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cos you is sposed to put it away when you is finished! They is trying to discourage students and unemployeds from having an ironing board permanently set up in their front rooms!

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A mate of mine once tried to cook a frozen lasagne on an iron because someone else was using the oven.

a mate of mine tried to iron his shirt whilst wearing it.no joke

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Because women are rubbish when it comes to technology.

 

Ms pap is extremely inconsistent when it comes to technology, displaying great feats of dextrous prowess in some areas and complete and utter failure in others.

 

For example, she has no problem building PCs and she was even good enough to chip my XBox. Most women do not have the know-how to do it.

 

And yet, she cannot play any computer game which involves looking and moving at the same time ( so no modern FPSs ) and turns white with fear at the prospect of plugging a console into a TV. The wiring on the surround sound system is the stuff of nightmares for her.

 

Weird.

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On a domestic appliance theme, I've just bought a 2-slice toaster where you can turn off 1 side if you're only doing 1 slice, hence saving 50% electricity.

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On a domestic appliance theme, I've just bought a 2-slice toaster where you can turn off 1 side if you're only doing 1 slice, hence saving 50% electricity.

 

When does anyone ever eat only 1 piece of toast???

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Why don't irons have on/off switches?

 

Electric_Iron.jpg

 

Who cares about an on/off switch. I am not genetically disposed to be able to weild one, hence why its the wifes job.

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I once had a cleaning lady who ironed a work blouse. Unfortunately she used my ski waxing iron she found in a cupboard. Fortunately she realised something was wrong from the smell and only did the one item...

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so u can't knock it on and burn the house down

 

same thing with hair straighteners, hasn't stopped my missus from giving me 3rd degree burns on more than one occasion

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No word of a lie. I FOUND one of those super irons that FIRE steam out.

 

Cleaned up like new. I ****ing love it. Dry cleaned my interview suit yesterday, got a new job.

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Why don't irons have on/off switches?

 

Electric_Iron.jpg

 

Damn good question. IMO it is a safety issue, to ensure that people do actually unplug them, rather than just rely on a switch and leave them plugged in. Switches can go wrong. Having an older brother who is an electrical engineer, I have been indocrinated into switching off at the plug just about every electrical device, rather than just switch off -- kettles, TVs, toasters, dishwasher ... etc.. especially anything that generates heat.

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so u can't knock it on and burn the house down

 

same thing with hair straighteners, hasn't stopped my missus from giving me 3rd degree burns[/b} on more than one occasion

 

Carpet variety?

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