Turkish Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 (edited) Dull drums - a tall and athletic physique, muscular but not bulky is well covered a tight fitting white, Bruce Willis in Die Hard style vest. Over the vest is a plain miliatry style shirt purchased from a high street chain such as Next. The shirt is unbuttoned to the solar plexus area to reveal the vest and also a brown belt tightly fastened around the waist and some slim fitting dark blue jeans, also purchased from a high street chain. The look is completed by a pair of dark blue canvass pumps. Verbal - I picture a small Asian man in his mid 40s but looks significantly older, thinning hair swept across in a side parting and a few stray whispy hairs are often required to be brushed out of the eye sight of his rectangular spectacles with thin black frames. A brown and white check shirt is tightly fitted across his slight frame and brown cords hang an inch and half above some worn out brogues which have served him well but seen better days. Super mikey - short black hair in no particular style which is unkempt and slightly greasy. A black t-shirt purchased from primark which fitted him once but now failed to cover the belly which has expanding since his early university days. Therefore resulting in a tight snug look. No belt and black jeans which have several stains on them. The bottoms are starting to Frey. Dr Martins Finish the scruffy yet appropriate student look. Edited 27 April, 2012 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Your fantasies about other posters wardrobe issues are a little obsessive today....I'd say Rule 1 but you probably do have the pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Poor effort Turkish, copying someone elses amusing thread idea. Unless of course you are SPARTACUS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Dull drums - a tall and athletic physique, muscular but not bulky is well covered a tight fitting white, Bruce Willis in Die Hard style vest. Over the vest is a plain miliatry style shirt purchased from a high street chain such as Next. The shirt is unbuttoned to the solar plexus area to reveal the vest and also a brown belt tightly fastened around the waist and some slim fitting dark blue jeans, also purchased from a high street chain. The look is completed by a pair of dark blue canvass pumps. Verbal - I picture a small Asian man in his mid 40s but looks significantly older, thinning hair swept across in a side parting and a few stray whispy hairs are often required to be brushed out of the eye sight of his rectangular spectacles with thin black frames. A brown and white check shirt is tightly fitted across his slight frame and brown cords hang an inch and half above some worn out brogues which have served him well but seen better days. Super mikey - short black hair in no particular style which is unkempt and slightly greasy. A black t-shirt purchased from primark which fitted him once but now failed to cover the belly which has expanding since his early university days. Therefore resulting in a tight snug look. No belt and black jeans which have several stains on them. The bottoms are starting to Frey. Dr Martins Finish the scruffy yet appropriate student look. You're a nonce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Do me please Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Pick me, me ooo me, me. Please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 I wasn't refering to clothes Monk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleysfc Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Dull drums ... lol you are toooooo funny!! Do the "we're the next Barcelona" one next .... please???!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 Turkish I presume... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 You're a nonce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2012 You're a nonce. You were too easy otherwise youd have made the first list. XXXXXXl white polyester t-shirt by umbro, navy Lonsdale tracksuit bottoms, navy flip flops. Despite the sporty clobber it fails to cover the fact you've never set foot in a gym in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 April, 2012 Share Posted 27 April, 2012 (edited) Nonce! Lol Edited 27 April, 2012 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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