kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I just coudn't bear to miss the Coventry game - just in case it is a promotion-fest (same goes for 'Boro as it happens). Imagine my dismay when it dawned on me that the annual golf tour to Portugal with the boys (which is all booked and paid for) is flying out of Southampton to Faro on the afternoon of the 28th April!!! Needless to say, my seat on the Flybe flight to Faro will be empty. In actual fact I am not sacrificing that much - I booked a flight from Gatwick to Faro for the following morning. Taxi at 04:00am (possibly still in party mode) for an 08:00am flight to meet the boys on the first tee just in time. What have you sacrified to be there (not necessarily the Coventry game of course)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Similar to you.... Holiday to Canada and then the ZDS final popped up on the same day. I had refused (Don't ask me why - I still don't know) to go to Wembley until I had seen Saints play there. Anyway, booked a flight out for the next day, so the ZDS ended up costing me quite a few quid.......... That little ***t Gemmil (No irony posts please) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Similar to you.... Holiday to Canada and then the ZDS final popped up on the same day. I had refused (Don't ask me why - I still don't know) to go to Wembley until I had seen Saints play there. Anyway, booked a flight out for the next day, so the ZDS ended up costing me quite a few quid.......... That little ***t Gemmil (No irony posts please)Canada trumps Portugal I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I'm getting married the moment we play Coventry, I have planned for my best man to give the bride a note the moment she walks down the isle. My Note: Hello my dearest pumpkin, sorry I can't make it for the wedding as I will be watching my true love gain promotion. I know you will understand this as we can get married any other day. Yours truly Pilchards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I'm getting married the moment we play Coventry, I have planned for my best man to give the bride a note the moment she walks down the isle. My Note: Hello my dearest pumpkin, sorry I can't make it for the wedding as I will be watching my true love gain promotion. I know you will understand this as we can get married any other day. Yours truly Pilchards. might be better if you text her yourself? more personal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 What have you sacrified to be there (not necessarily the Coventry game of course)? A live goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 A live goat.Which game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Is this another "my cock's bigger than your's thread"? That's three i've counted in the last five minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Crawley v Hereford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 (edited) Is this another "my cock's bigger than your's thread"? That's three i've counted in the last five minutes.Thanks for taking part Joe - how's the little cock? Edited 19 April, 2012 by kpturner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Thanks for taking part Joe - hows the little cock? Saw from all that rubbing you gave it last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Saw from all that rubbing you gave it last night.Do you mean "sore"? Can't see why - I wore those gloves you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Do you mean "sore"? Can't see why - I wore those gloves you like. True. I wish you wouldn't wear that Saints shirt and the face paint though. It makes you look like a mong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Which game? Every game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Every game.Do you own an Indian Restaurant? Sh!t - I am trolling on my own thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Sacrificing brain cells, general health of major organs, this month's planned savings, and the opportunity for a weekend with the girlfriend after being away all week with work. Again. Without hesitation, I must add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Sacrificing brain cells, general health of major organs, this month's planned savings, and the opportunity for a weekend with the girlfriend after being away all week with work. Again. Without hesitation, I must add.Excellent dedication. I am sure you can make it up to her.....or someone else will while you are at the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Nothing. Although if I was doing something else I could say I'd sacrificed seeing Saints to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Excellent dedication. I am sure you can make it up to her.....or someone else will while you are at the game I'll just have to give her a good servicing when I get home on Sunday. Don't really rate my chances of getting one in when I get home from Devon at 5am tomorrow morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Don't really rate my chances of getting one in when I get home from Devon at 5am tomorrow morning...Depends on how deeply she sleeps I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I'll just have to give her a good servicing when I get home on Sunday. Don't really rate my chances of getting one in when I get home from Devon at 5am tomorrow morning... Just prod your erect cock Into her back when you get into bed, tap on the shoulder, roll her onto her front and pound away, job done and as only needs to be semiconscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I'll probably just leave her to sleep, and crack one out over the prospect of a weekend on the p*ss in Newcastle & Middlesbrough and Saints' massive opportunity to get promoted. It's gonna be f*cking mental if it all goes to plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 This thread is not going the way I envisaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Sotonjoe is sacrificing nothing, he couldn't bare to miss Saturday night TV so is staying at home for the Boro game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I just coudn't bear to miss the Coventry game - just in case it is a promotion-fest (same goes for 'Boro as it happens). Imagine my dismay when it dawned