Crab Lungs Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 It took me 3 weeks to remember all mine. Victims 200+ nationalities 80 easily. The best I ever had was in India. Go there for really easy, dirty women who can't get enough of you. In Euorpe full house, Moldova,Lithuania, Albania and Portugal were the easiest. They just love honest, normal blokes who don't try to impress them with bullsh*t. I've fisted in France, dogged in Denmark, smashed in Sweden, rogered in Riga, gary glittered in Geneva and Romped in Rome. I'm currently smashing my way through a few South Americans so will have all the continents done shortly with just Peru and Columbia to tick off the list there. North America was easy, Candians and Alaskans couldn't get enough of me. I can't leave the house without nailing a few women. I've got the lines and looks, the style and the hooks, a cock like a rock. Women want me and men what to be me. FACT ROFL-tastic post but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 I haven't read the first page but I bet Dubai Phil has posted something unpredictable and hilarious. That'd be a first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 15 May, 2012 Share Posted 15 May, 2012 9 including the triple crown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 May, 2012 It took me 3 weeks to remember all mine. Victims 200+ nationalities 80 easily. The best I ever had was in India. Go there for really easy, dirty women who can't get enough of you. In Euorpe full house, Moldova,Lithuania, Albania and Portugal were the easiest. They just love honest, normal blokes who don't try to impress them with bullsh*t. I've fisted in France, dogged in Denmark, smashed in Sweden, rogered in Riga, gary glittered in Geneva and Romped in Rome. I'm currently smashing my way through a few South Americans so will have all the continents done shortly with just Peru and Columbia to tick off the list there. North America was easy, Candians and Alaskans couldn't get enough of me. I can't leave the house without nailing a few women. I've got the lines and looks, the style and the hooks, a cock like a rock. Women want me and men what to be me. FACT Dirty in what way? Do they have a smelly slit & crusty sweaty ringpiece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Dirty in what way? Do they have a smelly slit & crusty sweaty ringpiece? One thing is for sure they were frothing at the gash as soon as they saw my python. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 May, 2012 One thing is for sure they were frothing at the gash as soon as they saw my python. Yes, I can believe that Turkish, because Indians and all Asians have tiny penises, so anything over 3" would seem like an annaconda to the bearded women of Bombay. But all the Indians I've gone down on have really hairy fanny's and a foul smelling vaginas of curry and rotten meat. They also had bad facial hair which tickled my ballsack when I got a 50p blow job in a Chemist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Yes, I can believe that Turkish, because Indians and all Asians have tiny penises, so anything over 3" would seem like an annaconda to the bearded women of Bombay. But all the Indians I've gone down on have really hairy fanny's and a foul smelling vaginas of curry and rotten meat. They also had bad facial hair which tickled my ballsack when I got a 50p blow job in a Chemist. When I was (muff) diving in Delhi I can confirm the slit smelt worse than the Ganges. However when I motting in Mumbai it was a fresh smelling pussy, well trimmed and a slight aroma of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1885 Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 All of them ! Including Hobbit, Atlantis and Mars ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Has anyone Done a midget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Has anyone Done a midget? I had a threesome with midgets on a beach in Corfu, well one was wheelchair bound so she didn't really do a lot. Quite a pleasant experience to be able to throw them around and give them a good drilling without having to position them. Jane in the wheelchair loved cleaning up afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 (edited) I had a threesome with midgets on a beach in Corfu, well one was wheelchair bound so she didn't really do a lot. Quite a pleasant experience to be able to throw them around and give them a good drilling without having to position them. Jane in the wheelchair loved cleaning up afterwards. I had a 4 some with 3 midgets on a private beach in Dubai. The one in wheelchair did ATM. Edited 16 May, 2012 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 16 May, 2012 Share Posted 16 May, 2012 Yes, I can believe that Turkish, because Indians and all Asians have tiny penises, so anything over 3" would seem like an annaconda to the bearded women of Bombay. But all the Indians I've gone down on have really hairy fanny's and a foul smelling vaginas of curry and rotten meat. They also had bad facial hair which tickled my ballsack when I got a 50p blow job in a Chemist. I pulled a bird of Indian origin the other week in London. Her dad was white and her mother Indian, so she looked like she'd applied too much fake tan - perfect for me. As they say, you're not a man until you've had some tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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