buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 (edited) The end of the world is coming by May 27th latest apparently. http://the-end.com/2008GodsFinalWitness/?gclid=COLa6bv0ibACFcshtAody1FkMA God / Jebus are ****ed off with us and are taking back control. Thanks Ron, who knew? In the nine days left to me I plan to clear out the excess junk in the office / spare room. Get a really, really good ribeye steak and possibly visit the hot Russian woman Ive havent seen for over a year. Anyone with interesting plans? Edited 18 May, 2012 by buctootim
S-Clarke Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Jeez not again, I did a clean up the last time they announced one of these ''days''. Now i've got to tidy up all over again ffs? Might put my out of office on just to be safe.
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 Better vacuum too. Divine retribution can be nasty apparently.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Is it the end of the world for all of us again? Or is it just Pompey this time?
Window Cleaner Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Hah, don't you just love those religious nutjobs.At first it was the mayan calendar but they found a missing page or something so that's now a non-starter so some idiot decides he's going to make a few bucks by selling his dogma to the simple of this world. Should be locked up for fraud or something.
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 dammit. I was going to see Madonna in July You still might. A family outing to earth for Her, God and Jebus.
Wurzel Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 I hope this comes true. My whole business borrowing/repayment planning is based on it.
keithd Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Not sure what to do. I know Monday 28th is green bin day so I'll put that out on the evening of the 27th.
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 (edited) Not sure what to do. I know Monday 28th is green bin day so I'll put that out on the evening of the 27th. Im pretty sure they're all going to be struck by fireballs and incinerated whether you put them out or not. Edited 18 May, 2012 by buctootim
Whitey Grandad Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Im pretty sure they're all going to be struck by fireballs and incinerated whether you put them out or not. Only those who put out the wrong coloured bin.
Durleyfos Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 It's my wedding anniversary on the 30th. Might as well cancel the restaurant booking and the flowers. Result.
Jillyanne Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 That's fine, hubby is back next week and also the in laws are down from Jockland so at least I will get to see them before the end is nigh. What is the point in cleaning the house though? Pretty sure if it's the end of the world then our houses will also be wiped out. Pretty annoyed about the money I have paid into pensions though!
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 Pretty annoyed about the money I have paid into pensions though! No need to be. If you can show that you arent expected to live into retirement age - and this is compelling evidence , you can access pension funds now. Spend spend spend like theres no tomorrow Jill.
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 That's fine, hubby is back next week and also the in laws are down from Jockland so at least I will get to see them before the end is nigh. What is the point in cleaning the house though? Pretty sure if it's the end of the world then our houses will also be wiped out. Pretty annoyed about the money I have paid into pensions though! Have you got any kittens going, i'm a bit short but can pay you next month?
Jillyanne Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 No Dune but I have just bought a new one and have paid yes PAID £850 for him
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 No Dune but I have just bought a new one and have paid yes PAID £850 for him 850 for a mangey moggy, you need your head testing Jill.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 No Dune but I have just bought a new one and have paid yes PAID £850 for him Bloody hell! It should have 10 legs for that price!
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 No Dune but I have just bought a new one and have paid yes PAID £850 for him I'll give you a fiver now. Will be worth nothing in two weeks remember.
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 access pension funds now. Spend spend spend like theres no tomorrow Jill. I have just bought a new one and have paid yes PAID £850 for him 'kin 'ell. That was quick.
RonManager Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Bloody hell! It should have 10 legs for that price! CATBUS
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 See!? Now, Catbus is definitely worth 850 quid!! ( I see he's not a good mouser though)
Whitey Grandad Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 850 for a mangey moggy, you need your head testing Jill. My elderly neighbour, who has two cats, woke up last week to find a large, strange ginger tom lying in bed next to him. After it had eaten all the cat food in the house and terrorised his other cats he phoned the vet. He said that it belonged to a woman at the top of our estate who had paid £2000 for a pedigree ginger tom. You see, that's the danger of catflaps, you never know who or what you're letting in to your house.
Whitey Grandad Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Jill when it dies do you get any money for it's skin? You normally get them stuffed and mounted. Or is it mounted and stuffed?
