101 reasons to hate Lowe

[Mole]

I'll start the ball rolling.

 

1. He knows nothing about football.

[The Farmer]

I'll start the ball rolling.

 

1. He knows nothing about football.

 

2. Treats the people of Southampton with contempt.

[fanimal]

3. No conception of customers, let alone customer service

4. No idea of marketing

5. No Plan B

6. No humility

7. No nouse

8. No charisma

9. No idea basically....!

[Tamesaint]

10. He attracts the support of failed film producers (aka Scooby).

 

11. Mentalists like him (Sundance Beast).

[saintwarwick]

12. He employed Gorden Strachan, Glen Hoddle, Dave Jones etc. Don't get me wrong I want the bloke to sell up like the rest of you but he has done well for our club at times as well as he has done bad.

[Wopper]

12a. Ignorant know all.

[Roman]

13. He's presiding over what must be the worst decline in support in the club's history.

 

14. He has convinced himself he's a 'revolutionary'. (Che Lowe?)

[slickmick]

I'll start the ball rolling.

 

1. He knows nothing about football.

 

 

You sir, are obsessed.

[trousers]

15. He shot down Colin, my pet owl

[West End Saint]

16 he is a red faced duck hunting hooray ***t

17 his name is wupert

[Saint Mikey]

I'll start the ball rolling.

 

1. He knows nothing about football.

 

After being in sole charge of a professional football club for the best part of 10 years, I'm sure he knows alot more about football than you and most of the posters on this board.

[Roman]

After being in sole charge of a professional football club for the best part of 10 years, I'm sure he knows alot more about football than you and most of the posters on this board.

 

So maybe he can add a couple of reasons?

[Sheff Saint]

18: He started Aids

[lamanga]

What is the point of this?

[Scudamore]

19. He doesn't actually exist. But is merely a hologram.

[Victor]

12. He employed Gorden Strachan, Glen Hoddle, Dave Jones etc. Don't get me wrong I want the bloke to sell up like the rest of you but he has done well for our club at times as well as he has done bad.

 

Yeah, he has done well bad! (and that ain't easy).

[solentstars]

the fans on here who are parnoid about lowe and lives revolve round the tosser.

[James_O_Mac]

20. Failed to build on the 2003 FA Cup final

[Saint_Jonny]

20. Hes ruining this forum, turning its inhabitents into ****ing annoying ******s

[Cricketphilly]

I'll start the ball rolling.

 

1. He knows nothing about football.

 

How many Chairman do know about football? They operate a business and employ managers and coaches for the footballing matters surely.

[dubai_phil]

21 His stock broking business will without any shadow of a doubt one day be discovered to be the first to short sell everything, dream up the financial investment scheme of sub-prime paper, and of course be responsible for Afghanistan and Iraq decending into chaos. In years to come he will also be seen as the major funding contributor to Obama which allowed him to inadvertently turn the US into the Socialist American Republic.

[solentstars]

20. Hes ruining this forum, turning its inhabitents into ****ing annoying ******s

i second that

[KCUK]

22. He's a smug git

23. He has a smarmy smile

24. He really does know **** all about football, so he should **** off back to a sport that deserves him: hockey.

[scott_saints]

25. He forces brussel sprouts up his botty with no lubricant.

[Mr X]

26. He got my dog pregnant

[silverback]

He always goes for the cheap option.

[Saints67]

27. He has just eaten my last Rolo

[jeff leopard]

28. He is David Cameron.

 

29. He drinks his own wee in order to stay young.

 

30. He spikes my drinks and touches my swimming custome area.

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

31. He nearly ran me over outside a chippy outside the Valley a few years back

Edited 12 November, 2008 by Ivan Katalinic's 'tache
Re-numbering!

[VectisSaint]

How many Chairman do know about football? They operate a business and employ managers and coaches for the footballing matters surely.

 

28 He is a Chairman that operates a football business but fails to employ managers and coaches for the footballing matters.

[Scudamore]

29. He gets all the laydeez...damn you Lowe...give the rest of us a chance!

[Saint_John]

30. Introducing the fans at this FAMILY Football Club to the word - "Dividends"

e.g.

