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I was visiting my parents in the Midlands in England last year, and for a treat I decided to take my Dad and my eldest daughter to Walsall away. Okay, that was bad enough, but my Father, who is in his late 70's and hadn't seen Saints live for many years, happened to say out loud, "Who is that No. 7.....he's rubbish." Referring of course to SRL. Okay, Rickie had missed a couple of sitters, and my Father's eyesight is probably not as good as it used to be, but I nearly crawled under my seat with embarrassment. It still haunts me to this day. The defeat that day depressed him for many days thereafter, so that still proves he is a Saints fan. Good luck for Saturday whoever is making the long trip up North. I will be watching it (hopefully) via a stream from Qatar.

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"why are you crossing to Guly?" just before he scored his first header v boro at home. Swiftly followed by "He couldn't do that again in a million years..."

 

and the worst one was some lady sat behind me in the Itchen a few seasons ago "I thought Kenwynne Jones was Welsh, he doesn't look Welsh, bet he has a big package though, and look at his lovely hair!"

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Some d*ckhead sitting behind us at Palace shouted:

 

"for f*ck sake get Lallana off, the lad has no vision." This after one misplaced pass.

 

With regards to the lad in his 20s wearing headphones and complaining about being pushed... we have some truly embarrassing fans, morons like that should stay at home.

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Someone behind me at SMS thought Jose Fonte was Falque earlier in the season.

 

Also, can't remember who it was but a black Ipswich player dropped his shorts in a goal celebration, some bloke near me was going mental, shouting stuff like "HE'S DROPPED HIS SHORTS, THERE ARE KIDS HERE, DISGRACEFUL, HE SHOULD BE BANNED" etc even though it was clear he had those undershorts on. Now this doesn't sound too bad, but it's the fact that whilst shouting this he called him a 'n*gnog'... Think that's a bit worse for kids to hear than someone dropping their shorts for two seconds!

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This season I've had some right divs. I thought it was bad v Bristol city when some clown said "I would of passed there like I do on my playstation x pass circle shoot" watford away someone sang i

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Christ! What an utter div. I hope you corrected him and told it's "would HAVE" and not "would of".

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Apparently solent said that Sky(?) had made a mistake and reported that Forest had scored...no doubt said pipe had been checking his phone and seen that before the mistake was rectified

 

As I was saving myself for Middlesbrough (!) I was listening to Solent and watching Sky Sports News. Basically Dowie was doing the reports on Reading's game in the studio and whilst he was describing Roberts' disallowed goal for Reading, the plums at Sky put up a caption reading "Reading 0 Forest 1" - this disappeared after a couple of seconds, only to reappear the next time they cut to Dowie. Anyone with the sound down (like me) would have thought Forest were ahead for a while (and slapped something on Facebook rapidly which would have spread the misinformation). It took about 10 mins of checking the BBC website to confirm it was a load of cobblers.

 

As far as The Bloke Behind Me idiocy... TBBM who goes absolutely spastic and yells "YES!" like we've scored every single time the ball goes near the opposition penalty area takes the biscuit somewhat. He is, however, hilarious, despite this.

 

If you're in Block 41 Row T Seat 1050(ish), I'm talking about you. You ruddy mental.

 

Another TBBM is the kid who thinks he's a bit hard and slags off Guly all of the time. We have a few "get it forward" thickies around too. God help us if we're in the Prem and lose a game early next season, they'll be angling for us to turn into Watford circa 1983.

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I thought the whole confusion about whether Reading or not was quite funny tbh. We heard the chant of "We're top of the league" and everyone got on their phones but everybody's signal died. We did a quick rendition of "Where's your signal gone?", left it a few minutes and sang "What's the Reading score?", got a "Nil Nil" chant back and so we started a chant of 'We're 2nd in the league". We are much funnier than any of you guys, and our face paints make us look really cool.

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The bloke behind me shouting 'C'mon Potato Head' and you bald **** everytime Chaplow touched the ball would have been particulary motivational to our Richard and served to **** off a number of our folically challenged fans last night.

 

Still, at least he turned his attentions to Guly when he came on for 5 minutes.

