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We don't "do" the first ten minutes


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I've looked through the entire history of Southampton Football Club.

 

And I've found we don't "do" the first ten minutes at away games.

 

We just don't do them.

 

We sit back, blow chances and generally fail.

 

Ok, I don't actually go to any games. Let alone away games.

 

But I occasionally log in here and once in a while I sometimes listen to a few things on the radio.

 

And I can say as a fact we don't "do" the first ten minutes.

 

Anyone who disagrees with me is a happy-clappy, lunatic, Cortese-loving fool.

 

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Oh.

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I've looked through the entire history of Southampton Football Club.

 

And I've found we don't "do" the first ten minutes at away games.

 

We just don't do them.

 

We sit back, blow chances and generally fail.

 

Ok, I don't actually go to any games. Let alone away games.

 

But I occasionally log in here and once in a while I sometimes listen to a few things on the radio.

 

And I can say as a fact we don't "do" the first ten minutes.

 

Anyone who disagrees with me is a happy-clappy, lunatic, Cortese-loving fool.

 

....

 

....

 

....

 

....

 

Oh.

 

As a mildly amusing bit of alpine spoofing, this deserves better than just sliding off the front page.

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