Sept 2000 - £324,123

Sept 2001 - £328,070

Sept 2002 - £593,218

Sept 2003 - £856,227

Sept 2004 - £856,227

Sept 2005 - £140,000

TOTAL - £3,097,865 removed from the Football Club.

 

31. Introducing the football fans at the FAMILY Football Club to the words - "Share Buybacks"

e.g.

May 2002 400,000 @35p = £140,000

June 2002 2,746,153 @30p = £823,845

Oct 2002 1,120,000 @24p = £268,800

Sept 2004 450,000 @44p = £198,000

TOTAL - £1,430,645 removed from the Football Club.

[Victor]

26. He got my dog pregnant

 

He ****ed my club but I have stayed loyal to it.

 

Did you stay loyal to your dog or get a divorce?

[mprobert]

30. Introducing the fans at this FAMILY Football Club to the word - "Dividends"

e.g.

Sept 2000 - £324,123

Sept 2001 - £328,070

Sept 2002 - £593,218

Sept 2003 - £856,227

Sept 2004 - £856,227

Sept 2005 - £140,000

TOTAL - £3,097,865 removed from the Football Club.

 

31. Introducing the football fans at the FAMILY Football Club to the words - "Share Buybacks"

e.g.

May 2002 400,000 @35p = £140,000

June 2002 2,746,153 @30p = £823,845

Oct 2002 1,120,000 @24p = £268,800

Sept 2004 450,000 @44p = £198,000

TOTAL - £1,430,645 removed from the Football Club.

 

I've not seen that before - is that what you think has been taken out in total or what he has personally received?

[MongoNeil]

12a. Ignorant know all.

 

That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one.

[hughieslastminutegoal]

That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one.

 

Crikey, is Wopper really a very big bloke who knows nothing at all?

That's not nice.

Edited 12 November, 2008 by hughieslastminutegoal

[cambsaint]

The words :

'See You Next Tuesday/Thursday/Time': spring immediately to my mind when his name is mentioned.

(use text shorthand)

 

CS

[Saint_John]

I've not seen that before - is that what you think has been taken out in total or what he has personally received?

 

Total Dividends to all shareholders taken from EOY accounts

Share Buybacks taken from announcements to the Stock Exchange

 

= £4.5M since we moved to St Marys (2000).

[Mr X]

He ****ed my club but I have stayed loyal to it.

 

Did you stay loyal to your dog or get a divorce?

 

I traded her in for a new breed

[instinct]

31. He interferes with the team more than any chairman should

[Cricketphilly]

31. He interferes with the team more than any chairman should

 

He's interfering with the players! What, in the showers? Dirty old b*stard, shouldn't be allowed.

[Colinjb]

32. He has reduced the once proud football club I support into a glorified player production facility for other clubs in order to try and make profit for his plc.

[Scudamore]

33. Everytime he sees a thread about him he gets and erection. You're all helping out a toff in need...

[Badger]

34) Appointed Wigley

[Saint Billy]

35) Got rid of Pearson

[ottery st mary]

36. Not a Saints supporter.

37. Not a real Business man.

38. Dislikes Saints fans.

[SaintRobbie]

39. He is a confirmed loser at football chairmanship but is too arrogant to admit it.

 

.... so we suffer. Southampton suffers. & The club continues to die.

[corsacar saint]

Only 101 reasons. Why should I have one ounce of respect, for a person who regards

most of the clubs real fans as riff- raff, and has never as much admitted any of his

footballing mistakes at the club. In short he lacks humility, is totally arrogant and is

destroying our club along with his other cronies.

[Tamesaint]

40. The £4 million that he has received in salary and dividends since he first appeared at the club.

41.The £563,000 that he and his mate Cowen received in compensation when he was deposed 2 years ago. If the man had any scruples or love for the club you would expect him to pay it back as we are currently so cash strapped.

[Mr X]

Lets not forget at the end of the day Wilde is our biggest enemy it's because of him Lowe is here in the first place