Spades Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 The guy is a big fans favourite... But he has no song! Surely someone can come up with something simple so we can show our appreciation?
Crab Lungs Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 Our Jos, in the middle of defence (for the umpteenth time)
Spades Posted 10 April, 2012 Author Posted 10 April, 2012 Havn't heard that one being sung, Ben! On another note... You need to email me details on santos for next season... If its still going ahead
jawillwill Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 Our Jos, in the middle of defence (for the umpteenth time) It'd work better if Jos rhymed with house. Or defence rhymed with street. Or Jos rhymed with defence.
This Charming Man Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 The guy is a big fans favourite... But he has no song! Surely someone can come up with something simple so we can show our appreciation? Serves him right for having a daft name.
Saint-Armstrong Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 "We all dream of a team of Jos Hooiveld's! A team of Jos Hooiveld's! A team of Jos Hooiveld's!" repeat
yorkie Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 He's big He's Dutch He'll kick you in the crutch Jos Hooivelt Jos Hooivelt
Saint Stimp Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 He's big He's Dutch He'll kick you in the crutch Jos Hooivelt Jos Hooivelt Surely this only works if one of their players picks up an injury?
Benj Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 He's big, he's red. He's got a square head. Jos Hooiveld. Jos Hooiveld
Block 5 Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos, Jos, Jos is all you need. (You know the tune)
Sparky_Mark Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 Jos, Jos will tear you apart again and repeat
Colbury Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 He's big, he's red. He's got a square head. Jos Hooiveld. Jos Hooiveld Gets my vote. Might not need the "Jos" though.
Turkish Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 (edited) he's got a fuking square head To the tune of Yellow Submarine From a place quite at away, came a man with a square shaped head And he played in our defence, and his name is Hooliveld jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head! A f*cking square shaped head, Jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head. Edited 10 April, 2012 by Turkish
raucebysaint Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 Jos Hooiveld wooooooooooh woooh woh oh Jos Hooiveld wooooooooooh woooh woh oh He wears number 26 Keeps strikers away from our sticks Jos Hooiveld wooooooooooh woooh woh oh
saintmatt Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos, Jos, Jos is all you need. (You know the tune) Love it!
raucebysaint Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos, Jos, Jos is all you need. (You know the tune) far better than my effort - this would work..
Miltonaggro Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 To the tune of Yellow Submarine From a place quite at away, came a man with a square shaped head And he played in our defence, and his name is Hooliveld jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head! A f*cking square shaped head, Jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head. This gets my vote, it would also act as a motivational aid...
Ex Ringwood Saint Posted 10 April, 2012 Posted 10 April, 2012 Still reckon something to the tune of "who let the dogs out.." like "Hoolivelds the dogs nuts..hoo hoo....." etc....cough cough....
Gemmel Posted 11 April, 2012 Posted 11 April, 2012 The I I Ippy tune; You will never beat Jos Hooliveld in the air You will never beat Jos Hooliveld in the air Co's he's got a big fat square head And he'll put you on your death bed If you try and beat Jos Hooliveld in the air
jasonb Posted 11 April, 2012 Posted 11 April, 2012 All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos, Jos, Jos is all you need. (You know the tune) Would it be sung at its usual pace though??? I can't imagine everyone doing the brass sections in-between the first two lines... actually.. might be quite amusing... All You Need is Jos. (De de ner ne ner) All You Need is Jos. (De de ner ne ner) All You Need is Jos, Jos,... Jos is all you need. Or how about instead of the (De de ner ne ner)... Clap, clap, clap, clap
SaintIT Posted 11 April, 2012 Posted 11 April, 2012 All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos. All You Need is Jos, Jos, Jos is all you need. (You know the tune) This.
The Quiff Posted 12 April, 2012 Posted 12 April, 2012 To the tune of "3 Lions"... "Hooiveld on his shirt, Saints hard man defender, Feels no pain or hurt, He says no surrender, He's Jos Hooiveld,He's Jos Hooiveld, He's Hooiveld,he is Jos Hooiveld..."
deadpanmatt Posted 12 April, 2012 Posted 12 April, 2012 I still think 'Jos, ah-aaaah, he'll save every one of us!' to the tune of flash is the way forward
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