dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 They've just been talking about this on the politics show and it's as true when it comes to politicians as it is to the Liberal Elite on here. Lefties are just plain dull and boring. FACT
Johnny Bognor Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I do know what you mean. I think it comes down to the fact that socialism is not about you enjoying yourself, because that is selfish and considered a bit me, me me. You are all allowed to laugh in unison together with everyone else, but the concept of one enjoying oneself, while others are not, is totally abhorrent to them.
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 blimey, the boredom endemic on the main board has spread to here. Dune, I note you are still equating "Liberal" with "Left wing"..... fail.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 (edited) Hilarious first post! Seeing as you are so obsessed with this theme, Dune, and post multiple threads on the subject.... I have a song for you. Why are right wingers so repetetive? Why are right wingers so repetetive? Why are right wingers so repetetive? Why are right wingers so repetetive? If you set those lyrics to a rythmic tune, you can actually goosestep to it! Edited 10 May, 2012 by Ohio Saint
TopGun Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Anyone thick enough to be extreme left or extreme right is very unlikely to be a barrel of laughs. See OP.
Seaford Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Dune, our resident comic......asks incisive questions
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Dune, our resident comic..... And that's the funny part right there, he thinks he is funny? Or does he think he has a good sense of humour because he laughs and points at things? If it's the latter, then I could point to a small bus full of people that laugh all the bloody time!....But I don't think humour has that much to do with it.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Some right wing humour? Chris Tarrant: Dune, you have taken the 50/50, asked the audience and tried to find a friend. I need your final answer. You have to choose between A) Empathy, and B) genocide. Which do you go for? Dune: B!........ no....A!.....Um.....No, B! Chris Tarrant: You are going for B?... Genocide?....... Is that your final solution?
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Author Posted 10 May, 2012 Some right wing humour? Chris Tarrant: Dune, you have taken the 50/50, asked the audience and tried to find a friend. I need your final answer. You have to choose between A) Empathy, and B) genocide. Which do you go for? Dune: B!........ no....A!.....Um.....No, B! Chris Tarrant: You are going for B?... Genocide?....... Is that your final solution? Left wing and a Yank. There's no hope for you.
buctootim Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Lefties are just plain dull and boring. FACT So true. Rightwingers are hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2DnW5uC1_A&feature=related
Ken Tone Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Anyone thick enough to be extreme left or extreme right is very unlikely to be a barrel of laughs. See OP. Oh, I don't know. Lots of the things Dune says make me laugh.
pap Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I love the way that dune gets left-wing mixed up with liberal.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Left wing and a Yank. There's no hope for you. Nothing funny to say then? Come on, we can go head to head. You with your "Right wing humour" and me with my lefty soul devoid mind. We can duke it out! I'll warn you though, I can be funnier than a blender full of monkeys if I put my mind to it......And remember to masturbate regularly.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I love the way that dune gets left-wing mixed up with liberal. He gets his hands mixed up when he washes them too, be gentle with him.
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Author Posted 10 May, 2012 Nothing funny to say then? Come on, we can go head to head. You with your "Right wing humour" and me with my lefty soul devoid mind. We can duke it out! I'll warn you though, I can be funnier than a blender full of monkeys if I put my mind to it......And remember to masturbate regularly. no really
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 no really Is that the best you got? "There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is NOT being talked about" ~Oscar Wilde "Nucular" ~ George Bush
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 (edited) Well, waiting for Dune to display some of his own humour rather than trawling youtube for bad videos is proving to be a huge waste of time. Other ways I can waste my time include:- A) Trying to give a sperm donation when the cubicle only provides the Maggie Thatcher Playboy edition B) Farting God save the Queen in a way that it does not seriously improve the original version C) Clapping my hands together repeatedly without being reminded of the sound that two tory men sound like when in private. Edited 10 May, 2012 by Ohio Saint
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Max Miller~ The queen swallowed a needle when she was a kid.....Didn't even feel a pr1ck until she was sixteen!
suewhistle Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Oh, I don't know. Lots of the things Dune says make me laugh. Yeah, but I bet you never laugh _with_ him.
