Thedelldays Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 (edited) http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/64909/IM-A-SEX-ADDICT-25-year-old-woman-with-medical-condition-slept-with-1000-men.html Edited 9 November, 2008 by Thedelldays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 Bin Laden is hiding between her legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 No but it is a medical condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 I'd like to offer her my services, I also have a medical condition which is the complete opposite, chalk & cheese and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 She has obviously exhausted her local community, and no one will touch her with a barge pole now, so the best thing to do, is sell your story to the National Press, and judging by all the responses at the bottom of that article, she has just secured her next few thousand 'buddies'. She could just move town and start all over again. I fail to believe that she is 100% of the time 'careful' if her 'disease' is that bad, Im sure if she had a man with his wang out in front of her, she would not stop because he didnt have a rubber. I bet she is disease riddled up! She sleeps with an average of over 10 people a month. 1000 people in 8 years (since she lost her virginity as a surprisingly high age of 17 - for a Essex bird!) Why would anyone go out with her? Her new boyfriend - Wayne, must have some serious self respective issues. It has failure written all over it. On the plus side for him though, I bet she is a right dirter. SHe would spit on it and everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 Another one... http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/5651/Woman-has-200-orgasms-a-day-Sarah-Carmen-suffers-from-Permanent-Sexual-Arousal-Syndrome-PSAS.html Right, if ever I become single, I now know the way forward. I am going to 'pretend' to be a sex addict and go to one of these Sex Annonomous meeting. Befriend the best looking girls and hey presto, instant sex on a tap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisthehulk Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 By Niall. Posted November 9 2008 at 12:01 PM. I'm 32 and still a virgin, as well as a bit chubby with short arms. Any chance you can help me meet this lady? Ponty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 The News of the World is, after all, a highly respected journalistic work. To the people who say "why would anyone go out with her", perhaps that's masking your own insecurities, not her boyfriends. Mayve she's a really nice person with great prospects. Maybe not, but who knows? Maybe people feel sorry for her and realise it's not her fault, or similar? My dad worked on ships for a decade or so and he reaclls vividly that the wife of the first engineer was a nymphomaniac. He's recounted the tale a couple of times so it clearly sticks out in his mind (and no, he didn't sleep with her, my mum was on board on this occasion!). This woman had only been aboard an hour or so when my mum went to get something from the second engineers cabin, only to find her in there, with him, supposedly innocently but it was clear that the woman was frustrated at anyone elses presence. Apparently it was like this for a few weeks. In the end, my parents just felt really sorry for them - of course, the engineer, but also her. They seem to feel, at least, that she couldn't help it and that it is indeed genuine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 What's yellow and dangerous? The discharge leaking out of my knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 Knee Ligament condition? I am a sex addict, have managed to be off it for a year or so, but fear i may cheat it each night with some self love, like a smoker inhaling other peoples smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 The comments are funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 The News of the World is, after all, a highly respected journalistic work. To the people who say "why would anyone go out with her", perhaps that's masking your own insecurities, not her boyfriends. Mayve she's a really nice person with great prospects. Maybe not, but who knows? Maybe people feel sorry for her and realise it's not her fault, or similar? My dad worked on ships for a decade or so and he reaclls vividly that the wife of the first engineer was a nymphomaniac. He's recounted the tale a couple of times so it clearly sticks out in his mind (and no, he didn't sleep with her, my mum was on board on this occasion!). This woman had only been aboard an hour or so when my mum went to get something from the second engineers cabin, only to find her in there, with him, supposedly innocently but it was clear that the woman was frustrated at anyone elses presence. Apparently it was like this for a few weeks. In the end, my parents just felt really sorry for them - of course, the engineer, but also her. They seem to feel, at least, that she couldn't help it and that it is indeed genuine. Yet he still didnt have a go? Thats dedication that is. Permission granted and still remains faithful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints-cris Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 I don’t keep a tally because I’m not a slut Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Maybe people feel sorry for her and realise it's not her fault. And she bends over to receive that sympathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Pretty sure she it says she is a manager of some sort. I bet the interview process is quite interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 I bet the interview process is quite interesting I don't know but when I phoned her place for a job in her department they asked if I was prepared to go to Plymouth, I said "why is that where the job is ?" they replied "No thats the back of the queue !