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I don't know but some saints fan was on owlstalk saying that Barnard was surplus to requirements and a couple of wednesday fans said they'd love to have him at their club.....

 

Not quite as good as over hearing Bloke in Pub, or from a Taxi Driver, but it must be true then!!

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Not quite as good as over hearing Bloke in Pub, or from a Taxi Driver, but it must be true then!!

 

You can hear the chinese whispers working away until it goes from.......

 

Saints fan " yeah Lee Barnard is a bit down the pecking order these days"

Owls fan " Barnard's a decent strike wouldn't mind him in our team"

 

to

 

Owls Fan " Hey mate I hear that striker of yours Lee Barn..somethingorother is being signed by us"

Saints Fan " Yeah propably mate he won't get game at saints once we've signed Demba Ba..."

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You can hear the chinese whispers working away until it goes from.......

 

Saints fan " yeah Lee Barnard is a bit down the pecking order these days"

Owls fan " Barnard's a decent strike wouldn't mind him in our team"

to

 

Owls Fan " Hey mate I hear that striker of yours Lee Barn..somethingorother is being signed by us"

Saints Fan " Yeah propably mate he won't get game at saints once we've signed Demba Ba..."

 

That will be £10m piddled up the wall, although a good return is guaranteed with a good contract buy out clause if he scores 15 in 10 as his agent will be gobbling off about the buy out value of Master Ba's contract............... Which is what he did following a hot little run recently at Newcastle.

 

 

Not bad going on the Chinese Whisper thread track, Lee Holmes to Swindon to Demba Ba in 8 posts

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Anybody heard the one about Cortese becoming the next king of England? Common knowledge in Dubai apparently.

 

Oh FFS come off it with the BS.

 

It was NC for Prime Minister.

 

Apparently he has this revolutionary idea to get the country's debt paid off. He's introducing Parking Meters for everyone with a driveway or garage, and is implementing a Ticket Tax on all receipts issued by Tescos.

 

He also has a 5 year plan to make the UK bigger than China

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Oh FFS come off it with the BS.

 

It was NC for Prime Minister.

 

Apparently he has this revolutionary idea to get the country's debt paid off. He's introducing Parking Meters for everyone with a driveway or garage, and is implementing a Ticket Tax on all receipts issued by Tescos.

 

He also has a 5 year plan to make the UK bigger than China

 

 

He also wants to introduce the American / Australian Tax where all Ex-Pats pay it whether or not they visit the holy land of St Mary's and actually pay part of the Liebher deficit. or is that Lowe deficit ??

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Oh FFS come off it with the BS.

 

It was NC for Prime Minister.

 

Apparently he has this revolutionary idea to get the country's debt paid off. He's introducing Parking Meters for everyone with a driveway or garage, and is implementing a Ticket Tax on all receipts issued by Tescos.

 

He also has a 5 year plan to make the UK bigger than China

 

I dont think we should expand the UK, we'd never fill it.

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You can hear the chinese whispers working away until it goes from.......

 

Saints fan " yeah Lee Barnard is a bit down the pecking order these days"

Owls fan " Barnard's a decent strike wouldn't mind him in our team"

 

to

 

Owls Fan " Hey mate I hear that striker of yours Lee Barn..somethingorother is being signed by us"

Saints Fan " Yeah propably mate he won't get game at saints once we've signed Demba Ba..."

 

Was me on OwlsTalk. Let me set the record straight as I have seen this mentioned in a few places now.!

 

One of them asked me about Barney, I said he was down the pecking order and they said they'd like to have him there.

 

I said that could become a possibility that such a situation could happen as Barnard is likely to have limited playing time here next season with Lambert, Lee, Sharp, Guly and potentially one more striker (which Nigel seems to want).

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Was me on OwlsTalk. Let me set the record straight as I have seen this mentioned in a few places now.!

 

One of them asked me about Barney, I said he was down the pecking order and they said they'd like to have him there.

 

I said that could become a possibility that such a situation could happen as Barnard is likely to have limited playing time here next season with Lambert, Lee, Sharp, Guly and potentially one more striker (which Nigel seems to want).

 

What a can of worms you've opened, Mr Armstrong. This will all be headline news in the S*n before the week is out ;) "Southampton lose their bottle".....

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Hahaha.

 

It is amusing watching me discussing out of contract players and players lacking regular football becomes "He's going there!".

 

I wonder if I go onto Charlton's board and discuss it there he'll be signing for them too?

 

lol, go for it mate!! This could up his price no end :)

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Was me on OwlsTalk. Let me set the record straight as I have seen this mentioned in a few places now.!

 

One of them asked me about Barney, I said he was down the pecking order and they said they'd like to have him there.

 

I said that could become a possibility that such a situation could happen as Barnard is likely to have limited playing time here next season with Lambert, Lee, Sharp, Guly and potentially one more striker (which Nigel seems to want).

 

Sometimes TSW is like one of those Nat Geo Fishing programmes. You bait your hook, cast your line and bring in a whopper ;)

 

So it IS Demba Ba then

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Sometimes TSW is like one of those Nat Geo Fishing programmes. You bait your hook, cast your line and bring in a whopper ;)

 

So it IS Demba Ba then

 

Not so fast! apparently the bloke who heard it from a bloke who's sister is going out with a chap who's Nephews-Cousins - Uncles - Mates -Brothers - Son was listening to 2 chaps in suits coming out of the Swimming baths talking about players going here there and everywhere was getting the water out of his ears so heard BA and Southamptmmmmmmnnnn in the same sentence, but HIS mate who was Crunching on a bag of Monster Munch fresh out of the Vending Machine only heard Drog!

 

So maybe its DrogBA and not Demba Ba after all!!!

 

 

 

Ah! Hat ~ Coat.......................:eek:

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