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I was sat in the side stand and in front of me was a circa 35 - 40 year old bloke (with stubble) dressed with red and white tinsel hair, draped in a flag, with a saints shirt and god knows what else.

 

Someone help me out here, what the f/ck possesses these freaks to leave the house dressed like that?

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I was sat in the side stand and in front of me was a circa 35 - 40 year old bloke (with stubble) dressed with red and white tinsel hair, draped in a flag, with a saints shirt and god knows what else.

 

Someone help me out here, what the f/ck possesses these freaks to leave the house dressed like that?

LSD basically....the only possible conclusion

 

I have not worn a saints shirt to a game for years...but that is as far as I would go...and only at home

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LSD basically....the only possible conclusion

 

I have not worn a saints shirt to a game for years...but that is as far as I would go...and only at home

 

Shirts are fine in my book, i'm talking about grown men treating a football match as a fancy dress party and wearing tinsel wigs ffs. I wish i'd taken a pic and posted it on here, you wouldn't believe it.

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Shirts are fine in my book, i'm talking about grown men treating a football match as a fancy dress party and wearing tinsel wigs ffs. I wish i'd taken a pic and posted it on here, you wouldn't believe it.

haha

 

I was in utter disbelief the "lads" in the gimp suits at plymouth....I mean, FUKING HELL MAN

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On a similar subject, why are the younger men out there all attending football matches in quilted jackets, tight jeans and brown shoes? Is it in vogue to admit you've no imagination and dress the exact same as ten of your mates?
I've never seen loads dressed like that?
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I was sat in the side stand and in front of me was a circa 35 - 40 year old bloke (with stubble) dressed with red and white tinsel hair, draped in a flag, with a saints shirt and god knows what else.

 

Someone help me out here, what the f/ck possesses these freaks to leave the house dressed like that?

 

Sometimes one is compelled to express the Southampton within.

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I think you might take yourself a bit too seriously mate. Football is a passionate game to be enjoyed in whatever attire you feel you want to express yourself in.

 

I'm just genuinely intrigued to know why a 40 year old bloke thinks " I know, i'm gonna wear a red tinsel wig in public today"

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Ah, I've been saying this for years. If it's not that stupid rats tail type haircut and diamond earstuds, it's the One Direction look. No imagination.

 

Apparently standing on the platform at Clapham Junction smoking and taking the **** out of the staff is also the done thing. Very clever.

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I'm just genuinely intrigued to know why a 40 year old bloke thinks " I know, i'm gonna wear a red tinsel wig in public today"

maybe they just don't give a sh*t what people think ?

not my cup of tea & usually have a laugh at people dressed up but no reason to get an ulcer over it is there.

we are Southampton, we don't care what you think ?

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Apparently standing on the platform at Clapham Junction smoking and taking the **** out of the staff is also the done thing. Very clever.

 

That's the kind of cockheads that are out in town, wall-to-wall, everywhere with the exception of Oxford Street. In my experience, I've found many of them totally devoid of personality or individuality, lacking in charisma, unnecessarily arrogant/aggressive and ultimately, flesh-based clones of their heroes on reality TV. Sad, but true.

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I'm just genuinely intrigued to know why a 40 year old bloke thinks " I know, i'm gonna wear a red tinsel wig in public today"

 

Because its fun. Because they are mad and crazy. They are the sort of people that can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on. The sort of person that will say "ohhhh matron" at any slight reference to a double entendre. The sort of people that think you want them as your friend.

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I was sat in the side stand and in front of me was a circa 35 - 40 year old bloke (with stubble) dressed with red and white tinsel hair, draped in a flag, with a saints shirt and god knows what else.

 

Someone help me out here, what the f/ck possesses these freaks to leave the house dressed like that?

TOTALLY AGREE, but if you think football is bad for you need to go to a ODI Cricket Match you cant move for lookatme ! lookatme ! rugger bugger ******s dressed as women (craaazey) or ****ing super heroes.

Ive stopped going to music festivals these days but according my daughter they are being infested with these ****s. Apparently Bestival IOW is particularly bad.

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Because its fun. Because they are mad and crazy. They are the sort of people that can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on. The sort of person that will say "ohhhh matron" at any slight reference to a double entendre. The sort of people that think you want them as your friend.

if they weren't like this who would we laugh at ?

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Because its fun. Because they are mad and crazy. They are the sort of people that can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on. The sort of person that will say "ohhhh matron" at any slight reference to a double entendre. The sort of people that think you want them as your friend.

 

It's a disease that is spreading though - unfortunately. Down here for years we had our little weekend in the desert - Rugby 7's. It was a Marathon - two 10 hour days sitting in the sun sipping your beer and ending up with a looney stagger around to some long forgotten band (Bjorn Again, Suzie Quattro, Paul Young, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, The Commitments, Bad Manners to name but a few).

