Ohio Saint Posted 19 May, 2012 Posted 19 May, 2012 Have you ever tried to post a coconut? I don't need to. Mythbusters did it for me.
Johnny Shearer Posted 19 May, 2012 Posted 19 May, 2012 You know Bearsy, I get depressed over thinking too much about planet earth sometimes. I mean whats going to happen when all the fossil fuels run out and over population? We're living the good life but what are my kids going to be facing and then their kids? Its sad, too many people think about the here and now but not tomorrow.
Bearsy Posted 19 May, 2012 Author Posted 19 May, 2012 No way Johnny you is looking at it all wrong! It's better to be a kid today than at any times in the past! Even my own parents who aint all that old talk about only having like two channels on tv and having to go to phone boxes to ring people when they was kids! Kids of the future will have it better still! It makes perfect sense to burn up all the fossil fuels - what else is you gonna do with it? When it runs out they'll all be finding better ways to do nuclear powers and things! Plus in the futures we'll all have robot slaves to make our dinners and merk people and stuff! It'll be awesome! I can't wait for my robot slave! In Futurama on tv you could get robot sex slaves what are perfect replicas of your favourite celebrities! How sweet will that be! You won't even bother having kids in futures! You'll have them make little clones of yourself! Then you'll have them copy your brain or whatever into the little clone and get to go round and bone all the same girls again! Ah man, the future will be so sweet!
Ohio Saint Posted 19 May, 2012 Posted 19 May, 2012 Then you'll have them copy your brain or whatever into the little clone and get to go round and bone all the same girls again! Ah man, the future will be so sweet! If I have to bone ALL the same girls again, then count me out please.
Ohio Saint Posted 19 May, 2012 Posted 19 May, 2012 You remember when you used to bone even the ugly girls, just in case they grew up to be hot?.....And then they got older and even uglier? If life is so wonderful, why would it do that to anyone!!
Bearsy Posted 19 May, 2012 Author Posted 19 May, 2012 I'm not sure there'll be any ugly girls in the futures Ohio! Girls is definitely getting better looking all the time! Like one time my mum shows me pictures of her and her school friends and I was all rolling on the floor laughing at what munters they was! Partly i spose it was cos of the crappy hair cuts and clothes what they wore but i think it's still true that girls is just getting better looking all the time! I'm gonna go back down my old school and gain access to the girl's locker room to check my hypothesis more accurately. They'll probably be cool with it cos it's for sciences!
hamster Posted 19 May, 2012 Posted 19 May, 2012 That thing about looking at the mother in law if you wanna know what your girlfriend will look like in 30 years time? Well, I'd assume that your advice would be that if the mums really hot then forget the gf and 'bone' (horrible word) the mum. Am I right?
hamster Posted 19 May, 2012 Posted 19 May, 2012 and what about the dad? He's got to on the menu, going by your other recent threads. No?
Bearsy Posted 20 May, 2012 Author Posted 20 May, 2012 What is you going on about Hamster! Is you drunken? Why wait 30 years when you could have the finished article now. Is dat what your saying? I spose dat's ok if you think the mum's hotter, or even the dad, I ain't gonna tell you no. It's not my place. I'd be surprised if you could pull that one off tho, in my experiences the mum & dad of your girlfriend aren't nearly as up for bonings as you'd think from reading Dear Deidre.
Bearsy Posted 20 May, 2012 Author Posted 20 May, 2012 If birds are gonna sing outside my window when I'm hung over, they could at least learn some decent songs! Noisy bastards!
Saint-Fred Posted 20 May, 2012 Posted 20 May, 2012 would a cross between a lion and a bear be called a liar? And how would they get it together?
pap Posted 20 May, 2012 Posted 20 May, 2012 the talentless Ant and Dec are midgets. Midgets yes, but talentless no. They have the talent of being able to entertain morons.
Bearsy Posted 20 May, 2012 Author Posted 20 May, 2012 How young are you? Hi Jillyanne! You mean me? Or are you gazing down thoughtfully on the young stallion you just bedded all riddled with guilts? I'm 23... but don't worry i'm still willing to take a run at you as long as you no older than like, dunno, what's my upper limit here... are you older than Cher? I'd probably still take a run at Cher!
Bearsy Posted 22 May, 2012 Author Posted 22 May, 2012 That Siri dude don't know nothing bout nothing! I'm like "where is my keys?" and iPhones is all "I can only look for businesses in United States" That is not the answers i was looking for!
dubai_phil Posted 22 May, 2012 Posted 22 May, 2012 It's been a long time, but I am currently thinking Jaeger Bombs. Why?
Bearsy Posted 20 July, 2012 Author Posted 20 July, 2012 Why is some people typing at the bottom of their posts what type of phone they has got? I mean it's nice for them that they is proud of their phone, but I like to get my posts done as quickly as possible and i'm just surprised that they go to all that extra trouble, specially when they sometimes do it multiple posts in the same threads. Iv got the iPhones. At home I've got one of them phones what looks like an old retro bt phone from Terry and June or whatever. It's pretty sweet!
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