Idiots at games talking utter nonsense.

[CFSFC]

This season I've had some right divs. I thought it was bad v Bristol city when some clown said "I would of passed there like I do on my playstation x pass circle shoot" watford away someone sang i

Need a wee wee, and another man ( used loosely) had a teddy bear. Well tonight was worse... Some old Mong kept screming at fox for playing balls to fonte and jos saying "stop passing across your own goal" when barnett closest player was 30 yards away.

 

If any of these was you please stay away at boro.

 

Ta

[Crazy Diamond]

I feel your pain. I really do. Two spring to mind this season:

 

"Sharp's been useless all game" - the woman sat next to me says, after he scores the second against Portsmouth.

"What's the name of the coloured one up front?" - a question posed to me at the Reading game.

 

Others from previous years:

"Is that Olivier Bernard?" - a woman asks, referring to the white guy in possession, in the 2006/07 season.

"NO KENWYNE, YOU DON'T DESERVE A DRINK, YOU LAZY BASTARD, PUT IT DOWN" - a man in a corporate box exclaims for God knows what reason

"GO BACK TO SCHOOL, SCHOOL BOY! ****ING SMALL KID, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL!" - the cry of a woman obsessed with Leyton Orient's Dean Cox.

"He only plays well when the sun is out" - a man in front of me observes, referring to Ricardo Fuller.

 

The woman at the Portsmouth game I was sat next to was a real, real pain in the arse. I don't like judging fellow fans but she was something else. The derby game, the biggest game of the season so far, and she's more worried about eating her sandwiches at half time.

[Cestrian Saint]

I once heard a kid ask his dad if the game they were watching was the same one they watched on TV last week. To be fair he was only about 3 but it didn't stop me from crying with laughter.

[Saint_Jonny]

At Hull a few weeks ago: "I wish it was Guly and not Muamba". This guy then got thrown out of the stadium for running on the pitch when Jos scored. Scumbag.

[Sour Mash]

I once heard a kid ask his dad if the game they were watching was the same one they watched on TV last week. To be fair he was only about 3 but it didn't stop me from crying with laughter.

[ooh it's a corner]

This season I've had some right divs. I thought it was bad v Bristol city when some clown said "I would of passed there like I do on my playstation x pass circle shoot" watford away someone sang i

Need a wee wee, and another man ( used loosely) had a teddy bear. Well tonight was worse... Some old Mong kept screming at fox for playing balls to fonte and jos saying "stop passing across your own goal" when barnett closest player was 30 yards away.

 

If any of these was you please stay away at boro.

 

Ta

 

I agree.

 

It ****es me off when people dont even know who was playing

[This Charming Man]

This season I've had some right divs. I thought it was bad v Bristol city when some clown said "I would of passed there like I do on my playstation x pass circle shoot" watford away someone sang i

Need a wee wee, and another man ( used loosely) had a teddy bear. Well tonight was worse... Some old Mong kept screming at fox for playing balls to fonte and jos saying "stop passing across your own goal" when barnett closest player was 30 yards away.

 

If any of these was you please stay away at boro.

 

Ta

 

Don't forget that tramp you had behind you at Elland Rd who was pretty much just screaming.

[ThreeSixty]

I think its only fair after Friday people may be slightly concerned with Fox playing balls along the back 4.

[opthomps]

Football matches attract weirdos. there's no evidence for this but it is a scientific fact.

 

Best switching off and focusing on the game or the mates you are with. Otherwise god help you.

Strange freaks apart good result today, and back to reality again. Win-Win.

[KDSFC]

I think its only fair after Friday people may be slightly concerned with Fox playing balls along the back 4.

 

Was it not a diagonal ball that got intercepted against Pompey? Playing the ball flat across the back four is commonplace in all games and with all good teams, people complaining about that are completely clueless.

 

It's shocking how uneducated, fickle and spoilt a lot of our fans are. You'd think a weekday game at Peterborough would eliminate a lot of them but unfortunately they're strong in numbers wherever we play. Everyone's entitled to an opinion but when they're basically encouraging a long ball game it's pretty obvious their opinion is stupid.

[fromthedell]

heard a few classics this season

same 2 guys near me have said a few idiotic comments this season

forest at home when mcgoldrick came on he said wish we could swap him for lambert he is so much better

the skates at home that kelvin davis is useless the pompey keeper is so much better

that sharp is just a fat northern bastard got no pace and cant run

wish hammond would get sent off we be better with 10 men

 

these guys hate lambert hammond and davis

[SaintBobby]

I feel your pain.

 

In the centre of the Kingsland stand this season..."You're going in the wrong direction"..."The goal is the other way" etc etc.

 

I've given up saying "Cork/Morgan/Hammond is aware where the goal is. It was a deliberate pass backwards to retain possession as nothing was on."

[70's Mike]

This season I've had some right divs. I thought it was bad v Bristol city when some clown said "I would of passed there like I do on my playstation x pass circle shoot" watford away someone sang i

Need a wee wee, and another man ( used loosely) had a teddy bear. Well tonight was worse... Some old Mong kept screming at fox for playing balls to fonte and jos saying "stop passing across your own goal" when barnett closest player was 30 yards away.