Manuel Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 "The World will end!" Never liked that phrase when talking about the demise of us people, smacks of human arrogance, thinking we're the centre of everything. Like "saving the planet" by not polluting it etc. The planet will continue to exist long after we've killed ourselves or made it uninhabitable for human life. Anyway, when I do go, I do hope it's not at the hands of the religious. I don't believe in all that therefore hope they'll leave me out of it. They can have their own war.
Sheaf Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 The end of the world? Should we all lie down with bags over our heads?
ecuk268 Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 At least I can stop worrying about Season Ticket prices....
Jillyanne Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 850 for a mangey moggy, you need your head testing Jill. He is not a mangey moggy, he is a Silver Rosette Leopard Bengal.
pap Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Brilliant. I have a May 28th deadline. Don't have to do that now.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 He is not a mangey moggy, he is a Silver Rosette Leopard Bengal. 850 quid for a mangey Silver Rosette Leopard Bengal!!??
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 He is not a mangey moggy, he is a Silver Rosette Leopard Bengal. Does he resemble this? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-RARE-1930s-EXOTIC-SPOTTED-SKIN-REAL-FUR-COAT-JACKET-SZ-10-12-14-/300710420904?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BUA%26otn%3D10%26pmod%3D200661338610%252B200661338610%26po%3D%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8505754346894319930
buctootim Posted 18 May, 2012 Author Posted 18 May, 2012 The end of the world? Should we all lie down with bags over our heads? Wrong thread - thats the 'how do you become a spy' thread.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Wrong thread - thats the 'how do you become a spy' thread. No, that's the HHGTTG thread.
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Here's a nice news story with a happy ending to cheer you up. http://www.chronicle.gi/headlines_details.php?id=24881
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Well, someone will say it eventually, so it may as well be me. Anyone else think it's unlikely that Jillyanne's pussy is worth 850 quid?
pap Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Here's a nice news story with a happy ending to cheer you up. http://www.chronicle.gi/headlines_details.php?id=24881 I applaud the fact that you keep up with the comings and goings of Gibraltar. When will you make the step up and cover a more populous area, such as Eastleigh?
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Hah, don't you just love those religious nutjobs.At first it was the mayan calendar but they found a missing page or something so that's now a non-starter so some idiot decides he's going to make a few bucks by selling his dogma to the simple of this world. Should be locked up for fraud or something. At least he'll get some cash for his dogma. When Jill sold her two catmas she got none!
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 At least he'll get some cash for his dogma. When Jill sold her two catmas she got none! And to think he used to be in your forum gang.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 And to think he used to be in your forum gang. tris, i am in no gang.
dune Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 tris, i am in no gang. ha, you wanna be in the cool gang?
scotty Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Well, someone will say it eventually, so it may as well be me. Anyone else think it's unlikely that Jillyanne's pussy is worth 850 quid? 850 notes for any kind of pussy does seem ridiculous. Does it do the VAT returns or something?
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 850 notes for any kind of pussy does seem ridiculous. Does it do the VAT returns or something? Nope, just discharges. (Allegedly) Hey! who hacked my account and posted that pack of lies!
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Will the Skates go 'pop' before the world does ? Do you mean "go pop" in the same sense as "Dead as disco"?
badgerx16 Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 Do you mean "go pop" in the same sense as "Dead as disco"? More 'Dead as Dodo', but I have just seen that agent Chinny has pledged to keep the patient on life support.
pap Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 I loved the guy that predicted the Rapture, twice - and got it wrong. That takes a giant set of balls.
Ohio Saint Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 I loved the guy that predicted the Rapture, twice - and got it wrong. That takes a giant set of balls. All it takes is an eye for cash. Simple.
Ziggy Posted 18 May, 2012 Posted 18 May, 2012 I loved the guy that predicted the Rapture, twice - and got it wrong. That takes a giant set of balls. To be honest it's a no win situation. If he's wrong everyone thinks he's a ******. If he's right we'll all be dead and he won't be able to tell anyone "I told you so".
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