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The bloke behind me shouting 'C'mon Potato Head' and you bald **** everytime Chaplow touched the ball would have been particulary motivational to our Richard and served to **** off a number of our folically challenged fans last night.

 

Still, at least he turned his attentions to Guly when he came on for 5 minutes.

 

What? He WAITED for Guly to come on before moaning about him? We just shout, "Get Guly off! He's rubbish!" when he's not even on the pitch. It's ironic.

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There was a lad in front of me last night, about 20 ish massive ear phones on who had a go at me after the first goal was scored as he said I pushed him, for ***** sake we were on the terracing, the altercation did get very heated, in fact so much so that the police came over, had a quiet word with him and suggested that he move to another part of the ground. I honestly cannot believe after going to football for over 50 years that this happened on the terracing. I tried to be polite to the lad, suggesting that maybe he went and sat in one of the empty seats. Apologies to all the people around me last night, I did lose it a little.

Thats alright, i think you caused me to propel my chewing gum into the hair of the feller in front of me with the green bomber jacket on.

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Well my favorite ones are:

 

My five year old daughter waving her new saints scarf, wearing her new saints hat singing 'Green Army' because of that stupid Aviva advert.

 

The feller at Pompey game, who obviously has become interested again now we're going places, pointing at Guly and shouting that 'Your a ****, Fox' convinced that Danny Fox is black. When pointed to the error of his ways, and I suggested he may have been thinking back to Dany N'guessan, still didn't believe me and got irate, so twenty people backed me up in a polite way. Didn't see him or his mates second half.

 

 

First game this season against Leeds, Young feller with his dad/uncle/older mate/life partner, 'That Lalama (how he pronounced it) aint going to cut it at this level. Were going to be ****ed all over today and be struggling all fkin season.'

We won 3-1 with an Adam Lalama goal.

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He started the "you fat wotsit" chant after the 'keeper took a goal kick. He thought he was hilarious...

 

Okay i'll come clean. It was one of the greatest moments of my life. I recorded it and stuck it on youtube. It's better to be someone for a day than a no one for a lifetime. Now i've really made it.

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Okay i'll come clean. It was one of the greatest moments of my life. I recorded it and stuck it on youtube. It's better to be someone for a day than a no one for a lifetime. Now i've really made it.

 

Do you feel better having come clean like that?

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Okay i'll come clean. It was one of the greatest moments of my life. I recorded it and stuck it on youtube. It's better to be someone for a day than a no one for a lifetime. Now i've really made it.

 

Yes I do have to wonder about people that immediately think to get their phones or cameras out and take terrible recordings of celebrations. Would have thought the instinctive thing to do would be to celebrate, rather than document others doing just that...

 

It's not as if goal celebrations are going to be all that different either. It's going to be a lot of people shouting 'yes!' and jumping up and down.

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Guy behind me at the Pompey game every time he spoke I got showered with a load of his spit, can't have ever been before as throughout the game he just kept singing eieieio we are top we are top we are ****ing top eieieio inbetween shouting get of the pitch you cvnt at certain players!! Oh well same at all clubs..

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Few from away fans:

 

Peterborough fan yesterday with his mate after the game mumbled to some passing Saints fans 'Southampton are sh*t' to which I replied '3-1 wasn't it?' He sheepishly walked off brandishing his middle finger.

 

Walking back after the first game of the season had finished a Leeds fan says to his friend 'Well that's the worse team we are going to play this season'.

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Guy behind me at the Pompey game every time he spoke I got showered with a load of his spit, can't have ever been before as throughout the game he just kept singing eieieio we are top we are top we are ****ing top eieieio inbetween shouting get of the pitch you cvnt at certain players!! Oh well same at all clubs..

 

This was in the Chapel may I add

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Yes I do have to wonder about people that immediately think to get their phones or cameras out and take terrible recordings of celebrations. Would have thought the instinctive thing to do would be to celebrate, rather than document others doing just that...

 

It's not as if goal celebrations are going to be all that different either. It's going to be a lot of people shouting 'yes!' and jumping up and down.

 

I think it's so they can upload it to the internet and prove that they were 'there' when they get interrogated on internet forums.

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