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C'mon Pompey, you can do it, Beat Man Yoo in the Season Opener and bring the Ronald McDonalds Community Shield home! :D

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Have a good day and enjoy the Wembley experience.

You are the better team in Hampshire.

 

For the next few years.

 

I sincerely hope that normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.:cool:

 

Meanwhile, good luck tomorrow. Because I have less of a liking for the Mancs than I do for the blue meanies.

 

BlueMeanies-Leader.jpg

 

Reminds me of that bell ringing, spade faced, Petersfield Poop!

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Have a good day and enjoy the Wembley experience.

You are the better team in Hampshire.

 

Much appreciated, Thats so gracious of you so in return I'd just like to say that Saints corporate entertainment and matchday catering are second to none. :)

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For the next few years.

 

I sincerely hope that normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.:cool:

 

Meanwhile, good luck tomorrow. Because I have less of a liking for the Mancs than I do for the blue meanies.

 

BlueMeanies-Leader.jpg

 

Reminds me of that bell ringing, spade faced, Petersfield Poop!

 

Blue meanies! I like it. Shame I Dont think it will catch on. :)

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Much as I enjoy the banter with some of our skate pets I can't bring myself to support them today. Is 'I hope you don't get too badly hammered' sufficient as it's the best I can muster? ;)

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It had something to do with £60m IIRC, doesn't really translate to a poxy friendly.
Ok I couldnt remember it. It wouldnt be a poxy friendly if they won.

They did ok, I havent heard any reports but to get a 0-0 was good for them.

Crouchie's Lawyer

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What was the attendance? This is the only thing that matters ffs!!

 

Dunno, but you can bet most of them would be united supporters or plastics for the skates. They cant even fill their shed let alone their quota for wembley!

 

I was driving to Warsash about 20 minutes through the first half and saw a little girl on one of those push scooters wearing a pompey shirt.

 

Really ****ed me off. Obviously not a real supporter as not even watching/listening to or god forbid at the game, but still wearing the shirt.

 

Glory supporters by any chance?!

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Dunno, but you can bet most of them would be united supporters or plastics for the skates. They cant even fill their shed let alone their quota for wembley!

 

I was driving to Warsash about 20 minutes through the first half and saw a little girl on one of those push scooters wearing a pompey shirt.

 

Really ****ed me off. Obviously not a real supporter as not even watching/listening to or god forbid at the game, but still wearing the shirt.

 

Glory supporters by any chance?!

 

85k - a record for the charity shield I am told

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85k - a record for the charity shield I am told

 

Yep, 4,000 more than the more Attractive Man Utd v Chelsea final the previous year! All in all i'm pleased with the Pompey turnout. :)

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what was the joke they recycled about the our pen miss in the play off shootout?

Something about over the bar.

 

Recycled?!?!? Pompey are famous across the land for our biting and original wit! (If only). Anyway it went along the lines of:

 

Did you hear about the massive Party in Southampton last night?

 

Idiotkez put 60 million quid over the bar! :D

 

(Thats the version I heard anyway)

 

To be absolutely honest, I think most felt a tinge of dissappointment yesterday and that all.

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Yep, 4,000 more than the more Attractive Man Utd v Chelsea final the previous year! All in all i'm pleased with the Pompey turnout. :)
Well you would put a brave frace on it. The top tier behind the gola was a sea of red seats.The Pompey fans were mixed with loads of Red shirted Man u fans. It was a sorry turnout and as thee years go by you will regret not going.
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Recycled?!?!? Pompey are famous across the land for our biting and original wit! (If only). Anyway it went along the lines of:

 

Did you hear about the massive Party in Southampton last night?

 

Idiotkez put 60 million quid over the bar! :D

 

(Thats the version I heard anyway)

 

To be absolutely honest, I think most felt a tinge of dissappointment yesterday and that all.

 

That joke is rubbish. Pompey fans are only famous for that fat smelly tramp Westwood, and even most of your fans think he's a knob.

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That joke is rubbish. Pompey fans are only famous for that fat smelly tramp Westwood, and even most of your fans think he's a knob.

 

Shut up Denzil, Westwoods cool as F*ck! ;)

 

Ok, Try this one for original wit (I think?) I found it on Rivals the other day, It's based on John Betjeman's poem Slough.

 

 

Come friendly bombs and fall on Scum

It's nothing better than a slum

Where children's sisters are their mum

And ponies fear

 

It's just a bland container port

Their football team - disgrace to sport

The players steal and then get caught

Oh dear, oh dear

 

While Premier rivals have their fun

Enjoying their time in the sun

They languish in the old Div One

Perpetual night

 

And soon the Polish will concede

That Scumland can't fulfill their need

The last one out, a final deed

Turn off the light!

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Shut up Denzil, Westwoods cool as F*ck! ;)

 

Ok, Try this one for original wit (I think?) I found it on Rivals the other day, It's based on John Betjeman's poem Slough.

 

 

Come friendly bombs and fall on Scum

It's nothing better than a slum

Where children's sisters are their mum

And ponies fear

 

It's just a bland container port

Their football team - disgrace to sport

The players steal and then get caught

Oh dear, oh dear

 

While Premier rivals have their fun

Enjoying their time in the sun

They languish in the old Div One

Perpetual night

 

And soon the Polish will concede

That Scumland can't fulfill their need

The last one out, a final deed

Turn off the light!

 

Very witty, I doubt anyone from Pompey was clever enough to write that though.

