Bearsy Posted 11 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 11 May, 2012 Hi Gays! I mean Guys! Let's do some more investigations! Investigations number 3: Can you tell when someone is gays from their mannerisms and voice and stuff? I have conflicting experiences in this regards! I remember when I was at school there was two kids what everyone said was gay. Let's call them Mr.X and Mr. Jordan Browning of Shirley. Now they was not out or anything or what Big John would call "practising gays" as far as i know, but everyone said they was gay i think based on they had a certain manner of walking and talking, and also they was best friends with girls, and also they was no good at footballs. Now this is pretty clear prejudices and discriminations which we know is Bad and we know is Faulty Reasoning, but the fact remains that I've since heard that both Mr. X and Jordan Browning of Shirley did in fact turn out to be Gays! That is the cases in favours of existence of gaydars. But wait! I also have further evidences! I watch some TV and like a lot of people i assumed that certain people on tv like David Walliams, Tom Cruises and Jeremy Clarkson was gays but in fact - check this! - not one of them is actual gays! And on the flip side of that coin I also watch this show called Him & Her starring this guy called Russell Something who was also in Being Human and I would never of guessed he was gays but in fact i read recently in a magazine that he is in fact actual gays. Initial conclusions pending further evidences: It is possible to tell if people is gays upto the age of 16 but then after 16 you never can tell and should probably not be guessing cos it can cause embarrassments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 11 May, 2012 I think we can all agree this has been a very thorough and exhaustive studies on gay cultures in 21st century Britain. It is probably the definitive work on this subject! We have all learnt a lot and probably some people who wasn't even gay before are out buying hankerchiefs as we speak! By popular demands i am now considering extending the series and investgating other matters of import. These are what I'm thinking of investigating: Bearsy Investigates: Paedophiles Bearsy Investigates: Jesus from off the Bible Bearsy Investigates: Racist Jokes At the moment i'm leaning towards investigating the paedophiles. There will be a lot of people pro and a lot of people con, i think it could be very interesting debates! What do you think most needs investigatings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 May, 2012 Share Posted 12 May, 2012 Suggestions: Bearsy Investigates: Alcohol Abuse Political Extremism Religious Extremism Skate Cultures Wales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 May, 2012 Share Posted 12 May, 2012 Investigate why cash is king. Everytime your money touches the hands of the taxman or a bank it gets creamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 12 May, 2012 Thanks for suggestions! A friend of mine is policeman and he told me it is well known in police that there is a serial killer going round staging all the suicides. Apparently he done loads in wales and also some celebrities tho he wouldn't tell me which ones. The polices aren't allowed to investigates cos if they admit all the suicides is murders then is bad on their crime figures! Bearsy can probably investigates this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 May, 2012 Author Share Posted 12 May, 2012 I'll have to keep it quiet tho cos if serial killers find out he'll come after me! If your reading this, serial killers, then i is only kidding i don't really think you is serial killer. People probably just hangs themselves for own reasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 July, 2012 Share Posted 19 July, 2012 Bearsy Investigates: Jesus from off the Bible - This one please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2012 Oh yeah i'll do dat for you tokyos cos we is BFF4EVA! I've been investigating a lot of stuff lately! At the weekend i went out with my mate and we done some pills and afters i was investigating sciences! First i investigated evolutions and i got that figured out how we is all evolved from other creatures and that and they is evolved from single cell organisms or whatever. That was pretty easy. Then I investigated how the planet was made from junk floating bout in the universe and i got dat. Then I investigated how the universe come bout from the big bang and i got that. Then I was investigating what caused the big bangs... and there i got a bit stuck. Cause and effect can only get you so far innit. I'm investigating that there was a nothing and then there was a something. That don't seem right to me. I couldn't investigate that using evolutions. Is that where Jesus from off the Bible comes in? I mean under sciences, is dat what the sciencetists is saying? That Jesus made the big bangs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 19 July, 2012 Share Posted 19 July, 2012 How about Bearsy investigates the perfect woman shape ? I am talking breasticles and their perfect sizing combined with their butt size. There is an awesome example at my work as she looks like she could bounce right back up if she fell forwards or backwards. I would ask for a photo but I don't think she would appreciate me posting on of here here, needless to say I will try and do a sneaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2012 Oh yeah i always end up wanting to bone the girls at work. Even the ugly ones. Dunno what it is really, something about seeing them same b!tches every day I spose, if i was just seeing them in a club or whatever i wouldn't even be giving them the time of day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 July, 2012 Share Posted 19 July, 2012 (edited) I think Jesus was like bin laden but ages ago, not as ages ago as dinosaurs but almost. He also turned water into wine. When I was young, I turned loads of spirits from the old dears alcohol cabinet into water but I don't think I am related to god. Maybe like a cousin of something but not that close. Edited 20 July, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 I know I'm a bit late, but my friend was offered sex with Guly. SHE refused. Rude *****. I think this turned him gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 20 July, 2012 I know I'm a bit late, but my friend was offered sex with Guly. SHE refused. Rude *****. I think this turned him gay. Hi Chrispy! I'm very interested in that Guly story but I need to hear full details bout what he actually said and where they was and what he was wearing and what she looks like and stuff! Can you get her to write me a little story bout it please! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 Why would a girl in a nightclub want to know the time of day bear? Stupid thing to say. Maybe her dad is picking her up, if so you wouldn't waste your time as she is going home with her dad unless you wanted to do her dad in which case you'd be onto a great start by giving her the time of day. Why is people's trying to mimic bearbreath, stop it pleases people's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 I think Jesus was like bin laden but ages ago, not as ages ago as dinosaurs but almost. He also turned wage into wine. When I was young, I turned loads of spirits from the old dears alcohol cabinet into water but I don't think I am related to god. Maybe like a cousin of something but not that close. I do this every week - am i the new Messiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 I do this every week - am i the new Messiah predictive text on the iphone....It knows what I am really thinking before I am.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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