trousers Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Trousers you idiot. Fecking Batchelors Cajun Vegetable Slim a Soup all over my farking keyboard Meanwhile Saints revolutionary New PL Home Kit for next season. Following the complaints of TSW uberfans, they have decided to unveil their new XXXXXXX Large version first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 'get your finger out of his arse, it's giving me the horn' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red And White Barmy Army Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 The new Ted Bates statue goes wrong again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPTCount Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 one hippo went berserk, and had to be escorted off the premises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brussels Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Terry Hurlock immortalised in latest statue at St. Mary's Local sculpter Ian Brennan was quoted as saying "......I think you'll all agree, its a better representation than my first effort" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Cortese realises that his accent can still be a problem after his booking for Rhinoplasty goes wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Right! lets see how much we have in the piggy bank now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 With Rickie and Sharpy thin and fit, the motivational Rhino was no longer needed. (Other motivational animals such as Hippos and Elephants are available.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Forget the train picture - This is art.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 The Medical for the new Premiership goal keeper may take a little longer than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Drugs testing to be stepped up at SFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Saints employees in 'Spit Roasting/Beastiality' controversy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 In following in the Sky enforced, American Footballesq, Rugby League, naming convention................Southampton football club to be known as the 'Southampton Saint Rhino Hot Air Balloon Football club and bar.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 After the celebrations die down, Lambert is brought back in for a fitness test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Nicola decides to Supersize the whole 'horses head in the bed' phenonima in preparation for the Premiership. In a statement he said;' Ifa dem Bastarges starta fargin with me, Rhino's where they live!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rshephard3 Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 After yet another transformation, this time into a prostitute Rhino, suspicions of many fans were confirmed, Sir Rickie Lambert is indeed super human. And filthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Matt & Hoppo removing Turkish from the stadium after he got stuck in his fancy dress costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 'get your finger out of his arse, it's giving me the horn' And we have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 First Proof that MLT has lost weight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 Trousers you idiot. Fecking Batchelors Cajun Vegetable Slim a Soup all over my farking keyboard . Ok I give up I have been sat here for over 3 hours now Phil and still don't get it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 The runner up in the thickest skin catgory leaves the building. First place Nicola Cortese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 The runner up in the thickest skin catgory leaves the building. First place Nicola Cortese. Lol. Best by miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 I don't care if its name is Spearmint. That's not what I meant. Now take it out of the stadium ..and stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Share Posted 10 May, 2012 How can you tell if there's a rhino in your local pub? Easy, his bike will be outside. How can tell if there are two rhinos in the pub? Easy, stand on the bike and look through the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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