Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Thread dedicated to 'whoever invented x, y or z' feel free to praise them or wish pain upon them. Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it. Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap. Whoever invented computer viruses, should be subjected to a permenant flu like virus for the rest of their human life. Whoever invented great tasting, but highly fatty foods, should be forced to eat 15kg of lard. Whoever invented the internet is a pure genius. Thats me done for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented religion is a f**king c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented Ribena should be knighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented INS should be banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented INS should be banned. You're getting boring now Pancake. First time its funny, second time causes a slightly forced smile. Now you're just boring. Cue comment from you likening this to my posting techniques or humour etc. You are meant to be a Mod, and up until recently I respected you as one of the better ones. Albeit I like JFP, I stayed out of his and Bungle's 'beef' with you as I also quite liked you, but I am now starting to see JFP's point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombletomble Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it. Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap. I take it that you are fully aware of the vital role that mucus plays within our immune system. No one invented wasps, they evolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 whoever thought of creating stuffed and china penguins is a git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 November, 2008 I take it that you are fully aware of the vital role that mucus plays within our immune system. No one invented wasps, they evolved. Funnily enough, I never believe a Mr A Wasp decided one day to annoy people by inventing a new animal called the wasp. And yes I am aware snot helps the immune system, doesnt mean I have to like it though. This is TMS, so I posted the original thread with a touch of 'tongue in cheek' Whoever invented guns should be shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented Dorito's crisps, should have a team of minions doing anything he/she wishes for the rest of their life. I would happily do this job in respect for the bestest crisps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Worst thread ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Worst thread ever Schut it you Schlag Im bored! Anyway, I thought that was your TMS awards thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented this thread needs shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented Post-It Notes has earned my undying gratitude (I think it was 3M). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented Post-It Notes has earned my undying gratitude (I think it was 3M). Nope, it was Romy and Michelle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Nope, it was Romy and Michelle. I had to Google Romy and Michelle. May I be the first to say, you big girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 I had to Google Romy and Michelle. May I be the first to say, you big girl. M3H, that's the problem with having daughters. TBF though, it was quite funny in parts and there were some very short skirts and very long legs on show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 TBF though, it was quite funny in parts and there were some very short skirts and very long legs on show. After reading this I also had to google Romy and Michelle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 After reading this I also had to google Romy and Michelle. Unfortunately, there was also Janeane Garofalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 M3H, that's the problem with having daughters. TBF though, it was quite funny in parts and there were some very short skirts and very long legs on show. +1 :smt069 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Well we know who invented the Internet structure, and that was the US Military. I think you're getting confused with the World Wide Web. Step forward Tim Berners-Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented the Daily Mail/Express should be nailed to a wall by their testicals that has been built buy hard working immigrants and paid for by income tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Thread dedicated to 'whoever invented x, y or z' feel free to praise them or wish pain upon them. Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it. Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap. Whoever invented computer viruses, should be subjected to a permenant flu like virus for the rest of their human life. Whoever invented great tasting, but highly fatty foods, should be forced to eat 15kg of lard. Whoever invented the internet is a pure genius. Thats me done for a while You can start with my willeh :tonqe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Whoever invented Post-It Notes has earned my undying gratitude (I think it was 3M). Nope, it was Romy and Michelle. LOL............i had that very same thought when i read BTF's post!! i love that film!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 Unfortunately, there was also Janeane Garofalo. I had to google Romy and Michelle :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 I had to google Romy and Michelle :shock: If the opportunity ever presented itself, I would like to "Google" them myself...:smt057 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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