Dog Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 After failing to do a bird with a butternut squash last weekend, I was thinking what veg or fruit you could use to pleasure yourself with? I've heard of builders sha99ing cucumbers in their portaloo's and I know that women love a carrot from behind, but has anyone ever used anything a bit different for the love making? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Were you expecting a lengthy detailed discussion bringing new horizons to your attention ? What is there to look for past a cucumber or a courgette ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I managed to fit a marrow in my ex's arse. True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I managed to fit a marrow in my ex's arse. True story Can I have her phone number ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Can I have her phone number ? Unfortunately she died in the process of accepting said vegetable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Can I have her phone number ? She didn't survive the ordeal, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Can I have her phone number ? her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 As sharp as Broccolli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Veggies in, curry out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Can I have her phone number ? I imagine the marrow is off by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I like to keep things as life like as possible, so it's asparagus every time for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Corn on the cob is good. The small ridges give an increased burst of pleasure. Plus if a few corns fall off it doesn't matter because you generally find a few when exploring the anus anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Corn on the cob is good. The small ridges give an increased burst of pleasure. Plus if a few corns fall off it doesn't matter because you generally find a few when exploring the anus anyway. Great shout there The Cat, should I boil it first and add a knob of butter, or just fire it in raw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 This is one for Jillsaint, suzy and Bridgetoofar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 This is one for Jillsaint, suzy and Bridgetoofar. I'm sure none of us care what you shove up your a@*e, although an orange in your mouth might quieten you down a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I like to play the long game, so it's a handful of tomato seeds and a cupful of Fison's Evergreen 80, well watered in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I'm sure none of us care what you shove up your a@*e, although an orange in your mouth might quieten you down a bit. Sue, have you ever dabbled with a bit of veg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Joey Deacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 hot chillies might be a scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 May, 2012 (edited) Why is this in the Muppet Show? Edited 16 May, 2012 by Dog Hitler mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1885 Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Pineapples ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Pineapples ? That's a fruit FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Aubergines are good, but you generally have to grown your own as the ones in the supermarket are already too big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I like to keep things as life like as possible, so it's asparagus every time for me. If its gone a shade of green you want to get to the doctor sharpish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Stephen Hawking.****ing filthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 17 May, 2012 Share Posted 17 May, 2012 Turnips are good for streching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 17 May, 2012 Share Posted 17 May, 2012 Mouli for length and Bitter Gourd for shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1885 Posted 17 May, 2012 Share Posted 17 May, 2012 That's a fruit FFS True indeed ! Cauliflower ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 18 May, 2012 Share Posted 18 May, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 21 May, 2012 Share Posted 21 May, 2012 I know it's not a vegetable, but I once had a job retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfields arsehole. I like to eat cabbage from the wife's vag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattio Posted 21 May, 2012 Share Posted 21 May, 2012 Not a vegetable but Saintkip, who/where ever he is now, used to love frozen banana's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svetigpung Posted 22 May, 2012 Share Posted 22 May, 2012 Jacket potato .... you get a free tasty filling on the way out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 May, 2012 Share Posted 25 May, 2012 There's a pretty good fruit used in our household for sexual gratification. The humble Cumquot. The answer's in the name. My missus can do the ping pong ball trick with one of those bad boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 25 May, 2012 Share Posted 25 May, 2012 For Dune's dearly loved female relations: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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