The 'Whoever invented' thread

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Thread dedicated to 'whoever invented x, y or z' feel free to praise them or wish pain upon them.

 

Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it.

 

Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap.

 

Whoever invented computer viruses, should be subjected to a permenant flu like virus for the rest of their human life.

 

Whoever invented great tasting, but highly fatty foods, should be forced to eat 15kg of lard.

 

Whoever invented the internet is a pure genius.

 

Thats me done for a while

[scott_saints]

Whoever invented religion is a f**king c**t.

[TopGun]

Whoever invented Ribena should be knighted.

[Pancake]

Whoever invented INS should be banned.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  Pancake said:

Whoever invented INS should be banned.

 

You're getting boring now Pancake. First time its funny, second time causes a slightly forced smile. Now you're just boring.

 

Cue comment from you likening this to my posting techniques or humour etc.

 

You are meant to be a Mod, and up until recently I respected you as one of the better ones. Albeit I like JFP, I stayed out of his and Bungle's 'beef' with you as I also quite liked you, but I am now starting to see JFP's point.

[tombletomble]

  Im_no_sinner said:

Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it.

 

Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap.

 

 

 

I take it that you are fully aware of the vital role that mucus plays within our immune system.

 

No one invented wasps, they evolved.

[SNSUN]

whoever thought of creating stuffed and china penguins is a git.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  tombletomble said:

I take it that you are fully aware of the vital role that mucus plays within our immune system.

 

No one invented wasps, they evolved.

 

Funnily enough, I never believe a Mr A Wasp decided one day to annoy people by inventing a new animal called the wasp.

 

And yes I am aware snot helps the immune system, doesnt mean I have to like it though.

 

This is TMS, so I posted the original thread with a touch of 'tongue in cheek'

 

Whoever invented guns should be shot.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Whoever invented Dorito's crisps, should have a team of minions doing anything he/she wishes for the rest of their life. I would happily do this job in respect for the bestest crisps!

[saint_stevo]

Worst thread ever

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  saint_stevo said:

Worst thread ever

 

Schut it you Schlag Im bored!

 

Anyway, I thought that was your TMS awards thread?

[Master Bates]

Whoever invented this thread needs shooting.

[bridge too far]

Whoever invented Post-It Notes has earned my undying gratitude (I think it was 3M).

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

  bridge too far said:

Whoever invented Post-It Notes has earned my undying gratitude (I think it was 3M).

 

Nope, it was Romy and Michelle.

[Ponty]

  Dark Sotonic Mills said:

Nope, it was Romy and Michelle.

 

I had to Google Romy and Michelle. May I be the first to say, you big girl.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

  Ponty said:

I had to Google Romy and Michelle. May I be the first to say, you big girl.

 

M3H, that's the problem with having daughters. TBF though, it was quite funny in parts and there were some very short skirts and very long legs on show.

[saint francis]

  Dark Sotonic Mills said:

TBF though, it was quite funny in parts and there were some very short skirts and very long legs on show.

 

After reading this I also had to google Romy and Michelle.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

  saint francis said:

After reading this I also had to google Romy and Michelle.

Unfortunately, there was also Janeane Garofalo.

[Master Bates]

  Dark Sotonic Mills said:

M3H, that's the problem with having daughters. TBF though, it was quite funny in parts and there were some very short skirts and very long legs on show.

 

+1 :smt069

[St Landrew]

Well we know who invented the Internet structure, and that was the US Military. I think you're getting confused with the World Wide Web. Step forward Tim Berners-Lee.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Whoever invented the Daily Mail/Express should be nailed to a wall by their testicals that has been built buy hard working immigrants and paid for by income tax.

[saint lard]

  Im_no_sinner said:

Thread dedicated to 'whoever invented x, y or z' feel free to praise them or wish pain upon them.

 

Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it.

 

Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap.

 

Whoever invented computer viruses, should be subjected to a permenant flu like virus for the rest of their human life.

 

Whoever invented great tasting, but highly fatty foods, should be forced to eat 15kg of lard.

 

Whoever invented the internet is a pure genius.

 

Thats me done for a while

 

 

You can start with my willeh :tonqe:

[saint boggy]

  bridge too far said:

Whoever invented Post-It Notes has earned my undying gratitude (I think it was 3M).

 

  Dark Sotonic Mills said:

Nope, it was Romy and Michelle.

LOL............i had that very same thought when i read BTF's post!!

 

i love that film!!!

[Weston Super Saint]

  Dark Sotonic Mills said:

Unfortunately, there was also Janeane Garofalo.

 

I had to google Romy and Michelle :shock:

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

  Weston Super Saint said:

I had to google Romy and Michelle :shock:

 

If the opportunity ever presented itself, I would like to "Google" them myself...:smt057