here! Edit: Suggestions from the floors! David In Sweden David In Sweden Pap Calm Down Calm Down This Charming Man Bigmouth Strikes Again Bearsy Deppo-Lite Thedelldays Sh!t James Bond Colinjb Airport Waitress Edited 31 May, 2012 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Bearsy Needless Plurals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Dat's the spirit colinsss! I'm gonna zing you back any minute now soon as i think of something! Has anyone got any dirts on colins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Bearsy Gangsta Rappa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Why does everyone think people need warning bout bearsy! I ain't the most dangerous bear on here surely! Unless you is hot girl! You is doing it all wrong! This thread is more about for making cheap jabs at persons other than bearsy! Mods can you change titles please I want it to say "Have a pop at other forum members by making Custom Rank lampooning their posting styles, except bearsy who is cool and beyond reproaches" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 (edited) Bearsy Hot Girls Fornicationzes I'm still waiting for the 'zingy' response..... Edited 30 May, 2012 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 May, 2012 to be fair, i can live with dat! Actually in my cases "Full Member" is appropriates! "Full Member" loool dat is another word for hard ons! Hahahahahaha "Full Member"! Dat's classic! I'm glad I'm not just "Registered User" they sounds like self abusers or sex offenders or somethings!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Has Colinjb now taken my rank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 May, 2012 you mean cos he is correcting my grammars? Or has he said some dumb things elsewheres? If so can you point me in right direction - I'm preparing a major zing operation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 David in Sweden Stop putting random words in bold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 May, 2012 I like dat! I think it should be more David in Sweden David in Sweden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 I like dat! I think it should be more David in Sweden David in Sweden haha yes we will go with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Franks Couisin Forum Bore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Franks Couisin Forum Bore This Charming Man Uncharming ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Franks Couisin Forum Bore You is doing it wrong! You is sposed to have the name in red and the rank in black like it is on the saintsweb! You is having it the wrong way round! Also you is spelling his name wrong! I expect better from you Charmin' - you is after all a toilet bear! This Charming Man Uncharming You is also doing it wrong! You is not even bothering to do formatting at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 You is doing it wrong! You is sposed to have the name in red and the rank in black like it is on the saintsweb! You is having it the wrong way round! Also you is spelling his name wrong! I expect better from you Charmin' - you is after all a toilet bear! You is also doing it wrong! You is not even bothering to do formatting at all! Please forgives me Bearsy....I know I haves sins but I is on dis iPhones rubbish and I is finding it difficults to do dat formatting fing bruv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Turkish The Transporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 dubai phil god - voice of reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 Dune - Care in the community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2012 Share Posted 30 May, 2012 pap adopted scouser delldays james bond (a slightly dim version of) BTF Phwoar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Bearsy Not quite as good as Deppo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Bearsy Not quite as good as Deppo That implies that Deppo was funny in the first place, which is clearly not the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2012 I've added peoples suggestions to the op! Any more? We have to move quick cos the dumb mods are gonna add custom ranks any day now and if we don't specify they will start making their own which will probably be No Good! I've also included a terrific zing on colinsss based on information received from my pm spies networks! Turkish The Transporter I'm not getting dis one! Does he drive a truck or something?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Turkish The Trainspotter Edit for depps. It was a typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 You is doing it wrong! You is sposed to have the name in red and the rank in black like it is on the saintsweb! You is having it the wrong way round! Also you is spelling his name wrong! I expect better from you Charmin' - you is after all a toilet bear! My sincere apologies. That will teach me to post on here whilst on the phone to a customer. Franks Cousin Forum Bore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 I've also included a terrific zing on colinsss based on information received from my pm spies networks! I was expecting better to be fair. Back in the day at Southampton Airport! Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2012 I had another zing bout you coming from Margate colinsss but i thought dat one was too harsh! If people was to find out you is coming from Margates you would not be able to show your face round here again! I bet ur intrigued bout where i am getting my secret informations but you is sh!t out of luck cos i will never reveal my sources! "Don't worry Hamster," I said to my secret sources "I will never reveal what you told me about colinsss coming from margate and working as a waitress at Southampton Airport. Even if they is interrogating us in seperate rooms and they is coming in to you and saying i said it was you Hamster don't worry cos they is lieing cos i will never be telling them bout you Hamster," I said to Hamster, I mean I said to my secret sources. Hamster was all "Oh but I sent this on my phone, what if they is checking my phone?" and I was like "Eat your phone, Hamster. Eat your phone." Tradecraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 farawaysaint Erm, Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2012 My sincere apologies. That will teach me to post on here whilst on the phone to a customer. Franks Cousin Forum Bore Dat's better! You may notice i have now zinged you bad in the original post! I was spoilt for choices! If you was vegetarian you was gonna be "Meat Is Murder" if you was fat you was gonna be "You're the one for me fatty" if you was paedophile you was gonna be "Suffer Little Children". In the end, cos you is notorious loudmouth, you is "Bigmouth Strikes Again"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Hamster Prison Snitch Bearsy Leakier then a Collander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 farawaysaint Erm, Who? goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Bearsy Pretending to be a bear, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Hamster Prison Snitch They is on to you hammy! I don't know how but they is on to you! Run for the hills! Colinsss you is probably furious bout all these burning zings though ain't you! You is probably gonna storm off in big huff now. While ur there, could you get me a latte? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 While ur there, could you get me a latte? No chance Bear features, quit that game 8 years ago. Can supply you with all the Oil and Grease you could ever require though...... even with extra Molybdenum Disulphide for that minty aftertaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 My sincere apologies. That will teach me to post on here whilst on the phone to a customer. Franks Cousin Forum Bore Feck me... 2 goes and still cant get it right.... here you go Frank's Cousin Forum Bore This Charming Man Not the forum bore, but I do like to post many times on threads about trainers and when the new iPhone is coming out which is really interesting and not boring at at all for a grown man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Feck me... 2 goes and still cant get it right.... here you go Frank's Cousin Forum Bore This Charming Man Not the forum bore, but I do like to post many times on threads about trainers and when the new iPhone is coming out which is really interesting and not boring at at all for a grown man Frank's Cousin When not posting paragraph after paragraph of tedious drivel, I like to spend my spare time reading threads that have no interest to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 This Charming Man Frank's Cousin's Stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Frank's Cousin This Charming Man's Stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Dog Best avatars since Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Essruu Apple Fanboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Essruu Apple Fanboy A mate of mine calls them Macsturbators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Pap Calm Down Calm Down An oldie, but a goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Junction 9 Forum Boiler Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 May, 2012 Share Posted 31 May, 2012 Bearsy Not 'Bearsey', or 'the other sort of bear' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 1 June, 2012 (edited) Problem with all these Bearsy ranks is you need to pick one complaint and stick with it dudes! Colinss is complaining first bout plurals and then bout hot girls, then supermikey is complaining cos im less good than deppo, then dog is calling me pedobear and pap is saying bout how i insist on having things spelled proper and i don't even know what durleyfos is going on about! It's all too much for one bear! Big John Not A Practising Homosexual I also think the Moderator rank should be changed to Dumb Mod cos the dumb mods is all dumb! BTF Phwoar I also want to know more bout this situation! Is BTF the one what has a leg for an av? Edited 1 June, 2012 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 1 June, 2012 Share Posted 1 June, 2012 Mrs B has two legs as far as I am aware, of course I do not know this for certain but not for want of trying to get to the bottom of it. Mrs B is a right up there in the phwoar stakes mainly due to her having experience and liking narrowboating. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 1 June, 2012 Share Posted 1 June, 2012 BTF can still do the splits. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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