 

If any of these was you please stay away at boro.

 

Ta

 

Alpine was at the game then

[JustMike]

This season I've had some right divs. I thought it was bad v Bristol city when some clown said "I would of passed there like I do on my playstation x pass circle shoot" watford away someone sang i

Need a wee wee, and another man ( used loosely) had a teddy bear. Well tonight was worse... Some old Mong kept screming at fox for playing balls to fonte and jos saying "stop passing across your own goal" when barnett closest player was 30 yards away.

 

If any of these was you please stay away at boro.

 

Ta

 

bet you are covered in blisters and now have sifilis

[saintscottofthenortham]

After the Reading game I could not believe some of the utter shít people genuinely come out with. There were a couple of older fella's who you would tho k would know better, saying "We just have a very good League One team who have been punching above our weight, tonight we were thought a lesson."

 

Then there was this... "We need a Championship Goal Scorer, we just have not got the quality up front." I had to speak up to that. I just could not accept hearing such ballparks.

 

It just amazed me how many people just wrote us off after that game. Bloody everybody was saying "that's it, blown it, now we have to go via a lottery." So many of our fans genuinely are just idiots.

[charliegeorgesflymo]

I feel your pain.

 

In the centre of the Kingsland stand this season..."You're going in the wrong direction"..."The goal is the other way" etc etc.

 

I've given up saying "Cork/Morgan/Hammond is aware where the goal is. It was a deliberate pass backwards to retain possession as nothing was on."

----- ooo errr that may be me - I do get a little frustrated with our lack of penetration at times - playing the safe ball - not when we are two nil up though!

At the Skate game woman behind me sat for the whole match on her I phone - clearly had been brought along by the boyfriend wasn't interested and didn't want to be there - waste of a ticket imho

[sambosa75]

----- ooo errr that may be me - I do get a little frustrated with our lack of penetration at times - playing the safe ball - not when we are two nil up though!

At the Skate game woman behind me sat for the whole match on her I phone - clearly had been brought along by the boyfriend wasn't interested and didn't want to be there - waste of a ticket imho

 

You realise we are the divisions top scorers? How much more penetrative do you want us to be?

[Glasgow_Saint]

At the Skate game woman behind me sat for the whole match on her I phone - clearly had been brought along by the boyfriend wasn't interested and didn't want to be there - waste of a ticket imho

 

She was either on SWF or watching the game on a live stream?

[doddisalegend]

I always get frustrated by the guys near us SMS on their phones more interested in the PL scores (loudly) than what is going on the match. Honestly if you're that bothered about how Man U are doing when not go and watch them play instead?

[Colbury]

Classics from last night

 

DONT MESS AROUND WITH IT, GET IT FORWARD!!! At 2 nil up in the first half as we casually retained possession by knocking it around at the back.

[Reynoldson!!]

Not at a game, but a gentleman at the pub was moaning about how we'd need an entire new squad in the Prem, barring Lallana, Schneiderlin and Hooiveld. And Butterfield (!?)

[paulsfc]

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but as my nan says opinions are like ar*eholes, some are full of sh*t! There are a worrying number of people near me who still want us to lump it forward as if that is the only way to score a goal and as if they have somehow failed to notice how we've played the last 18 months. My mantra has always been that the opposition can't score a goal when we have the ball, an idea that seems lost on some.

[Truesaint]

The Ex wife used to attend quite a few games with me. At a home game against Arsenal a few years back, she exclaimed rather loudly. 'whos that number 14 for Arsenal, he's a bit useful' It was during a particularly quiet moment so plenty of others heard her. I tried to quietly point out to her that it was Thierry Henry, premiership top scorer etc, but the damage had already been done!

[CFSFC]

Don't forget that tramp you had behind you at Elland Rd who was pretty much just screaming.

 

Forgot about that idiot

[CFSFC]

I think its only fair after Friday people may be slightly concerned with Fox playing balls along the back 4.

 

Bore off

[SW11_Saint]

Some idiot behind me last night in first half slagging off Billy Sharp every chance he got "f*cking useless fat ****" etc etc. Even him scoring only stopped him for about 5 mins. You couldn't make it up...

[saint_ed]

That really irritates me. I sometimes think these idiots would be better off supporting Basketball.

[ladysaint]

There was a lad in front of me last night, about 20 ish massive ear phones on who had a go at me after the first goal was scored as he said I pushed him, for ***** sake we were on the terracing, the altercation did get very heated, in fact so much so that the police came over, had a quiet word with him and suggested that he move to another part of the ground. I honestly cannot believe after going to football for over 50 years that this happened on the terracing. I tried to be polite to the lad, suggesting that maybe he went and sat in one of the empty seats. Apologies to all the people around me last night, I did lose it a little.

[Turkish]

Classics from last night

 

DONT MESS AROUND WITH IT, GET IT FORWARD!!! At 2 nil up in the first half as we casually retained possession by knocking it around at the back.

