Taking b!tches on Actual Dates!

[scotty]

Hearst, I scored today...twice mate.

 

What's a hearst? Is dat like a spelling of a bearsy? I checked my keyboards and a h is near a b and a t is near a y. Is it cool if i call you Bamsted?

 

Pleased to hear your good news though! Was it same bird both times?

 

He didn't say it was a bird.

[Bearsy]

loool

 

Questions: When i is trying to get rid of someone off phone or end textings and it's a bit awkward, i often say "Bell you later". This is what i say cos in my head it means the same as "See you later" which basically means goodbye and **** off, but is appropriate for on phones when you is not seeing the person. That's right isn't it? You all agrees with me?

 

Check dis!

 

Turns out girls think dat "Bell you later" means "I will call you back same day"! They even gets all sarcastics and angries if u don't!

 

Girls is weird!

[MINIBARCELONASAINT]

I think you have got off lightly Bearsy! Imagine if you were trying to give her the boot and she thought "bell you later" meant that you were actually going to put your bell in her later! You would have had to as an honourable bear!

[hamster]

Do bears have penises?

[alpine_saint]

Quality thread, this.....

 

Especially liked Bearsy being out of plays because hes seen all the Harry Potter films now.

[SparkySaint]

Take her for a drink or two somewhere and then naked man her back at yours

[Bearsy]

Take her for a drink or two somewhere and then naked man her back at yours

 

where is I going to get naked mans and what is his involvement? Confuses!

[Bearsy]

Do bears have penises?

 

You have pm

[hamster]

You have pm

My box is overflowing.

[Bearsy]

Yeah sorry about that Hamster! The attachment was too big for one pm so I had to split it down into 8 smaller ones!