DS Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'm going to give my ticket away cos I've just found out my foam hand won't be back from the dry cleaners in time for the match and it doesn't do to turn up without one (I knew I shouldn't have had that posh **** with it after the Peterborough game). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'm going to give my ticket away cos I've just found out my foam hand won't be back from the dry cleaners in time for the match and it doesn't do to turn up without one (I knew I shouldn't have had that posh **** with it after the Peterborough game). When in Rome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncoboy Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Still debating how many spare pairs of underpants to take. it is definitely a two pants game. Two pairs should stop unsightly leakage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Skin tight jeans Tacky looking All Saints t-shirt Topman plimsolls ??? Nearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'm down at Primark now. Can you text me what to buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'm down at Primark now. Can you text me what to buy? Walk over the street to John Anthony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rshephard3 Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Skin tight jeans Tacky looking All Saints t-shirt Topman plimsolls ??? Have you been stalking me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 (edited) My Saints Apparel coat. Edited 27 April, 2012 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Adidas Malmo Trainers Expensive jeans, unsure of choice yet Black Ralph Lauren polo - you really can't beat them Lyle and Scott Jacket that's easily removable for any impending bundles You say that, but a Ralphie will set you back about £65 these days? It was ok when you could nip over to Disneyworld, do two tours of Universal and bring home a full case of Polos at $30 (£15 each) and 501s at $11 (£5.50) but those days are long gone... So I've gone Hollister myself (alright I'm 42 in three weeks and it's a stretch - literally) but the girls who serve you (the legal ones) are fit as a butcher's dog and the shirts come in around £24, bargain. All in all a perfect shopping experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Walk over the street to John Anthony. Did you not read my earlier post, the queue to get in is still massive, plus now the fashion police are on the door checking to see if you are suitably attired to be seen in their shop!!!! Plus you are going to have to amend your inspection policy to include the viewing of receipts, because all the current gear has gone, and now they are working through the old stock from about 2-3 years ago and beyond!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Going to wear my partners suspenders to give the occasion a special feel. Are you sure he won't mind you borrowing them ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Walk over the street to John Anthony. I did that but they were selling a lot of stuff by Hamaki Ho and Vivien Westwood Lee and I didnt want to get that coz it sounded a bit, you know.... foreign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Fu cking benders thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'll be in orangey-brown corduroy trousers, and a beige cardigan over a yellow-ish polo shirt (I'll really pleased to see these have become popular again .. mine date from 1971. They're a bit stained, but no one will notice. Live dangerously eh?) Perhaps a cravat if it is cold. The cardigan has these really fun buttons, shaped liked half-footballs, and I do like to be "down with the kids". And if it rains, a pac-a-mac on top. Not sure about the hat ....woolly hooped red and white hat, or my purple and yellow "I love UKIP" baseball cap? What do you advise? The cap goes better with the plastic bag I carry my thermos flask and blanket in, but I wouldn't want to look out of place - I know how much Turkish wants us all to do the team proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Fu cking benders thread. It's a metrosexual thread for the modern day man, you ruffian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 These under my jeans http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Red-Nurse-Stockings-White-Cross-Womens-Sexy-Fancy-Dress-Costume-/190646462030?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item2c636a264e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'm going to give my ticket away cos I've just found out my foam hand won't be back from the dry cleaners in time for the match and it doesn't do to turn up without one (I knew I shouldn't have had that posh **** with it after the Peterborough game). Fortunatly Turkish will be outside the ground selling them so you can get one off of him...... (& a foam hand) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 These under my jeans http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Red-Nurse-Stockings-White-Cross-Womens-Sexy-Fancy-Dress-Costume-/190646462030?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item2c636a264e This is what you need http://xdress.com/gallery/load/lingerie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I am wearing my 2003/4 Saints shirt, which due to multiple washes and expansion of my girth no longer fits. I will wear it over an equally ill-fitting T-shirt, of a different colour to red and white and with lettering showing through. Over this I will borrow my wife's salmon pink cardigan. The above will be liberally stained with pie no later than 12.45pm. I plan to wear the tight blue jeans I have owned since 1993. I don't know about socks yet, but I will wear my cheap blue and white trainers, and not tie the laces very well so they keep coming undone. See you there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeSixty Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Stone Island jacket. Hackett top. Fred Perry jeans. Rockports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Fortunatly Turkish will be outside the ground selling them so you can get one off of him...... (& a foam hand) Indeed I will. I'm pleased to report that the "going up" foam hands arrived this morning and will be on sale in Northam Road from 9am tomorrow morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Depending on the weather either some Adidas OG, perhaps red/white Gazelles or leather Becks or expensive Italian boots. Paul Smith cords, Parda tee with a Paul & Shark 1/4 zip topped of with either a metallic Barbour or Peuterey jacket. As always, I'll look the mutts nutts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Indeed I will. I'm pleased to report that the "going up" foam hands arrived this morning and will be on sale in Northam Road from 9am tomorrow morning. If you have left & right please can you save me 3 pairs (as no doubt they will sell like hot cakes) as I will not be into Southampton until 11am............. Thank you in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Depending on the weather either some Adidas OG, perhaps red/white Gazelles or leather Becks or expensive Italian boots. Paul Smith cords, Parda tee with a Paul & Shark 1/4 zip topped of with either a metallic Barbour or Peuterey jacket. As always, I'll look the mutts nutts. That's your ticket up for sale then!