 

Yep I had one of those behind me. He was particualrly loud just before half time. 2-0 up and playing good possession football "oh FFS Fonte, stop f*cking about with it" "GET IT FORWARD!!!!"

 

He was also very good as singing a line behind everyone else.

[Toomer]

Slightly off track but I have been told that during the game my head and legs twitch as if I am kicking and heading every ball.

[ecuk268]

Back in the 80's at The Dell a guy who had a season ticket behind me under the East Stand always arrived a bit late and a bit ****ed (in a friendly sort of way).

 

We were playing Villa and were winning at half-time so he says "West Ham aren't as good as they used to be are they?".

 

I suppose one claret and blue shirt looks much like another.

[Delboy Dave]

Heard someone shout "Guly you fking useless c\/nt" last night before he'd even touched the ball :/

[tttdcs]

Alpine was at the game then

 

Have you proof ?

[Wurzel]

Slightly off track but I have been told that during the game my head and legs twitch as if I am kicking and heading every ball.

 

Uncontrollable head movements, twitching, and jerking of your limbs, combined with feeling lightheaded, can be symptomatic of either a physical condition (possibly neurological or cardiovascular) and/or a psychological condition . It could be stress-induced, or an underlying medical condition.

 

Either way, please see a doctor today. Your family doctor (or any of your health care providers) can assess your condition, and refer you to the appropriate specialist for either (or both) physical and/or psychological issues.

 

Can't be too careful

[Mowgli]

One of the best I heard was a couple of seasons back as the fourth official held up the board displaying '1 minute' - the guy behind me grumbled "this game's got 0-0 written all over it...."

[gazzzza]

Slightly off track but I have been told that during the game my head and legs twitch as if I am kicking and heading every ball.

i do that too, i used to kick every ball when managing a youth team. the most annoying people recently has to be the lady screaming and i mean screaming 'CLOSE HIM DOWN' every 20 seconds in front of us, calm down dear you'll have a cardiac.

[red&white56]

There was a lad in front of me last night, about 20 ish massive ear phones on who had a go at me after the first goal was scored as he said I pushed him, for ***** sake we were on the terracing,

 

Unbelievable ! Where we were standing everyone was banging into one another during the celebrations. What did this lad expect???

[gazzzza]

But the all time most annoying b*stard has to be a p*ssed fan away at Brentford many many years ago when i was just a boy, on the terraces who decided to have a pee there and then. You don't notice your jeans are wet until its way too late and i stunk the coach out all the way home and got a b*llockin off me mum.

[Dog]

Anyone who called the keeper a Wotsit last night needs lining up against a wall and shot through the head! It makes me ****ing cringe

[Thedelldays]

Who was the utter pipe who told everyone reading were losing?

[Sheaf Saint]

When I had a season ticket in the Itchen before moving up north in 2004, there were a couple of old codgers who used to sit right behind me and would spend the entire 90 minutes moaning and complaining how crap we were every time an attacking move didn't come off or we lost possession. They would just about summon up a cheer if we scored, but other than that it was like listening to commentary by Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets for the whole game.

 

Makes you wonder quite what motivates these people to fork out however much for a season ticket if they don't actually enjoy watching football.

[doddisalegend]

Who was the utter pipe who told everyone reading were losing?

 

Apparently solent said that Sky(?) had made a mistake and reported that Forest had scored...no doubt said pipe had been checking his phone and seen that before the mistake was rectified

[Ian the Red]

Who was the utter pipe who told everyone reading were losing?

 

Yep, absolute wa*&er!! There were 2 infront of me more interested in the Hoof Ham and Reading match than our game. In fact one of tehm missed the first 2 goals cos he looking at his Iphone!! C ock! Why do people not understand that if we win our games we are promoted and do not have to rely on others!!!

[corky morris]

I got p1$$ed off with the Pompey songs last night.

F u c k them! Who gives a ****?

[Ian the Red]

Heard someone shout "Guly you fking useless c\/nt" last night before he'd even touched the ball :/

 

But that has been very true of late!! Guly has continually underperformed since Xmas.

[keithd]

Well it stands to reason does it not? There's enough on here that talk utter sheeite so naturally they will take it to the game with them. I just get drunk and block them out as white noise.

[Toomer]

Can't be too careful

 

Don,t worry always have my GTN spray and 300mg Asprin with me just in case,

[influx]

To be fair i have read more drivel on here than I have ever heard at a match.

[rick1976.4.38]

Some idiot behind me last night in first half slagging off Billy Sharp every chance he got "f*cking useless fat ****" etc etc. Even him scoring only stopped him for about 5 mins. You couldn't make it up...

probably the same mong that was next to me at palace,had a word with him to shut it,my son told me to leave it but i was ready to deck him,thankfuly i saw sense and moved

[CFSFC]

Yep, absolute wa*&er!! There were 2 infront of me more interested in the Hoof Ham and Reading match than our game. In fact one of tehm missed the first 2 goals cos he looking at his Iphone!! C ock! Why do people not understand that if we win our games we are promoted and do not have to rely on others!!!

 

Doesn't seem that bad to me. Paid to watch saints and getting itchy feet about other games. Probably the majority of fans. I was checking all night.