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 I don't know but when I phoned her place for a job in her department they asked if I was prepared to go to Plymouth, I said "why is that where the job is ?" they replied "No thats the back of the queue !!" :smt042 Tell you what, if I were single and a little hard up on my luck and I came across her (pardon the pun), I probably would. Although saying that, it would be like throwing a hotdog up the high street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 For you, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 For you, yes. He is a porker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 For you, yes. He is a porker. Why yes my girth is a phenominal size, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Ginger doesn't look ginger imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 More of a dark blonde / light brown eh Robsk?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Just added her as a friend on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Just added her as a friend on Facebook. Ooooooooo, aren't you the little brainiac *sends home e.mail reminding me to do the same* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Ooooooooo, aren't you the little brainiac *sends home e.mail reminding me to do the same* Lol. The great thing is she lives in Dagenham. Thats on my train journey home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 Lol. The great thing is she lives in Dagenham. Thats on my train journey home! Nice, bad day at the office, stop off for a quick blowie on your way home. Bound to cheer you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints11 Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 The News of the World is, after all, a highly respected journalistic work. To the people who say "why would anyone go out with her", perhaps that's masking your own insecurities, not her boyfriends. Mayve she's a really nice person with great prospects. Maybe not, but who knows? Maybe people feel sorry for her and realise it's not her fault, or similar? My dad worked on ships for a decade or so and he reaclls vividly that the wife of the first engineer was a nymphomaniac. He's recounted the tale a couple of times so it clearly sticks out in his mind (and no, he didn't sleep with her, my mum was on board on this occasion!). This woman had only been aboard an hour or so when my mum went to get something from the second engineers cabin, only to find her in there, with him, supposedly innocently but it was clear that the woman was frustrated at anyone elses presence. Apparently it was like this for a few weeks. In the end, my parents just felt really sorry for them - of course, the engineer, but also her. They seem to feel, at least, that she couldn't help it and that it is indeed genuine. You are a bundle of laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 You are a bundle of laughs Thats Robsk for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 She rejected my offer of 'friendship'. She also took her avatar off, and totally upped the privacy of her profile. Seems like a few hundred other people had my idea. That'll learn her to make a few bob from a tabloid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 She rejected my offer of 'friendship'. She also took her avatar off, and totally upped the privacy of her profile. Seems like a few hundred other people had my idea. That'll learn her to make a few bob from a tabloid. And you have just proved that her 'illness' is infact that she is just a s|ut. If it were an illness, she would have accepted the lot of friend requests and diarised them accordingly. All attention seeking IMO. I would be surprised if she has slept with more than 100 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 And you have just proved that her 'illness' is infact that she is just a s|ut. If it were an illness, she would have accepted the lot of friend requests and diarised them accordingly. All attention seeking IMO. I would be surprised if she has slept with more than 100 people. Exactly. OK what can we solve next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 What about this one? Another one... http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/5651/Woman-has-200-orgasms-a-day-Sarah-Carmen-suffers-from-Permanent-Sexual-Arousal-Syndrome-PSAS.html Right, if ever I become single, I now know the way forward. I am going to 'pretend' to be a sex addict and go to one of these Sex Annonomous meeting. Befriend the best looking girls and hey presto, instant sex on a tap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 Ok, this article is about Sarah Carmen; and I added her as a friend. Will be nice to see how this pans out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 November, 2008 Share Posted 11 November, 2008 Ok, this article is about Sarah Carmen; and I added her as a friend. Will be nice to see how this pans out. I bet she gushes when she see's you have added her as a friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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