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SouthamptonFootball Club 2011/12 Player Awards Dinner

 

 

Friday 4th May 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On behalf of Southampton Football Club I would like to thank you for your support as a player sponsor this season and am pleased to inform you that the ‘Southampton Football Club2011/12 Player Awards Dinner will be held on Friday 4th May.

The Black Tie event hosted by Ed Chamberlin will commence at 7.00pm with a drinks reception where you will also have the opportunity to be photographed with your sponsored player. This will be followed by a four course meal, guest speakers and Awards Ceremony celebrating this season’s achievements. A silent auction will also be running throughout the night in aid of the Saints Foundation.

 

Asa Player Sponsor you are entitled to 9 inclusive places at the event and you will also be able to purchase additional places at £125 + VAT.

 

Pleasecan you confirm your attendance, if you wish to purchase any additional places and all guest names by contacting myself by phone on *************** by Tuesday 1stMay.

 

I appreciate that this is very short notice but unfortunately we were unable to confirm details prior to today’s match.

 

We look forward to welcoming you to an evening of celebration!

 

Best Regards,

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I got the same Email too people, and I have a table of 20 spare places going. If you would like to join me for an evening of celebrations and games, please send £100 to Paypal address 'georgemagazumba@hotmail.ru' and meet me outside Saint Mary's in your black tie and flip flops.Peace

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SouthamptonFootball Club 2011/12 Player Awards Dinner

 

 

Friday 4th May 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On behalf of Southampton Football Club I would like to thank you for your support as a player sponsor this season and am pleased to inform you that the ‘Southampton Football Club2011/12 Player Awards Dinner will be held on Friday 4th May.

The Black Tie event hosted by Ed Chamberlin will commence at 7.00pm with a drinks reception where you will also have the opportunity to be photographed with your sponsored player. This will be followed by a four course meal, guest speakers and Awards Ceremony celebrating this season’s achievements. A silent auction will also be running throughout the night in aid of the Saints Foundation.

 

Asa Player Sponsor you are entitled to 9 inclusive places at the event and you will also be able to purchase additional places at £125 + VAT.

 

Pleasecan you confirm your attendance, if you wish to purchase any additional places and all guest names by contacting myself by phone on *************** by Tuesday 1stMay.

 

I appreciate that this is very short notice but unfortunately we were unable to confirm details prior to today’s match.

 

We look forward to welcoming you to an evening of celebration!

 

Best Regards,

Thats a cracking deal as I guess it doesn't cost that much to sponsor players?
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Sorry but as someone living outside of the UK you won't have a hope ( GM doesn't like people like us :lol: )

 

That's you fu.cked then. GM is da man! He tipped me off so I could stalk the team last summer at the airport in Las Vegas.

I would be honoured to attend btw.

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Dear GM

 

Thank you so much for your kind invitation. I understand how much it means to have been selected by you for one of these places at a special moment in our history.

 

As you know, with my Airmiles account, distance is never an object, so from the bottom of my heart I thank you.

 

Unfortunately, I am already booked on Friday. I'm already scheduled to have Cocktails on the Beach with Travis, and later I am invited to Dinner with Fat Boy Slim.

 

I do hope you understand that the guys have flown many thousands of miles to be here with me, so I have taken the liberty of forwarding your kind invitation back to a similarly deserving ex-pat based in Europe. I'm sure you will enjoy listening to him asking NC why we haven't signed anybody yet.

 

Yours in kind thanks

 

Future Mrs D_P

 

(Oh and p.s. lads, PLEASE don't tell my other half he'll be livid, he thinks I only cheat on him with Eric)

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