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Very witty, I doubt anyone from Pompey was clever enough to write that though.

 

May I remind you Charles ****ens is from Portsmouth. Though admittedly he got out pretty quickly. :)

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May I remind you Charles ****ens is from Portsmouth. Though admittedly he got out pretty quickly. :)

 

LOL! ok, D i c kens. :D

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Ok, Try this one for original wit (I think?) I found it on Rivals the other day, It's based on John Betjeman's poem Slough..........

 

 

If.

 

If you can walk with men at shoulder

And sing with voice together

If to sit upon wood and concrete failing

Does make you at you happiest

If you can not see what others can?

And swear blind that Harry is honest

If one day of glory in seventy years

Can ease the inner torment

 

If you offer your love to fruit of the sea

A flatfish you desire

If not bathing and having filthy stench

You are comfortable with

If being despised by other men

You do revel in fondly

If you also know your sister

To be your Mother

 

If your house have wheels

Where brick and mortar should be

If disregard for the law of the land

And feeding child from state handout

If small in number you be

If lacking in education also

If singing of only one song

And blue rags be your chosen attire

 

Then you are a Portsmouth supporter my son

Hang your toothless head in shame and weep

 

Kipling -

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If.

 

If you can walk with men at shoulder

And sing with voice together

If to sit upon wood and concrete failing

Does make you at you happiest

If you can not see what others can?

And swear blind that Harry is honest

If one day of glory in seventy years

Can ease the inner torment

 

If you offer your love to fruit of the sea

A flatfish you desire

If not bathing and having filthy stench

You are comfortable with

If being despised by other men

You do revel in fondly

If you also know your sister

To be your Mother

 

If your house have wheels

Where brick and mortar should be

If disregard for the law of the land

And feeding child from state handout

If small in number you be

If lacking in education also

If singing of only one song

And blue rags be your chosen attire

 

Then you are a Portsmouth supporter my son

Hang your toothless head in shame and weep

 

Kipling -

Now that is more like it. 10/10
PES

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The "old div one" would now be the Premiership, f*cktard.

 

No your wrong. The Premiership is the old, old Div one, not the old Div one, your one div. ;)

PES

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If.

 

If you can walk with men at shoulder

And sing with voice together

If to sit upon wood and concrete failing

Does make you at you happiest

If you can not see what others can?

And swear blind that Harry is honest

If one day of glory in seventy years

Can ease the inner torment

 

If you offer your love to fruit of the sea

A flatfish you desire

If not bathing and having filthy stench

You are comfortable with

If being despised by other men

You do revel in fondly

If you also know your sister

To be your Mother

 

If your house have wheels

Where brick and mortar should be

If disregard for the law of the land

And feeding child from state handout

If small in number you be

If lacking in education also

If singing of only one song

And blue rags be your chosen attire

 

Then you are a Portsmouth supporter my son

Hang your toothless head in shame and weep

 

Kipling -

 

Very good. Why say 'You Skate bastard' when the doctored words of Rudyard Kipling will Suffice! :D

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Yep, 4,000 more than the more Attractive Man Utd v Chelsea final the previous year! All in all i'm pleased with the Pompey turnout. :)

 

I could be wrong so feel free to bat me back down but wasnt this the first one at the new Wemberley? Thus meaning the capacity potential was at its highest this time around?

 

And besides which, I would hazard a guess a good 75% of the ground was United supporters!

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I could be wrong so feel free to bat me back down but wasnt this the first one at the new Wemberley? Thus meaning the capacity potential was at its highest this time around?

 

And besides which, I would hazard a guess a good 75% of the ground was United supporters!

 

No last years was at Wembley also. 80,730 attended Man U v Chelsea. I never saw any man u fans in the pompey areas. Ironically there were pockets of empty seating in amongst the Man U fans (Though not many) it does not show up as clearly as the seats are red and most Man Utd fans were wearing red. I'm not dissapointed with the numbers Pompey took, but I am disappointed with the number of Season ticket holders who did not bother to make the trip for this game. Any saints fans wanting to take the **** out of how many of our 'regulars' passed up on the opportunity to support their team at wembley, feel free as i am, on the whole, in agreement with you.

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Have you read any ****ens?It's ****,and I'm not being ignorant,it's a FACT.

 

Yebbut he writes fantastic Musicals, "Ohhhhhh, you gotta pick-a-pocket or two-ooooooo, you gotta pick-a-pocket or twooooo!" Just ask young Bradley and Nathan. :D

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On the telly's low lights the whole of the Pompey section was sprinkled with fans in Mna u shirts.

 

Ok Nick, If thats what you want to believe you saw. I was there and I never saw ONE man utd fan amongst the Pompey contingent. Not to say there may not of been a few, but I GENUINELY never saw any evidence of what you suggest and have heard of no feedback or comments from any other Pompey fans to support your claim.

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On the telly's low lights the whole of the Pompey section was sprinkled with fans in Mna u shirts.

 

I think you'll find those are empty seats. I can't see how any fan would've been able to get in the opposite end wearing the opposition colours.

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I think you'll find those are empty seats. I can't see how any fan would've been able to get in the opposite end wearing the opposition colours.

 

Ahh, that explains it. There were plenty of empty seats in the Man Utd end, but not whole blocks of seating like Pompey's. But hand on heart, I can honestly say that bearing in mind the number of 'regulars' that did not attend this game, I was REALLY pleased with the pompey turn out. It bodes well for the future. :)

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