 

It used to be enough to wear a stupid Tee Shirt - If Found, please return to the Heineken Tent, Official Suntan Lotion Applicator, Beer, the reason I get up in the afternoons.

 

We even migrated to some seriously silly hats (wow what Babe magnets they were) Those pointy Bavarian Beer Hall things but in Pink with little piggy ears and a curly tail (for obvious non-PC reasons) the latest babe magnets were some Pink Sequinned Baseball caps (there are 10 or so of us).

 

But oh no, that hasn't been good enough these past 2 or 3 years. Now it's all about Knights in Armour, Smurfs, Hell we even had 25 Elvis's in Gold Lame Arab Khadoura's FFS. This year. There were 40 Jimmy Savilles. I mean FFS we used to do it to take the p1ss, but these guys - they turn up late, pose for the photos, win a holiday in the Maldives from Emirates or something then bugger off.

 

Christ, we even had NUNS this year. Is NOTHING sacred anymore (TSW Match threads I mean)

 

Let them stay at the fecking cricket. No place for them at the big balls games

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The bloke that Dune mentioned in post 1 sits in Row A, about 4 rows in front of me in the Northam. The worrying thing is he wears it every single week & doesn't even drink?

 

Oh Christ. It seems TCWTB has been taking that whole Great Escape thing a bit too seriously

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It's a disease that is spreading though - unfortunately. Down here for years we had our little weekend in the desert - Rugby 7's. It was a Marathon - two 10 hour days sitting in the sun sipping your beer and ending up with a looney stagger around to some long forgotten band (Bjorn Again, Suzie Quattro, Paul Young, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, The Commitments, Bad Manners to name but a few).

 

It used to be enough to wear a stupid Tee Shirt - If Found, please return to the Heineken Tent, Official Suntan Lotion Applicator, Beer, the reason I get up in the afternoons.

 

We even migrated to some seriously silly hats (wow what Babe magnets they were) Those pointy Bavarian Beer Hall things but in Pink with little piggy ears and a curly tail (for obvious non-PC reasons) the latest babe magnets were some Pink Sequinned Baseball caps (there are 10 or so of us).

 

But oh no, that hasn't been good enough these past 2 or 3 years. Now it's all about Knights in Armour, Smurfs, Hell we even had 25 Elvis's in Gold Lame Arab Khadoura's FFS. This year. There were 40 Jimmy Savilles. I mean FFS we used to do it to take the p1ss, but these guys - they turn up late, pose for the photos, win a holiday in the Maldives from Emirates or something then bugger off.

 

Christ, we even had NUNS this year. Is NOTHING sacred anymore (TSW Match threads I mean)

 

Let them stay at the fecking cricket. No place for them at the big balls games

I would love to see it at a big golf tournament though lol

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The bloke that Dune mentioned in post 1 sits in Row A, about 4 rows in front of me in the Northam. The worrying thing is he wears it every single week & doesn't even drink?

 

Hoping to get on the telly no doubt.

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I was sat in the side stand and in front of me was a circa 35 - 40 year old bloke (with stubble) dressed with red and white tinsel hair, draped in a flag, with a saints shirt and god knows what else.

 

Someone help me out here, what the f/ck possesses these freaks to leave the house dressed like that?

 

I'm considering ignoring you as you think 35-40 is middle aged. This is some achievement given some of your political trolling.

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Because its fun. Because they are mad and crazy. They are the sort of people that can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on. The sort of person that will say "ohhhh matron" at any slight reference to a double entendre. The sort of people that think you want them as your friend.

 

I think "ohhh matron" works in the way that "bird" does for a woman again now, it's been through being contemporary in the late 70s, cringingly out of date in the 80s and 90s and is now knowingly post-modernist. Even the comparable "oo-er" in a Mayall and Edmondson manner has not yet reached that kind of uber-status.

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Ah, I've been saying this for years. If it's not that stupid rats tail type haircut and diamond earstuds, it's the One Direction look. No imagination.

 

No idea who they are, but have heard of them. I thought imitating boy bands were something 12 year olds did - this lot are early 20s. Incredibly sad.

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On a similar subject, why are the younger men out there all attending football matches in quilted jackets, tight jeans and brown shoes? Is it in vogue to admit you've no imagination and dress the exact same as ten of your mates?

 

wtf is up everyone wearing those ghey jackets now, seem to be loads in Northam.

Was funny few weeks back these 4 young guys walked by wearing one, was tad cringeworthy.

it's like the new 'superdry' for muppets.

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Yeah, they're a not had many gigs Boy Band from California that are giving SC nightmares

 

Oh yes I read about that - I can't see Simon Cowell losing much sleep, or money, over it somehow...

