pap Posted 17 April, 2012 Share Posted 17 April, 2012 As the season draws to a close, the amount of football being watched in Chez Pap has increased dramatically, particularly as a result of Liverpool's success in the two cups ( two of my scouse house are reds, unfortunately ). I have to say, I do not always reciprocate in the football watching stakes. Ms pap will dutifully watch every televised Saints game with me, showing enthusiasm at the appropriate moments. I tend to bundle up to the pap cave when she starts watching Liverpool. This is where my story begins. Every time I'm hiding away upstairs while she is watching Liverpool, our pooch unfailingly zooms upstairs - even going to the extent of scratching my door if it is shut, which in any other circumstance, she doesn't do. Only when Liverpool are playing. At first, I thought the dog might be an Evertonian. She is a scouse dog, after all. However, I snuck upstairs during the recent FA Cup Semi-Final Merseyside derby, and the pooch is scratching at the door again, so she doesn't like Everton either. The dog will sit and watch Saints games. Now really, I'm left with one of three conclusions. The first is that the dog simply doesn't enjoy seeing the normally immobile Ms pap fly from the sofa after the Reds get the ball in the back of the net. The second is that, like myself, the dog has tired of Ms pap's evangelical punditry and has decided to forgo it altogether. The final conclusion is that the dog is a Saints fan. I think she's a Saints fan. What do you reckon? Is your pet a Saints fan too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 18 April, 2012 Share Posted 18 April, 2012 Alas the three females ( wife and two cats ) who live with me are not even Football fans so no they don't support Saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 Rule 1 pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 My cats are all season ticket holders and went to middlesborough dressed as dogs to Show how mad they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 No Turkish, they went to Middlesboro to get away from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 No, but my son has a stuffed monster toy that apparently supports the Skates. I think he does this to wind me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 My cat is named after Markus. He must suopport the Saints. My dog gets double food when Saints win but gets beaten up when we lose. He wishes that I supported Man United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 25 April, 2012 My cats are all season ticket holders and went to middlesborough dressed as dogs to Show how mad they are. I would be disappointed if they were not dressed as Nazis wearing large foam paws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 No Turkish, they went to Middlesboro to get away from you. I was there fella, not sure what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 I would be disappointed if they were not dressed as Nazis wearing large foam paws Nazi dogs, naturally. Meowing to the tune of Deutschland Erwache obviously OWTSGMI all the way there and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 25 April, 2012 Nazi dogs, naturally. Meowing to the tune of Deutschland Erwache obviously OWTSGMI all the way there and back. Before:- After? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 April, 2012 Share Posted 25 April, 2012 My parrots are most definitely Saints fans, because when we lose, they get punched. In fact, lose on Saturday, and I'll cut their wings off. The dogs are not Saints fans. The younger one ******ses himself at the slightest noise, me cheering a Saints goal coats the floor in doggy wee. I'm sure the older one went deaf deliberately after years of living with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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