Bearsy Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 This thread is for recording all your wonderings that you have about things and stuffs! They can be as randoms as you like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Bainbridge Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Do you **** in the woods Bearsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 May, 2012 They don't have to be about me! I was wondering last night how come all the girls in my street have suddenly started closing their curtains in the evenings. It's weird like some kind of conspiracy. Ironic too, cos i just bought expensive binoculars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 are you deppo is disguise..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm glad light is not lumpy. When something travels at 299,792,458 metres per second, you want it to be soft not lumpy. Sometimes I duck when I flick a light switch, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 This left over from Enchilada i'm chamming right now taste's better than it did last night. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Sometimes I sits and I thinks............. Other times I just sits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Why is they not selling Euro2012 paninis in supermarkets? Why is Tesco trying to shove those skanky Match Attax cards down my throat the whole time when all i wants is my panini stickers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 What percentage of celebrities wipe their own arse? Of those who don't, do they have butlers, robots or something else? Perhaps a well trained animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 What percentage of celebrities wipe their own arse? Of those who don't, do they have butlers, robots or something else? Perhaps a well trained animal. I wouldn't wipe my arse with a butler, maybe a nice furry animal though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm wondering why you keep putting an s on the end of words that don't need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Would i **** it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm wondering why you keep putting an s on the end of words that don't need it. He's watched Borat too many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm wondering why you keep putting an s on the end of words that don't need it. I think they do needs it! Is it annoyings! I like the posters who you can tell who wrote it without checking the names - you always know an officials Bearsy post cos the whole world is plurals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I think they do needs it! Is it annoyings! I like the posters who you can tell who wrote it without checking the names - you always know an officials Bearsy post cos the whole world is plurals! I'm with you, my ursine companion. Language is supposed to evolve, and while I would not employ your specific style myself, I would go to great lengths to defend your right to do it, perhaps even writing to my MP or cage-fighting a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I likes it. It makeses him sound like a Yogis, or a Boo-Boos ore somethings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Respectfully, Ohio - that's more Gollum than Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Respectfully, Ohio - that's more Gollum than Bearsy No need to be respectful. I was just putting Ss in there willy nilly like a rabid rabbit, and it showed. Anyway, whatever anyone thinks of Bearsy's online persona.....I gotta give respect for the way he never breaks character. That has to be worth something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 It's mores likes thes meerkats's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Who would win a fight between a rabid rabbit & a meerkat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Bearsy = legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Dan...................... ...................Cruickshank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 ITV 2 and 3. Who actually watches these channels? There is no point to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom8558 Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 if you got 1000 members of saints web, and put them on 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent grammatically correct sentence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 if you got 1000 members of saints web, and put them on 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent grammatically correct sentence? If you got 1,000 members of Saints Web and put them in front of 1,000 typewriters, would they produce a coherent, grammatically correct sentence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 ITV 2 and 3. Who actually watches these channels? There is no point to them. They are very popular with dogs, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swansea_Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I am thinking how much of a pain in the arse my pregnant girlfriend. But also congratulating myself for going to the shop and buying copious amounts of ale for me to seek solace in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 If you took 1000 members of Saints Web, and gave them 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent, grammatically correct sentence? Fixed that for ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 if you got 1000 members of saints web, and put them on 1000 typewriters, could they produce a coherent grammatically correct sentence? If you got 1,000 members of Saints Web and put them in front of 1,000 typewriters, would they produce a coherent, grammatically correct sentence? Fixed that for ya! Unrelated triplets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Unrelated triplets I was thinking about triplets too. I do that several times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 when we die do we come back as rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I was pondering the other day on the nature of our eternal Human search for meaning in life, while the terrible realisation that in truth we wander alone, doomed & damned lost amid the unimaginable vastness of a utterly indifferent universe seems undeniable. .... and whether we should sign a new keeper in case Kelvin proves not up to it next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I .... and whether we should sign a new keeper in case Kelvin proves not up to it next season. I'm pretty sure they covered that in the old testement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm pretty sure they covered that in the old testement Exodus 11:7 And the Lord said: Place not thy faith in even the greatest of guardians for they cometh unready into the world and fail to command the scared box according to holy scripture .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Revelations: Final verse. They think it's all over!......It is now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm wondering how you've managed to get more retarded sounding as the weeks have gone on Bearsy. It seems you could spell and construct sentences properly, but now you can't. A great shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Audi drivers can suck my fat one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm pretty sure they covered that in the old testement Old Testament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 With the free salad they offer, does anyone actually order a starter at a Harvester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 I'm wondering why the **** the waters gone off, I wanna brush my teeth cos my breath stinks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 Where can I buy some gas to boil me water for a cuppa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 Why do you never remember you got a paper cut until 30 seconds after you put your fingers into a jar of Pickled Chillies? And how the HELL do you stop it hurting like HELL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 May, 2012 I'm wondering how you've managed to get more retarded sounding as the weeks have gone on Bearsy. It seems you could spell and construct sentences properly, but now you can't. A great shame. Most people meeting a talking bear is like "Wow a talking bear!". Saint Jonny is all "yeah but his grammar is sh!t" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 May, 2012 (edited) I'm wondering why the **** the waters gone off, I wanna brush my teeth cos my breath stinks!!! Where can I buy some gas to boil me water for a cuppa? You two should get together! Edited 19 May, 2012 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 why have I had a dull stomach ache after eating for the last 2 days..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 why have I had a dull stomach ache after eating for the last 2 days..? Well any other poster would have had an Interesting Stomach ache, but seeing as you are Thedulldays, what do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 Why the f... Can't the insurance company employ more people instead of keeping me on hold for 20 minutes and why do companies repeat ly tell you that they are experiencing high volumes of calls when we all know that isn't the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 Getting dressed at weekends used to automatically mean jeans, t-shirt and trainers. I now think trousers, shoes, nice shirt & jumper :-/ #turningintomydad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 Most people meeting a talking bear is like "Wow a talking bear!". Saint Jonny is all "yeah but his grammar is sh!t" But you seem to be spelling badly on purpose. Come on Bearsy, you are better than that! I brought a friend with me to say hi anyway, I hope you like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 19 May, 2012 Share Posted 19 May, 2012 Have you ever tried to post a coconut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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