Tom8558 Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 with the success of the relay firmly gathered, the question is "where do we go from here?". I was thinking we should have take-down bulldog with Sammy saint but has anyone else got any ideas?
solentstars Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Fashion show with those fans in the crowd showing of their clothes and minceing on the pitch. Sent from my HTC Desire using Tapatalk 2
Colinjb Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Parents from rival local junior football teams fighting to the death. With Tigers.
sfc4prem Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Brass band + cheerleaders. Perfect combination. The Saintettes...
ecuk268 Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 The Albion Band and a couple of blokes carrying a large canvas pocket that the crowd throw coins into. Older Dell attenders will know what I'm on about.
Badger Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 RAF dog displays. Complete with a guest appearance by the Laughing Policeman.
Badger Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 The Albion Band and a couple of blokes carrying a large canvas pocket that the crowd throw coins into. Older Dell attenders will know what I'm on about. I was always too busy watching the old codgers hanging up the scores on the scoreboard to pay too much attention to the Albion Band at half time.But they are preferable to the bald mincer conducting the entertainment nowadays, what an embarassment.
Hatch Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 potential signings show their skills, and the best on the clap-o-meter gets signed up.
SuperMikey Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Get that Japanese bloke from the T-Mobile adverts back to do about 4 keepy-uppies in a row again.
ericb Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Roman gladiators and lions, maybe we can pay pompey fans to fight each other to the death and for each killing we put a tenner into their club
Pilchards Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 6 random supporters chosen to do the crossbar challenge, If you hit then you get a thousand pounds & a chance to win a car if they do it a 2nd time.
Stud mark of doom Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 I remember when a generous local car dealership allowed fans to attempt to win a (cheap VW if i remember) car by chipping directly in to the boot. To reduce the risk of paying out the ball had to be kicked from the centre spot, without bouncing, and the car was near the corner flag. The boot might as well have been closed. I remember le tiss had a pop and even he got nowhere near.
Sour Mash Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 with the success of the relay firmly gathered, the question is "where do we go from here?". I was thinking we should have take-down bulldog with Sammy saint but has anyone else got any ideas? Be able to buy a decent pint without a 15 minute wait would be great.
cryoman1965 Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Asian chick. Ping pong balls. Sorted. Will there be a prize if you catch one of the ping pong balls?
Saint_Jonny Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Will there be a prize if you catch one of the ping pong balls? Yes you get to have a go your self in the centre circle. Only its a bit different if a bloke wins.
Brizzie Saints Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Lingerie Football is an absolute must 5 mins each way with 5 mins left for a quick tug,....perfect
cryoman1965 Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Lingerie Football is an absolute must 5 mins each way with 5 mins left for a quick tug,....perfect Gets my vote
SNSUN Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Good old fashioned sing song competition between the stands. A 15 minute composition sesh for coming up with new chants. Big screens showing porno. A "blast the Flybe plane out the sky" competition using rocket powered tennis ball launchers.
Lighthouse Posted 6 May, 2012 Posted 6 May, 2012 Will there be a prize if you catch one of the ping pong balls? The clap. Not sure if that counts as a prize as such.
Secret Site Agent Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Tulisa in one corner Lucy Pinder in the other two plates of jumbo hotdogs Toilet roll day. Sorted. hhhhhmmmmmmm
Barry the Badger Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Could some of the transfer budget be set aside to sign the crystal palace cheerleaders? Cash plus saintettes swap deal.
niemi14 Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Names in a hat. Winner has to have a fist fight with Jimmy Case in the car park.
Reggie Dunlop Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Get the blue phew from up the road to pop in for the half time comedy club laugh
yamms_schmitz Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Wrestlers fighting each other and getting the croud involved a-la Brentford style. "EASY, EASY, EASY".
hutch Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Read out half time scores. That is all.... There won't be any for most games
SNSUN Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 John Bardon singalong. Mind you, it'll be a little different than the last time... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?16101-John-Bardon
70's Mike Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 return to the old A to Z board for the half time scores
sibster Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 I think a Hunger Games style tournament would be great using tributes from the various suburbs of portsmouth. It may take a bit of time to complete but would probasbly stop being disappearing down to the concourse for beer etc....
70's Mike Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Pro celebrity yak herding not sure if Blackburn would be happy
Norm Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Lingerie Football is an absolute must 5 mins each way with 5 mins left for a quick tug,....perfect Lets have this 45 mins each half with the football at half time!
Badger Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 not sure if Blackburn would be happy They won't have to witness it now, perhaps we can arrange flat cap black pudding fighting as well at halftime.* *Goodies c1970's.
The Cat Posted 7 May, 2012 Posted 7 May, 2012 Start a mascot League so those of the home and away team can have half time competitions. A penalty shoot out, a race down the touchline etc. Could be pretty funny. Get a sponsor, winning mascot of the league gets 10k for chosen charity. Alternatively just bung the zip wire up. Then we can laugh at some fat blokes having a go, their shoulders straining as they struggle desperately to hold the weight because the heaviest thing they've lifted in the past 15 years is a tray of lagers.
thegaffer Posted 8 May, 2012 Posted 8 May, 2012 I have always wondered what relevance Sammy Saint and his mate has to the Saints. West Hams mascot is a some bloke dressed as a hammer,Sheffield Wednesday have someone dressed as an owl. Why do we have two blokes dressed as dogs? Ive been scratching my head for years on this one. Maybe Ive missed something!
Raging Bull Posted 8 May, 2012 Posted 8 May, 2012 I think we should get old school with wellie wanging and apple bobbing.
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