dubai_phil Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Trousers you idiot. Fecking Batchelors Cajun Vegetable Slim a Soup all over my farking keyboard Meanwhile Saints revolutionary New PL Home Kit for next season. Following the complaints of TSW uberfans, they have decided to unveil their new XXXXXXX Large version first.
Hatch Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 'get your finger out of his arse, it's giving me the horn'
Red And White Barmy Army Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 The new Ted Bates statue goes wrong again.
JPTCount Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 one hippo went berserk, and had to be escorted off the premises
Brussels Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Terry Hurlock immortalised in latest statue at St. Mary's Local sculpter Ian Brennan was quoted as saying "......I think you'll all agree, its a better representation than my first effort"
Minty Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Cortese realises that his accent can still be a problem after his booking for Rhinoplasty goes wrong...
Gingeletiss Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Right! lets see how much we have in the piggy bank now!
SNSUN Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 With Rickie and Sharpy thin and fit, the motivational Rhino was no longer needed. (Other motivational animals such as Hippos and Elephants are available.)
PhilippineSaint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 The Medical for the new Premiership goal keeper may take a little longer than usual.
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Saints employees in 'Spit Roasting/Beastiality' controversy
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 In following in the Sky enforced, American Footballesq, Rugby League, naming convention................Southampton football club to be known as the 'Southampton Saint Rhino Hot Air Balloon Football club and bar.'
Saint_clark Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 After the celebrations die down, Lambert is brought back in for a fitness test.
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Nicola decides to Supersize the whole 'horses head in the bed' phenonima in preparation for the Premiership. In a statement he said;' Ifa dem Bastarges starta fargin with me, Rhino's where they live!'
rshephard3 Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 After yet another transformation, this time into a prostitute Rhino, suspicions of many fans were confirmed, Sir Rickie Lambert is indeed super human. And filthy.
Dog Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Matt & Hoppo removing Turkish from the stadium after he got stuck in his fancy dress costume.
This Charming Man Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 'get your finger out of his arse, it's giving me the horn' And we have a winner.
John Boy Saint Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 Trousers you idiot. Fecking Batchelors Cajun Vegetable Slim a Soup all over my farking keyboard . Ok I give up I have been sat here for over 3 hours now Phil and still don't get it!!
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 The runner up in the thickest skin catgory leaves the building. First place Nicola Cortese.
buctootim Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 The runner up in the thickest skin catgory leaves the building. First place Nicola Cortese. Lol. Best by miles.
Ken Tone Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 I don't care if its name is Spearmint. That's not what I meant. Now take it out of the stadium ..and stop laughing
hamster Posted 10 May, 2012 Posted 10 May, 2012 How can you tell if there's a rhino in your local pub? Easy, his bike will be outside. How can tell if there are two rhinos in the pub? Easy, stand on the bike and look through the window.
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