If......

[doubleonothing]

And now a badly b@stardised version of "If"

 

If you can keep the faith when all about you

Are losing it and blame the ref;

If you can trust Saints when all men doubt them,

Those watching Sky for Le God and Jeff;

If you can wait the 90 and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied to, by hearsay in the stand,

Or, being hated, don't give skates a thought,

They don't look good, or talk wise;

 

If you can dream the 5 year plan faster;

If you can think – that now’s our time;

If you can meet with triumph and disaster

And draw under them a blue line;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

Twisted by those on Saints Web – the fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,

Play third tier at Hartlepool;

 

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on West Ham – Hoping for loss,

They lose, you hope but Foxes roll over

Forget about them, don’t give a toss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To wait all week till Saturday,

And when we have that 1 goal lead

Will on the lads to just "Hold on";

 

If you can talk with crowds at half time,

Or watch the kings – in Red and White;

If you know Sky Blue cannot hurt you;

If all men count points, that may well be;

If you can fill the ninety minutes

With 5000 seconds' worth of sound -

Ours is the Prem and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Saint my son!

 

(And now I really should do some work)

[Turkish]

I think Nige should pin this on the door of the changing rooms. Its things like this that make the difference.

[Jack]

I love Saints motivational poetry, it'll make all the difference tomorrow. I may well have an erection from the first whistle due to this.

[Jillyanne]

Heard it read on Solent earlier

[K,Billy's supersound]

Zzzzzzzzz

[MINIBARCELONASAINT]

Don't shoot the man down!

I enjoyed it, it's creative.

[kpturner]

Omg!

[hamster]

If youre a fan who don't wear Prada,

Turkey says you must try harder .