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Author Posted 10 May, 2012 Yeah, but I bet you never laugh _with_ him. Who amuses you Suzy? Jo brand?
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?... Dune?....Dune?....Dune?....Dune?....Dune?....
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Who amuses you Suzy? Jo brand? demonstrate your OWN sense of humour or get off the pot?
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Dune, Post something original and funny from your own sweet 'lil right wing melon in your OWN thread that I can't find with a simple Google search please. Otherwise I suggest we will have to call this thread "Myth Busted'
pap Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 demonstrate your OWN sense of humour or get off the pot? I like dune's posts. They are short and easy to read. You don't have to go digging for some secret hidden purpose when he starts threads. I also like the way he chops and changes his opinions depending on timeframe and/or who he is arguing with. Too often people on this forum just carry on banging the same drum, being consistent in their views, etc. That doesn't generate traffic. I for one applaud dune's heady fusion of ignorance, sneering, playground behaviour and brevity. You just don't get him.
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Author Posted 10 May, 2012 Christ alive, what a yawnfest. I bet it's a right barrel of laughs at one of your UAF jamborees.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Pap, I'm no expert on Dune, but i'm pretty sure he doesn't do dry wit as you outlined in your post. I could be wrong, just like that time I thought trimming my eyebrows with a flamethrower was a good idea.............I digress. I do get him. I KNOW I do! I THINK I do! I'm reasonably certain I do!......OK, Maybe I don't, but what the hell, all I see when I look at his posts is a nice big juicy target. The kind of target that I wish was a woman, and my posts were a beefy 'lil man missile ready to penetrate, explore and titilate..... Oh! What were we talking about?
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 It just never fails to amaze me that people think that anything as subjective as humour has a party political divide. Anyone that thinks this is a moron. It's really that simple.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 So here is the collective sum of wit from the patron of this thread thus far. Case closed. They've just been talking about this on the politics show and it's as true when it comes to politicians as it is to the Liberal Elite on here. Lefties are just plain dull and boring. FACT ... Lefties and humour just don't mix. no really I bet it's a right barrel of laughs at one of your UAF jamborees.
pap Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Pap, I'm no expert on Dune, but i'm pretty sure he doesn't do dry wit as you outlined in your post. I could be wrong, just like that time I thought trimming my eyebrows with a flamethrower was a good idea.............I digress. I do get him. I KNOW I do! I THINK I do! I'm reasonably certain I do!......OK, Maybe I don't, but what the hell, all I see when I look at his posts is a nice big juicy target. The kind of target that I wish was a woman, and my posts were a beefy 'lil man missile ready to penetrate, explore and titilate..... Oh! What were we talking about? I'm not really sure I'd call it dry wit. More like interminable junior grade antagonism, facilitated through the wonder of the Internet. I agree partially with your sentiments about dune making himself a target, but to be honest - I want no part of your sexual fantasy. You and dune need to work it out between you. Where I think we'd agree is that if someone is consistently and deliberately being a d!ck, they're fair game.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I bet it's a right barrel of laughs at one of your UAF jamborees. Right-wing wit at it's best. ROFL etc
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 You and dune need to work it out between you. Nothing to work out. He doesn't want to play with me. He is too busy making on the poor people thread making one or two word posts. If only he realised the potential of his own thread to make a huge comedic statement! My frooking American spellchecker keeps trying to make me put Z where S belongs! oh GRRRRR!!