on me that the annual golf tour to Portugal with the boys (which is all booked and paid for) is flying out of Southampton to Faro on the afternoon of the 28th April!!! Needless to say, my seat on the Flybe flight to Faro will be empty. In actual fact I am not sacrificing that much - I booked a flight from Gatwick to Faro for the following morning. Taxi at 04:00am (possibly still in party mode) for an 08:00am flight to meet the boys on the first tee just in time. What have you sacrified to be there (not necessarily the Coventry game of course)? Wow, where were/are you playing? I've forgone a weekend at Quinta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Wow, where were/are you playing? I've forgone a weekend at Quinta... Played there last year. This year it is the Oceanico Old Course in Vilamoura (assuming I can stay awake long enough to get round) and the Vale Do Lobo Ocean Course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Sotonjoe is sacrificing nothing, he couldn't bare to miss Saturday night TV so is staying at home for the Boro game. You can't read. I told you I would be out in Southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I'm getting married the moment we play Coventry, I have planned for my best man to give the bride a note the moment she walks down the isle. My Note: Hello my dearest pumpkin, sorry I can't make it for the wedding as I will be watching my true love gain promotion. I know you will understand this as we can get married any other day. Yours truly Pilchards. So from that one would presume that you are going to sacrifice your attachments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 I'm getting married the moment we play Coventry, I have planned for my best man to give the bride a note the moment she walks down the isle. My Note: Hello my dearest pumpkin, sorry I can't make it for the wedding as I will be watching my true love gain promotion. I know you will understand this as we can get married any other day. Yours truly Pilchards. If she really loved you she'd understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammysaint Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Missing a 1st team game for my team now 3 times i have done this this season along with 5 res games and getting a ticket in the away end. May not seem alot but playing semi pro 1st team does mean alot just seeing Saints promoted is worth more to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 19 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Missing a 1st team game for my team now 3 times i have done this this season along with 5 res games and getting a ticket in the away end. May not seem alot but playing semi pro 1st team does mean alot just seeing Saints promoted is worth more to me.Semi-pro for whom - pray tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Semi-pro for whom - pray tell? Skates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Not going to Coventry as I chucked 3k on a course last summer and next Saturday is my last day, where I find out about the final project. If I miss it, I've basically wasted the time and money I've put into it so far, plus hold my career back a year. I'm a **** fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 You can't read. I told you I would be out in Southampton In the evening, then you'll probably be rushing home to watch Britain's Got Talent because you promised your Mrs you'd watch it with her. It's ok, I understand it's all too much hassle for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 Skates? nah,they're amateurs seeing as they don't get paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 19 April, 2012 Share Posted 19 April, 2012 In the evening, then you'll probably be rushing home to watch Britain's Got Talent because you promised your Mrs you'd watch it with her. It's ok, I understand it's all too much hassle for you. There's as much chance of me doing that as you ending up in bed with Turkish on Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrypward Posted 20 April, 2012 Share Posted 20 April, 2012 It's all about good planning. About a year ago, my prospective missus was looking at wedding venues and suggested the second weekend in August this year. "That could be our first game back in the premiership". Pretty sure that's some Russell Grant sh*t right there. Moved it forward a couple of weeks. I thought I was a genius... Traditionally, I have to go on honeymoon after a wedding. When booking it up the same thoughts didn't occur to me. Plank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 20 April, 2012 Share Posted 20 April, 2012 There's as much chance of me doing that as you ending up in bed with Turkish on Saturday night. So there's a 99% chance you'll be watching BGT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 20 April, 2012 Share Posted 20 April, 2012 It's all about good planning. About a year ago, my prospective missus was looking at wedding venues and suggested the second weekend in August this year. "That could be our first game back in the premiership". Pretty sure that's some Russell Grant sh*t right there. Moved it forward a couple of weeks. I thought I was a genius... Traditionally, I have to go on honeymoon after a wedding. When booking it up the same thoughts didn't occur to me. Plank. Genuis!! That genuinely made me LOL! You started off sounding very bright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 20 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 20 April, 2012 It's all about good planning. About a year ago, my prospective missus was looking at wedding venues and suggested the second weekend in August this year.What is your missus prospecting for? Are you loaded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil 1 Posted 20 April, 2012 Share Posted 20 April, 2012 im swapping a weekend in paris for a day in middiesborough.Theyd better win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 20 April, 2012 Share Posted 20 April, 2012 im swapping a weekend in paris for a day in middiesborough.Theyd better win. PSG are crap anyway,never in the history of football has a side that's cost so much achieved so little.Zoot I forgot Pompey :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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