Jesus Reigned Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 Morning all, It's my wife's birthday next Saturday, and as usual I've left it late to think about her present(s). I've got her one already, but am struggling for further inspiration! Anyone got any decent ideas; looking at approx the £50 mark? She's mid-thirties if that helps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 A 12" Black Rubber Cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 Just spoil her. Breakfast in bed followed by a hot bath with Bath Salts/Bubble bath then follow it by showering her with Roses/Flowers. The a meal at her favourite restaurant where you give her the 12" rubber cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 Arrange a suprise bukkake party for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 Buy her a scrubbing brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 (edited) Most people have got enough 'stuff' already. Take her somewhere and do something out the ordinary, even if its just lunch and a walk in the New Forest. Lunch in ther bar here is good http://www.themasterbuilders.co.uk/ Edited 16 April, 2012 by buctootim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 How strange, I thought that this was posted in the Lounge not the Muppet section. Sensible answers are what the man wants not a lot of childish mumblings. Mods - it is about time you cracked down on idiots like some of the above, if you can't or won't then perhaps you should perhaps consider resigning??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 How strange, I thought that this was posted in the Lounge not the Muppet section. Sensible answers are what the man wants not a lot of childish mumblings. Mods - it is about time you cracked down on idiots like some of the above, if you can't or won't then perhaps you should perhaps consider resigning??? In fairness I was being serious with the spoil her idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 Give her a pearl necklace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 In fairness I was being serious with the spoil her idea. As was Dog with the 12" rubber cock idea. Have you read any of his other posts ? Just look at his avatar FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbattigger Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 Mrs D here, from a female perspective Colinjb is spot on. Spoiling is the way to go if you don't normally get her breakfast in bed or buy flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 What have you got her already? How about her favourite perfume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Reigned Posted 16 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 April, 2012 What have you got her already? How about her favourite perfume? Got her a neclace (not a pearl one); but she chose that herself! Was actually thinking perfume was the way forward; will maybe get her something different, not sure what all the kids are wearing these days?! Also booked to go for a meal on Friday at Turtle Bay, which I've heard good things about, so at least I'm trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 Got her a neclace (not a pearl one); but she chose that herself! Was actually thinking perfume was the way forward; will maybe get her something different, not sure what all the kids are wearing these days?! Also booked to go for a meal on Friday at Turtle Bay, which I've heard good things about, so at least I'm trying! Chanel is the way forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 I think I read somewhere that DSM offers a stripogram service, fully rubbed down in baby oil, wearing a thong. I think it was Jillyanne who gave the recomendation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 16 April, 2012 Share Posted 16 April, 2012 I think I read somewhere that DSM offers a stripogram service, fully rubbed down in baby oil, wearing a thong. I think it was Jillyanne who gave the recomendation. Knows a thing about pussies too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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