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Author Posted 10 May, 2012 Right-wing wit at it's best. ROFL etc I know you're not very bright, but it wasn't a joke.
norwaysaint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I'd say most of the decent comedy for years has been left wing. The only right wing "comedy" I can think of off-hand would be Jim Davidson and Jeremy Clarkson. As for left wing comedy off the top of my head: Stewart Lee George Carlin Bill Hicks Bill Maher Eddie Izzard Richard Herring Alexei Sayle Jeremy Hardy Chris Morris Mark Thomas Mark Steel plus just about every bit of satirical comedy in the eighties. but I would say that Dune's idea of funny is a bit closer to Jeremy Clarkson than most of those and Clarkson is hugely popular. There's no right or wrong, it's just a preference.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I know you're not very bright, but it wasn't a joke. LMFAO!!! That was hilarious!!! Wow! You are soooo on form today! Please excuse the formatting, Pasted from an online dictionary. [h=2]Definition of SARCASM[/h]1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain. Often confused with a cuttlefish, which are known for their sense of humour and sartorial elegance. Not to be confused with one eyed trouser snakes.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I'd say most of the decent comedy for years has been left wing. The only right wing "comedy" I can think of off-hand would be Jim Davidson and Jeremy Clarkson. As for left wing comedy off the top of my head: Stewart Lee George Carlin Bill Hicks Bill Maher Eddie Izzard Richard Herring Alexei Sayle Jeremy Hardy Chris Morris Mark Thomas Mark Steel plus just about every bit of satirical comedy in the eighties. but I would say that Dune's idea of funny is a bit closer to Jeremy Clarkson than most of those and Clarkson is hugely popular. There's no right or wrong, it's just a preference. I would respectfully and formally suggest that being accurate and correct will not work in this thread.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I know you're not very bright, but it wasn't a joke. Is the point where I now say that you're claiming JSA?
manji Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I'd say most of the decent comedy for years has been left wing. The only right wing "comedy" I can think of off-hand would be Jim Davidson and Jeremy Clarkson. As for left wing comedy off the top of my head: Stewart Lee George Carlin Bill Hicks Bill Maher Eddie Izzard Richard Herring Alexei Sayle Jeremy Hardy Chris Morris Mark Thomas Mark Steel plus just about every bit of satirical comedy in the eighties. The only one of them thats funny is Bill Hicks though..................
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 The only one of them thats funny is Bill Hicks though.................. Which is somewhat like firing a shotgun at a crowd of people and saying that all the ones that got shot deserved it.
Ohio Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 This thread certainly got funnier after Dune abandoned it!
ericofarabia Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Nothing to work out. He doesn't want to play with me. He is too busy making on the poor people thread making one or two word posts. If only he realised the potential of his own thread to make a huge comedic statement! My frooking American spellchecker keeps trying to make me put Z where S belongs! oh GRRRRR!! Nothing to work out. He doezn't want to play with me. He iz too buzy making on the poor people thread making one or two word postz. If only he realised the potential of hiz own thread to make a huge comedic ztatement! Mine too .. Bloody Yankz taking over the world. A bit early on the loopy juice aren't we - zlow down only a 100 dayz or so till The PL beginz.
dune Posted 10 May, 2012 Author Posted 10 May, 2012 Is the point where I now say that you're claiming JSA? And then it's the point where I laugh at your admission that you get sworn at by your pupils.
ericofarabia Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I'd say most of the decent comedy for years has been left wing. The only right wing "comedy" I can think of off-hand would be Jim Davidson and Jeremy Clarkson. As for left wing comedy off the top of my head: Stewart Lee George Carlin Bill Hicks Bill Maher Eddie Izzard Richard Herring Alexei Sayle Jeremy Hardy Chris Morris Mark Thomas Mark Steel plus just about every bit of satirical comedy in the eighties. but I would say that Dune's idea of funny is a bit closer to Jeremy Clarkson than most of those and Clarkson is hugely popular. There's no right or wrong, it's just a preference. Surely Ben Elton would be classified as Lefty and at times even funny!!
View From The Top Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 And then it's the point where I laugh at your admission that you get sworn at by your pupils. You mean sworn at by one pupil. Singular. Which was dealt with.
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