Turkish Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 scores please chaps. http://him.uk.msn.com/sex-and-dating/womens-perfect-man-how-many-of-the-30-points-do-you-tick
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm not the man they want, I'm the man they need inside them. Hope that helps.
Bearsy Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 I got confuses at first question! Do I have to be exactly 6 foots or like at least 6 foots? I'm like 6'4" - Is dat meaning imperfects?
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 I got confuses at first question! Do I have to be exactly 6 foots or like at least 6 foots? I'm like 6'4" - Is dat meaning imperfects? It also helps if you are not a bear BTW
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Not sure my audi would impress anymore now i've f/cked the paintwork up with my pressure washer today. Gonna cost 600 quid to put it right.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Not sure my audi would impress anymore now i've f/cked the paintwork up with my pressure washer today. Gonna cost 600 quid to put it right. You are one of those guys that rely on your car to impress chicks!?
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 You are one of those guys that rely on your car to impress chicks!? Did FFS
saintfully Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Numbers 8 and 10 seem to contradict eachother somewhat. Women eh!!!
Deano6 Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Fail on 2, 3 and 29. Pass on all the rest. I don't have an audi but I could but one if I wanted, just no need in the middle of New York. So yeah....SUCK ON THAT B*TCHES!! Can the study go on to explain why I am single?
Jillyanne Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Not sure my audi would impress anymore now i've f/cked the paintwork up with my pressure washer today. Gonna cost 600 quid to put it right. Why would you use a pressure washer to clean a car?
Bearsy Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 That's exactly what he wants to hear Jillyanne. Well done!
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Why would you use a pressure washer to clean a car? Because that's what it's for, but it's a powerful karcher one, too powerful.
ericofarabia Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Fail on 2, 3 and 29. Pass on all the rest. I don't have an audi but I could but one if I wanted, just no need in the middle of New York. So yeah....SUCK ON THAT B*TCHES!! Can the study go on to explain why I am single? 17 ...... can the study tell me how I'm married?
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 17 ...... can the study tell me how I'm married? And the survey says.........Subservient...... The Arabia family moves on to the next round!
sussexsaint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 21 but clearly THE only improtant question is how much money you earn , amazing how they would not give a toss about brown eyes if you brought home 4.8m a year
This Charming Man Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 20/30. Why can't they provide the contact details of the ladies who took part in this survey?
ericofarabia Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 And the survey says.........Subservient...... The Arabia family moves on to the next round! I score very highly in this section - According to the new study, the ideal man is a lager or beer drinker, a meat eater, gets ready in just 17 minutes, and likes watching football. He also needs to have decent DIY skills. He shouldn't be too macho though. He should like shopping and be clean-shaven with a smooth chest. Add the classic Non smoker and GSOH combo - what lady could resist eh?
Colinjb Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 (edited) 24. Actually make it 25, a Mondeo is like an Audi, after all. 4 wheels....... Edited 18 May, 2012 by Colinjb
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 24 OOOOOOSSSSHHHHH Should have bought the Audi
aintforever Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 6/30 I drink beer, Eat meat, watch football, and can swim, drive a car and ride a bike. It's all irrelevant though because I'm hung like a gorilla.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 6/30 I drink beer, Eat meat, watch football, and can swim, drive a car and ride a bike. It's all irrelevant though because I'm hung like a gorilla. I dunno for sure, but I somehow have an expectation that gorillas are gonna have little ones.
badgerx16 Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 If I was to call my mother I'd need a ouija board Question 11 is in the future tense - I already have a family, so does that count ? Presumaby the 'bike' has to be motorised, - or does a racing road bicycle count ? Anyhow, as far as my wife is concerned I would score 100%, regardless of the questions
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 The perfect man sounds like a right bender. Exactly. This might be the perfect man for a bimbo, but what about being a perfect man for one's own happiness. These things are just plain dumb.
Turkish Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 The perfect man sounds like a right bender. Exactly. This might be the perfect man for a bimbo, but what about being a perfect man for one's own happiness. These things are just plain dumb. Guess who didn't do very well.
Julian H. Cope Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Guess who didn't do very well. Sorry, what sort of man are you looking for? I know a man who might score a 25, if you're interested.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Guess who didn't do very well. I read it a little, then didn't bother with it. I am emotionally secure.
Turkish Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 I read it a little, then didn't bother with it. I am emotionally secure. So secure you have to tell us all.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 So secure you have to tell us all. I never told you all I was emotionally secure so that everyone would know that. I was sneakily suggesting that you are emotionally INsecure. Oops! Now I've gone and said it. You are emotionally insecure as evidenced by some of your previous threads and posts. (And extreme claims)
Turkish Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 I read it a little, then didn't bother with it. I am emotionally secure. ]I never told you all I was emotionally secure so that everyone would know that[/b]. I was sneakily suggesting that you are emotionally INsecure. Oops! Now I've gone and said it. You are emotionally insecure as evidenced by some of your previous threads and posts. (And extreme claims) Err. Yes you did.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Err. Yes you did. Look, I'm not the one (possibly) searching for and taking online quizzes about manliness and then asking everyone else how they scored in order to make a comparison. I understand it's all just a bit of fun for normal people, and that is how I take it. However, you don't seem to be taking it in fun at all, so i have to assume you take this crap seriously. good luck with that.
doddisalegend Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 16/30:? though as I'm already married with two kids I stopped worrying about impressing woman (other than my wife) years ago. Has anyone done one of these for the perfect woman 1) big tits 2) nymphomanic 3) errr.........no don't really need 30 things
Turkish Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 Look, I'm not the one (possibly) searching for and taking online quizzes about manliness and then asking everyone else how they scored in order to make a comparison. I understand it's all just a bit of fun for normal people, and that is how I take it. However, you don't seem to be taking it in fun at all, so i have to assume you take this crap seriously. good luck with that. No, you're the one tellling everyone you don't need to do such tests as you're emotionally secure, just in case anyone thought you weren't. I understand most people are seeing it for the bit of fun it was intended, not an opportunity to announce how confident and secure they are, so i have to assume you take this crap seriously. Good luck with that.
Frank's cousin Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 9 Fail I guess Why no mention of cunnilingus? Good Call
Saint in Paradise Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Confucius' advice ... for married men NEVER laugh at your wifes choices You are one of them.
Joe Kirkup Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 So any woman earning over £48k isn't going to find her perfect man as she wants him to earn £48k but also earn more than his partner. Standard female logic then.
Whitey Grandad Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Hmm 18. How am I supposed to have dark hair at my age? Any woman impressed by an Audi is not worth having anyway and I can still come up to scratch when necessary.
SNSUN Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 19/30 not bad. Likes beer/lager. Yep, amongst other things...
dubai_phil Posted 19 May, 2012 Posted 19 May, 2012 Damn I failed miserably. I absolutely HATE Soap operas and pride myself on never having watched an episode of EE's Corry or the like. I already had a family And why the hell would anyone want to drive an Audi (other than the A1 1.4L which I had as a rental car on hols in Italy last year) Otherwise, the list is pretty obvious gang
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