 

wtf is up everyone wearing those ghey jackets now, seem to be loads in Northam.

Was funny few weeks back these 4 young guys walked by wearing one, was tad cringeworthy.

it's like the new 'superdry' for muppets.

 

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed it! I was on a train to Selhurst with a fair few of them who were trying out their own Adam Lallana chant. It didn't catch on...

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Hmm or our last PL era shirt for Cov.....

 

That's the ultimate in "looking like a plastic" though. It makes it look like you haven't been interested in Saints since the Prem. Even occasional plastic wannabe kit-buying Saints fans have a sash shirt to break out for less JCL-factor.

 

This is admittedly the kit equivalent of the "what we're allowed to sing" thread, but it's what we're all thinking... Break out 2001/2 or a Pony tick or a Sanderson or something, just not the Prem Relegation kit.

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Cor, it's an absolute minefield isn't it? Let's say you're really into wearing face paints and novelly red and white striped wigs and you want to go to Middlesbrough away, but you see people on the internet saying that's wrong, what are you supposed to do? The life of a Saints fan never runs smooth.

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Cor, it's an absolute minefield isn't it? Let's say you're really into wearing face paints and novelly red and white striped wigs and you want to go to Middlesbrough away, but you see people on the internet saying that's wrong, what are you supposed to do? The life of a Saints fan never runs smooth.

 

Not go.

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Having been middle aged for quite some time now I prefer to wear anything that comes to hand that isn't too whiffy. I've even forgotten or lost all the lucky pants, shirts, shoes, socks that have failed miserably in the past.

 

Just wondering what is expected of us middle aged blokes these days? A lounge suit, cravat and cardigan with slip on shoes perhaps?

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Cor, it's an absolute minefield isn't it? Let's say you're really into wearing face paints and novelly red and white striped wigs and you want to go to Middlesbrough away, but you see people on the internet saying that's wrong, what are you supposed to do? The life of a Saints fan never runs smooth.

 

I think they should make a section and have a limited number of tickets sold available for this sort of fan, a bit like wheelchair fans. Maybe we could limit the mong fans area to around 50 or so where all the wig, face paint and foam handlers can all congregate together, be in each others company but more importantly be out of our way so we know where to avoid them.

 

 

Can I just add that it's still my dream to turn SMS into a sea of giant foam hands with us all giving the thumbs up to our players and the thumbs down to away team players but I feel I am fighting a losing battle.

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I think they should make a section and have a limited number of tickets sold available for this sort of fan, a bit like wheelchair fans. Maybe we could limit the mong fans area to around 50 or so where all the wig, face paint and foam handlers can all congregate together, be in each others company but more importantly be out of our way so we know where to avoid them.

 

 

Can I just add that it's still my dream to turn SMS into a sea of giant foam hands with us all giving the thumbs up to our players and the thumbs down to away team players but I feel I am fighting a losing battle.

 

Very nice. I'd love to see your football clobber. I bet you look like It the clown

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I was sat in the side stand and in front of me was a circa 35 - 40 year old bloke (with stubble) dressed with red and white tinsel hair, draped in a flag, with a saints shirt and god knows what else.

 

Someone help me out here, what the f/ck possesses these freaks to leave the house dressed like that?

 

I bet that he smiles, laughs and enjoys life more than you do. I also bet that he hasn't cracked up over 16,000 posts on an internet forum... What was that about freak? I don't expect a response. ;)

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I bet that he smiles, laughs and enjoys life more than you do. I also bet that he hasn't cracked up over 16,000 posts on an internet forum... What was that about freak? I don't expect a response. ;)

 

He certainly didn't feel the need to moan about what the bloke behind him was wearing!

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I wonder what age those who are making these judgements about who wears what to Football are.

Those in their 40s+ probably do it without a care because they could not do it when they were teenagers. I am late 40s when I was 13 - 14 -15 travelling to Southampton to watch Saints from Basingstoke you had to be on your toes, simply because there was always a chance that opposing fans were on the train or along the route and any sniff that you supported the other team had you in line for a kicking. You never wore a replica shirt, you never saw the volume of families, or females that you see now. You went to football because you wanted to and took your chances.

Personally I could not give a chuffin monkeys if someone thinks I look a plum because I wear a replica shirt, a Saints jacket, and (wait for it) when it's hot my Saints crested 3/4 length shorts. How many of those passing judgement have been chased down the street as a nipper by grown men who just want to batter anyone, seen Darts whistling inches past your head, had to hide in the toilets on trains, not to dodge the ticket inspector but hooligans cruising through the train looking for someone to batter simply because they support the opposing team.

It's nice to know when you walk through a town home or away with your shirt on these days you are likely to get into good banter with opposing fans rather than a punch up!

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