action man Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 people u know with odd names.. i used to go to school with a mike hunt and a teresa green also know a robin robinson,why do parents do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsbridge Saint Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Drew Peacock. Beaten like a ginger stepchild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 I worked with a girl called Fortune Favours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Sally Forth at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 I used to be friends with an American airforce chap named Randy Jewburner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Chris Peacock (say it fast) used to present on ITV. Used to work with a John Thomas, in fact I've worked with a few, but only one had the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Twins: Aston and Astine Martin I sh!t you not. Taught by an ex-partners Mum at her school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 My other half knew a bloke called Garen Tees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Someone who works for one of my clients has the surname Fightmaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suomi Saint Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Austin Morris, Johnny Seaman, John Tomas, Peter Philes, Mr. Tsunami. But no Master Bates, Seaman Staines or Roger the cabin boy unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 There's a family who's kids went to the same school as us, they had 14 or something stupid like that. Can't remember many but they all had strange names - Neptune, Trafalgar, Paris, Luxory, Daisy are the only ones I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Someone who works for one of my clients has the surname Fistmaster. Are you a rentboy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djharvey Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Russell Sprout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Brian Damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Hugh Janus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 I went to school with Russell Diaper. He now adds another 'p' on his surname but we all know the truth. He has just released an album, self titled - thus, it won't go far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 Knew a Norwegian girl called Rhea Wind and a client of mine is Sam Gay but because his email transposes names it always comes through as Gay Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Worked with a girl called Pauline Conduct when the store tannoy went out for her all you heard was Miss Conduct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Went to college with q girl called Iowna Wolfe, used to drink at a pub where the landlord was called Roger Rogers and my old man knew someone called **** Whittington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Got a marketing email the other day from a Matt Fagg. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Worked with a girl called Pauline Conduct when the store tannoy went out for her all you heard was Miss Conduct Or "Is there a palling conduct in the store?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I went to school with Russell Diaper. He now adds another 'p' on his surname but we all know the truth. He has just released an album, self titled - thus, it won't go far. Diaperp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I went to school with Russell Diaper. He now adds another 'p' on his surname but we all know the truth. He has just released an album, self titled - thus, it won't go far. I know the guy, not particularly well but I saw his old band a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Diaperp? You got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 I went to Uni with a Richard Head. His parents were sick bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 My son knows 2 Thai birds who go by the names of 'Mong' and 'Poo' ! TBF they do not live in the UK but both speak English ! Also I went to school with a Ewan McEwan and a Muir Twigg ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Guy in our warehouse called Richard Edward Smith...nobody noticed until he was about 14 and then it was a teacher reading the register...harsh! Does the band Diaperp have a dad called Paul? I was at school (Hamble) with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Diaperp? No, it's a silent 'P'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Nicola Nicola She changed it when she married, no surprise there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Isn't Gary and Phil's dad called Neville Neville? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 And on the sporting theme, let's hear it for Austin Healey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bug187 Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Troll Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do i not like fizzy pop Posted 17 May, 2012 Share Posted 17 May, 2012 Somewhere, in the US part of our company, there is a Randy ****z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do i not like fizzy pop Posted 17 May, 2012 Share Posted 17 May, 2012 Somewhere, in the US part of our company, there is a Randy ****z Damn swear filter, that should read K U N T Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 May, 2012 Share Posted 17 May, 2012 No, it's a silent 'P'... As in 'bath'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 May, 2012 Share Posted 17 May, 2012 Related, but not quite the same... We once had a Danish customer whose first name was Bent. Bent liked to wear a black leather jacket and one evening we were all in a pub in Romsey when by business partner John went up to the bar to someone who was wearing a black leather jacket and tapped him on the shoulder. When he turned round John said "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were Bent". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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