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Worst XI in the Wilderness Years


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Harsh on Kevin Miller.. Thought he did well when drafted in.. sure he was no Kelv but thought we had him to thank for many points in his time

 

Yes. As I recall we had a GK crisis at the end of the first season out of the Prem, when he came in and actually did a decent job.

 

How has Tomas Hajto slipped under the radar, I still have nightmares.

 

I'd forgotten about him too. Is any brave soul out there interested (or bored) enough to list all the players in the last seven years? Must be about 150!

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I demand a stewards inquiry into why you mugs have not included Saints legend Antony Pulis in your squads. The only possible explanation is that you are all bent and his dad has paid you off.

 

Shame on you all.

Like Forecast, it's hard to include somebody that never actually played.
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I have little or no recollection of some of the players mentioned, repressed memories!?

 

Likewise, they're just names now! Ghosts of a past that seems a more distant than it possibly can have been. Sod a Worst XI, we could easily make a 'first team' and reserves from the misfits we've had to put up with.

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How has Tomas Hajto slipped under the radar, I still have nightmares.

Thank Markus we're now back on the Utopian Uplands and can leave all these names to Fitzhugh Fella and his fellow historians to big up (or not ).

 

Had a peach of a cross-field pass on him though. I can remember that season where we played just about everyone @ right back!

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OK. A few mistakes and omissions (possibly obvious ones!) I'm sure but I've come up with:

 

Goalkeepers (7)

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Bartosz Białkowski

Kelvin Davis

Kevin Miller

Antti Niemi

Michael Poke

Paul Smith

Richard Wright

 

Defenders (42)

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Chris Baird

Gareth Bale

Alan Bennett

Jim Brennan*

Danny Butterfield

Martin Cranie

Christian Dailly

Andrew Davies

Ryan Dickson

Jose Fonte

Danny Fox

Tomasz Hajto

Dan Harding

Danny Higginbotham

Jos Hooiveld

Phil Ifil*

Rahdi Jaidi

Darren Kenton

Zoltan Liptak

Chris Lucketti

Claus Lundekvam

Chris Makin

Aaron Martin

Joseph Mills

Oliver Lancashire

Lee Molyneux

Graeme Murty

Stephen O’Halloran

Jon Ostembor

Alexander Ostlund

Alex Pearce*

Ian Pearce*

Pele

Chris Perry

Darren Powell

Frazer Richardson

Ben Reeves

Jon-Paul Saeijs

Dan Seaborne

Michael Svensson

Wayne Thomas

Gregory Vignal

 

Midfielders (47)

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Michail Antonio

Djamel Belmadi

Nicholas Bignall*

Richard Chaplow

Jack Cork

Rory Delap

Nathan Dyer

Jason Euell

Iago Falque

Yoann Folly

Romain Gasmi

Simon Gillett

Oscar Gobern

Guly do Prado

Danny Guthrie

Adam Hammill

Dean Hammond

Lee Holmes

Inigo Idiakez

Lloyd James

Kamil Kosowski

Adam Lallana

Mario Licka

Neil McCann

Callum McNish

Jacob Mellis

Dany N’Guessan

Matt Oakley

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

David Prutton

Jason Puncheon

Nigel Quashie

Steve de Ridder

Youssef Safri

Morgan Schneiderlin

Rudi Skacel

Ryan Smith

Dale Stephens

Andrew Surman

Marcelo Tejera

Jake Thomson

Jhon Viafara

Papa Waigo

Theo Walcott

Dennis Wise

Paul Wotton

Jermaine Wright

 

Forwards (24)

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Lee Barnard

Cedric Baseya

Leon Best

Dexter Blackstock

David Connolly

Jonathan Forte

Ricordo Fuller

Stern John

Kenwyne Jones

Rickie Lambert

Tadanari Lee

Peter Madsen*

David McGoldrick

Kayne McLaggon*

Marian Pahars

Matt Paterson

Tomas Pekhart*

Vincent Pericard

Grzegorz Rasiak

Jordan Robertson

Marek Saganowski

Billy Sharp

Jamie White*

Bradley Wright-Phillips

 

TOTAL: 120

 

The starred ones I had completely forgotten about. Still can't remember Nicholas Bignall at all?

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My only memory of Nicholas Bignall was him waiting on the touchline to come on at Notts County last year and all the Saints fans (on the opposite side of the ground) enthusiastically singing, "ole, ole, ole ole! Guly! Guly". Then when the PA announced his name there was a collective, "erm.... oops"

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The starred ones I had completely forgotten about. Still can't remember Nicholas Bignall at all?
Bignall was a striker on loan from Reading wasn't he (although you have him listed as a midfielder)? Saw him come on as a sub once at St Mary's. Edited by kpturner
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Michael Poke

Lee Molyneux

Darren Powell

Stephen O’Halloran

Jake Thomson

Yoann Folly

Dale Stephens

Romain Gasmi

Ryan Smith

Tomas Pekhart

Jordan Robertson

 

really hard picking our ****test team. So many lightweight, useless, couldn't give a ****, didn't try, lazy, talentless, waste of space, cheating diving, ballwatching, bottle jobs.

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Yoann Folly was an excellent young player for us. When I saw him play, he looked really good. Always full of running, keen to get the ball. Looked for forward runs. I thought him and Leandre Griffit looked excellent when they played for us and showed great promise.

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