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People paying in cash.

 

Can't remember the last time I paid in cash for anything,not even a loaf of bread.We've got Moneo nowadays,small change transactions on your debit card.In fact I can't remember the last time I actually had any cash in any sort of signinficant amount,can usually go 2 to or 3 weeks with about 7 euros in my pocket.

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Cans of Carlsberg Special Brew being used as a morning beverage.

Grey tracksuit bottoms being used as acceptable street crawling wear.

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To Let signs

Trainers tied together and hung from overhead power/ phone cables

Unkept gardens

Matresses in front garden

Pebbledash frontage

Public Phone Boxes

Piles and piles of rubbish during a bin strike

A random 1970's US Police car replica with sun faded exterior badges

Sky TV dish on every house

"No go" bus areas

Kids calling the Fire Brigade in the school holidays so they can throw rocks at them

Graffitti (in posh areas it's termed as "Street Art")

Ice Cream Vans

Used scratch cards littering the streets

Bakeries that don't sell coffee

CB Radio aerials

Discarded Pay as you Go top up vouchers

Vote Labour signs

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I would argue the point, but, well, my mortgage is cheap enough.

 

I apologise Colin, i forgot you drove a mondeo and live in Coventry.

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Fast food litter hoofed out of car windows.

 

Obese women in leggings and slippers doing the school run.

 

Smokers.

 

Sports Direct's main market.

 

Saxo's

 

My observations after being in a very poor part of Smethwick today

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Dunno, this is a rich area round here but all the brain dead parents seem to think it highly titillating to get their kids onto mini-quads before they can even walk.

 

I've only ever seen them on council estates or parks that are within 5 minutes of a council estate.

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Cars parked on bits of grass and not on the road

 

Kids on bikes at 11pm with no lights on

 

Old people sitting in their porch/front garden watching everything that goes by as if they were a 90s gangster waiting for a drive by to happen

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Satellite dishes outside every flat on a tower block

Desolate,flat open spaces surrounded by estates

High ITV viewing figures

Newsagents with very little actual stock, and single cans of beer for sale that have passed or close to sell by dates

Constituencies where Labour have an absolute majority

Very pale, blotchy skin

Women with their hair pulled back hard. Sometimes called a 'Croydon face lift'

Bars where the wine list is Blossom Hill red and white only

Fried chicken shops with bizarre names trying to make an American connection. Seen in SE London, 'Dallas Chicken, the taste of the open range'. WTF?

'Western Union' money transfer shops. Send your benefits back home, soon your mates will have enough to fly over and claim asylum too!

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Oppresion

Lack of opportunity to blossom

Low self-esteem

Higher than average mental health problems

Lower mortality rate

Stigma

Lack of investment in infrastructure

 

I could go on...

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