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Contemplating my Iran 98 WC shirt, wore it when we stayed up against Everton back at The Dell. Always considered it to be lucky until I wore itto the semi at Pride Park in 07, not worn it since, so i want to know was that a blip or is it really lucky? Not sure really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Fu cking benders thread. Methinks he doth protest too much... Always the way, those people most averse to homosexuality... Ever see American Beauty? I have you down as the dad with the gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 That's your ticket up for sale then!! Or I need a new keyboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Methinks he doth protest too much... Always the way, those people most averse to homosexuality... Ever see American Beauty? I have you down as the dad with the gun... I'll be wearing arseless strides, a white vest and a leather hat if you really want to know what I'm wearing tomorrow. How very dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'm screwed then, I'll be with 30 blokes in Tuxedos in the Itchen North... A real fashion faux pass.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintrich Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Folk rainmac, p+s shirt, Levi's, pointer benson shoes. Probably hitting town afterwards so shirt and shoes are necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Having give it some thought think I'll be going for a black boss zip top, CP t shirt, pretty green jeans and footwear depending on the weather blue gazelles or clarks originals boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Having give it some thought think I'll be going for a black boss zip top, CP t shirt, pretty green jeans and footwear depending on the weather blue gazelles or clarks originals boots. Make a change from the straight-jacket I suppose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Make a change from the straight-jacket I suppose... LMFAO. That is brilliant!! Did you think it up all by yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stev2001 Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Make a change from the straight-jacket I suppose... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Outfit sorted, just need to think of footwear. Due to the pitch invasion I don't want to wear my nicest pairs of trainers because they'll get trampled and possibly muddy. But wearing an old pair may lead to me looking scruffy and my street credit being lost. What shall I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Outfit sorted, just need to think of footwear. Due to the pitch invasion I don't want to wear my nicest pairs of trainers because they'll get trampled and possibly muddy. But wearing an old pair may lead to me looking scruffy and my street credit being lost. What shall I do? Wear the scruffy trainers, street cred is not an issue if you are seen with me post game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Outfit sorted, just need to think of footwear. Due to the pitch invasion I don't want to wear my nicest pairs of trainers because they'll get trampled and possibly muddy. But wearing an old pair may lead to me looking scruffy and my street credit being lost. What shall I do? Decisons,decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Folk rainmac, p+s shirt, Levi's, pointer benson shoes. Probably hitting town afterwards so shirt and shoes are necessary. Folk mac *impressed*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Wear the scruffy trainers, street cred is not an issue if you are seen with me post game. I will be out after the game so will be with you presumably. I'll go for scruffy trainers then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Outfit sorted, just need to think of footwear. Due to the pitch invasion I don't want to wear my nicest pairs of trainers because they'll get trampled and possibly muddy. But wearing an old pair may lead to me looking scruffy and my street credit being lost. What shall I do? Good point and therefore the brown leather Beckenbauer's need to be worn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 If I was fortunate enough to be going I think I'd wear my lucky 1978 promotion gear, sure would cut a dash in those plum velvet flares that I bought from Squires for about £3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 F*ck it, I'm wearing my Dublins and will windmill at anyone that comes within a metre of me or my trainers on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I'm wearing my jester hat with red wig, I will have my face painted and will wear some bright red jeans to match my red and white top.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 There is nothing worse then having a ****ing fantastic pair of stylish trainers, only for them to be ruined by some scruffy fat idiot jumping on them in his plimsols during a goal celebration. I might start insuring them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 There is nothing worse then having a ****ing fantastic pair of stylish trainers, only for them to be ruined by some scruffy fat idiot jumping on them in his plimsols during a goal celebration. I might start insuring them. I seem to spend a lot of time during goal celebrations ensuring people don't tread on my trainers. Bit sad really.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Dark red CP Company multi pocket goggle jacket Black Levis 501's Calvin Klein boxers Pringle socks White Lyle and Scott polo Black Adidas LA's. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Ground up' Pair of Black DM's Yellow Knitted socks, Brown Corduroys, Long John's, Brown Belt, String Vest, Saints Shirt Circa 1966, Baseball Cap with 'Kiss my Fat Arse' printed on it. Don't think I will be noticed with all the other idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Baracuta G4 jacket ,John Smedley kitted polo, Nudie Slim Jim jeans , Clarks Desert Malis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalf Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 It depends on what comes out of the charity clothes bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 F*ck it, I'm wearing my Dublins and will windmill at anyone that comes within a metre of me or my trainers on the pitch. You're brave. I'll not be risking any suede OGs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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