Frank's cousin Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 KFCs with brothels on the first floor. Laugh if you must, you've never been on Tavistock Road in Bedford. Well I guess they go together as they have a lot in common....''when finished with the Leg and breast, you stil have a greasy box to stick teh bone in'' boom boom (old ones are the best) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 KFCs with brothels on the first floor. Laugh if you must, you've never been on Tavistock Road in Bedford. Someone call Avram.... oh, and cigarettes available singly or in fives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Oppresion Lack of opportunity to blossom Low self-esteem Higher than average mental health problems Lower mortality rate Stigma Lack of investment in infrastructure I could go on... please don't, i may cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Oppresion Lack of opportunity to blossom Low self-esteem Higher than average mental health problems Lower mortality rate Stigma Lack of investment in infrastructure I could go on... Dont think anyone is trying hard enough really - come lets extend it the really poor Famine malaria Only 50% chance of seeing your 1st birthday War Child soldiers AIDS TB Dyptheria Cholera Dictators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Dont think anyone is trying hard enough really - come lets extend it the really poor Famine malaria Only 50% chance of seeing your 1st birthday War Child soldiers AIDS TB Dyptheria Cholera Dictators i didn't think things in Portsmouth had got that bad ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Fat birds with skinny blokes who have grey skin. Litter on top and underneath the bin but not in it. Women servicing their own cars. Cars with bumpers made of duck tape, usually a silver mondeo. Shopping trolleys in front gardens. People who don't work with the latest iPhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 "Tax in Post" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Them £1 mobile barbecues like this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Birds with ****s and nipples pierced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 free food free housing free prescriptions free cars free clothes free milk tokens free everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 5 year olds out playing at 9pm with baked bean juice smeared around their faces. People who don't bother wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 School run taxi's Fake ugg boots that have collapsed inwards Track suit bottoms worn at funerals All the shops boarded up aparts from the bookies All the chips shops give massive portions Empty pizza boxes on top of the bins "classy jenga" Transit tippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 (edited) Blue lighting in every public toilet to discourage the smackheads Queues for the phone box Birds with more tats than men Lads in shirts that look like table cloths Kids playing in cemeteries - the only area you'll find a bit of greenery and wildlife A closed down Woolworths as the jewel in the crown of the town's shopping attractions TVs bolted to the wall of every hotel you stay in New Labour cut and paste colleges that make even MFI's furnishings look timeless and sturdy Subway as the healthy alternative - Crawford biscuits here, there and every f**king where. Edited 10 May, 2012 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Trubble Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 1) Streets that are littered with scrap metal vans 2) Front walls of council houses that have been knocked down to allow the aforementioned scrap metal van to park 3) General litter/rubbish abuse, esp fast food cartons etc 4) Groups of youths dossing on walls, in tracksuits. They stare at cars as they drive past. 5) Obesity in younger women/men 6) Perambulators with kids in who don't look like they've been washed 7) House numbers written on walls with white paint A high proportion of smokers 9) A high proportion of people with tattoos, usually indian ink type that look like they have been scrawled on 10) A queue outside Wetherspoon pubs at 8 am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Trampled flowers. Some f**ker has trodden on my f**king Peonie. Ars*holes.:x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 A flatbed stacked high with pallets Ankle-swingers Dirty fingernails Greasy hair Dog poo Swings with the chains wrapped around the top bar (tahts a good one imho) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 hedge hopping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 white teenagers talking like blacks. I tried it with Charline and I spent three days on my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 I tried it with Charline and I spent three days on my back. But I thought the poor kids dress like they're rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Trampled flowers. Some f**ker has trodden on my f**king Peonie. Ars*holes.:x How ghey is that? Should be on deppos TMS thread imo. (oh, and sorry, btw. I thought it was a camellia.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 But I thought the poor kids dress like they're rich. MODS! Rich kids dressing like they're poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 (oh, and sorry, btw. I thought it was a camellia.) So tragic, a victim of mistaken identity, just like the last local drive by. #sniff# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 the church roof is mostly made up of blue tarpulin, the windows have metal grills over them & rusty barbwire decorates the building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Threads about how crap other people are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 christmas decorations clad all over the houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 the church is now a Hindu or Sikh temple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 public transport & pavement pizzas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Threads about how crap other people are Dont be so sh*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Speed bumps. Kudos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 MODS! Rich kids dressing like they're poor. Oh my gosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 What a depressing cynical thread, regret my initial post. Let's sneer at poor people....what a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Turkish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Oh my gosh. I like the cut of your J I B. Don't believe it when they say you don't get nothin for free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 What a depressing cynical thread, regret my initial post. Let's sneer at poor people....what a laugh. Laugh alone with the common people and it might just get you through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Laugh alone with the common people and it might just get you through. Laugh along even though they are laughing at you, and the stupid things that you do, because you think that poor is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 England flags draped from bedroom windows So the "poor" can't be patriotic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Subaru's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Kids with skinheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 why is it, in poor areas, during the bin men strike...people were happy to leave their rubbish in the street yet in the more affluent areas, they took the rubbish to the tips themselves ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Tanning Parlours This, especially oop North it would seem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Neck Tattoos Kids called Kyle, Dakota, Courtney, Keeley, Kane & Ryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 11 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 11 May, 2012 What a depressing cynical thread, regret my initial post. Let's sneer at poor people....what a laugh. If you can't laugh at those less fortunate than you, what can you laugh at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 why is it, in poor areas, during the bin men strike...people were happy to leave their rubbish in the street yet in the more affluent areas, they took the rubbish to the tips themselves ? Probably because, in a stereotyping , sweeping generalisation kind of way, poorer people are poor because of their mentality that everything should be done for them, whilst more affluent people have become that way because they are of the "prepared to get off their arses and do whats needed to better themselves" type of attitude. (with the odd exception on both sides, obviously) And in answer to the original post, scrawny dogs (four legged variety) roaming the streets, broken bus shelters, overgrown front gardens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Wow this thread makes me miss living in England. smokers visible tattoos graffiti music being played loud for everyone to hear people making throaty noises, then spitting a green lump on the pavement gum chewing, and the remnants on the pavements and lamp-posts casual littering, especially cigarette debris and fast food packaging strong local accents sportswear as leisurewear parking on the road rather than in a driveway, garage or parking bays cars with a door/wing/bonnet a different colour to the rest of the car mostly terraced houses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Single glazed metal framed windows. Broken home appliances in the front garden. Garden walls kicked over. McKenzie worn as a designer label. People smoking roll ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 McKenzie worn as a designer label. Pineapple worn as a designer label. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyboy Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Welcome to Slough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 May, 2012 Share Posted 11 May, 2012 (edited) Down in Albion they're black and blue But we don't talk about that Are you from 'round here? How do you do? I'd like to talk about that Talk over Gin in teacups And leaves on the lawn Violence in bus stops And the pale thin girl with eyes forlorn gin in teacups And leaves on the lawn Violence in dole queues And the pale thin girl behind the checkout But if you're looking for a cheap talk Glint with perspiration There's a four-mile queue Outside the disused power station Now come away, won't you come away We'll go to Deptford, Digby... Anywhere in Albion Yellowing classics And canons at dawn ... Reebok classics And canons at dawn ... But if you're looking for a cheap sort That's in false anticipation It'll be waiting in the photo booth At the railway station Ah come away, won't you come away We're going to... Watford, London Fields Anywhere oh If you're looking for a cheap sort That's in false anticipation It'll be waiting in the photo booth At the underground station Edited 11 May, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 11 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Love it when he plays that song in Southampton. He always manages to get a pro-Southampton comment and an anti-Skate comment in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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