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Went upto Palace yesterday with a number of fella's who were following Saints when I was just a twinkle in the old mans eye. Got talking about times gone by and this old sing song got an airing and it just felt so right for what is about to happen to our near neighbours.

 

There is a team in Hampshire,

they play in division 3,

they are not very good and they are poor financially,

the few supporters that they got are not all that tough,

and if you have not guessed their name...

Their name is Portsmouth.

 

Apparently it has to be followed by a laughing sailor style "MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!" which I must admit in our beer fuelled state was very amusing. I'm sure there will be a few who write this off immediately, but it certainly beats the "We are the Pompey, HATERS" shít. Anyone remember it from back in the day?

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Griffo won't like it.

 

Why? Sounds a lot more like an English football song than jumping around shouting 'whooooah' to a tune and drum.

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Why? Sounds a lot more like an English football song than jumping around shouting 'whooooah' to a tune and drum.

 

I dont feel you're fully embracing multicutrualism on the terraces somehow mate.

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Why? Sounds a lot more like an English football song than jumping around shouting 'whooooah' to a tune and drum.

 

Did they sing a palace song? Very strange!!

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If we're going to resurect an old chant, there is only one - Woolston Ferry!!

 

I'd rather the Hythe ferry.

Posted
If we're going to resurect an old chant, there is only one - Woolston Ferry!!

 

Except that it's a sh1t song and completely irrelevant to most of today's fans. Leave it in the archives.

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Except that it's a sh1t song and completely irrelevant to most of today's fans. Leave it in the archives.

 

Except that its a major part of the history of the city that our football club represents.

 

Newcastle for example sing about the Blaydon Races all the time. No reason we shouldn't sing Woolston Ferry.

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Except that its a major part of the history of the city that our football club represents.

 

Newcastle for example sing about the Blaydon Races all the time. No reason we shouldn't sing Woolston Ferry.

 

Except that it's a sh1t song and completely irrelevant to most of today's fans.

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Those were the days my friend we took the fratton end

 

 

although not strictly true :o

 

 

everywhere we go

people want to know

who we are

so we tell them

we're the boys in red n white

love to sing love to fight

woooah woooah

SOUTHAMPTON

 

 

and whatever happened to good old

 

southerners southerners southerners

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I can't read and I cant write but that dont really matter

Coz I come from Southampton and I can drive a tractor

I can plough and milk a cow and drink a great big mower

But the thing that I love best is being a strawberry grower

Ohhh ahhhh ohhhh ahhh you should be a Southerner.

 

 

Sung by floppy haired dins at the back of the Mlton in the early 90s clearly not realising it was actually taking the p*ss out of themselves.

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Except that it's a sh1t song and completely irrelevant to most of today's fans. Leave it in the archives.

 

At least Spurs, Liverpool, Stoke etc won't copy it. It's fully our. I'd love to hear it belted out.

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We are Southampton the pride of the south

We hate all the bastards that come from Portsmouth

We only drink wiskey and bottles of brown

Southampton boys are in town

Posted
Went upto Palace yesterday with a number of fella's who were following Saints when I was just a twinkle in the old mans eye. Got talking about times gone by and this old sing song got an airing and it just felt so right for what is about to happen to our near neighbours.

 

There is a team in Hampshire,

they play in division 3,

they are not very good and they are poor financially,

the few supporters that they got are not all that tough,

and if you have not guessed their name...

Their name is Portsmouth.

 

Apparently it has to be followed by a laughing sailor style "MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!" which I must admit in our beer fuelled state was very amusing. I'm sure there will be a few who write this off immediately, but it certainly beats the "We are the Pompey, HATERS" shít. Anyone remember it from back in the day?

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it is the laughing policeman, not sailor.

 

Pedant watch over.

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Milton Agro?

 

"...'ello, 'ello, Southampton are back, Southampton are back, 'ello, 'ello..."

 

Promotion song 1978............................................................................................................./2012

Posted
If we're going to resurect an old chant, there is only one - Woolston Ferry!!

 

There's a small group of us that sing this at almost every home game. Knee's up mother brown is another that gets an airing too.

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Pompey, Pompey give us your answer do

Whats its like to go down to Division 2

 

(to the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy ...Bicycle made for two etc)

 

(actually it used to be 'stuck in Division 2' when we were lording it in the top division but the sentiment remains the same!!

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I can't read and I cant write but that dont really matter

Coz I come from Southampton and I can drive a tractor

I can plough and milk a cow and drink a great big mower

But the thing that I love best is being a strawberry grower

Ohhh ahhhh ohhhh ahhh you should be a Southerner.

 

 

Sung by floppy haired dins at the back of the Mlton in the early 90s clearly not realising it was actually taking the p*ss out of themselves.

 

That'll be me then :)

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I still don't think

 

'my old man'.....

 

Can be beaten.

 

Another beautiful terrace tune is

'You're going home in a f*cking ambulance'.

 

...'ampshire ambulance

 

surely?

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That'll be me then :)

 

I was a floppy haired din at the back of the Milton in that time but never sang or liked that song and thought it odd that anyone did.

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That'll be me then :)

 

When we played Millwall the other week, we walked into the 'Barrowboy' and almost immediately a couple of ****s at the bar started singing this. We all just turned round and walked out of the place realising it was probably full of more ****s. My mate wanted to string them up first but we talked him round. One of them you? :p

 

It does remind you that we've got more than our fair share of geeky fans.

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When we played Millwall the other week, we walked into the 'Barrowboy' and almost immediately a couple of ****s at the bar started singing this. We all just turned round and walked out of the place realising it was probably full of more ****s. My mate wanted to string them up first but we talked him round. One of them you? :p

 

It does remind you that we've got more than our fair share of geeky fans.

 

Your mate wanting to harm one of his own over a ****ed up song song makes him an even bigger dong IMHO.

Posted
When we played Millwall the other week, we walked into the 'Barrowboy' and almost immediately a couple of ****s at the bar started singing this. We all just turned round and walked out of the place realising it was probably full of more ****s. My mate wanted to string them up first but we talked him round. One of them you? :p

 

It does remind you that we've got more than our fair share of geeky fans.

 

 

Nah, too old and boring these days to be starting songs in pubs!

 

At the time (I was 14-15) I used to enjoy the back of the Milton... didn't have a care in the world and didn't read too much into the terrace songs of the time.. the nippers gobbing down from the family stand used to do my head in though :(

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Milton Agro?

 

Should be this to be fair- would great if we could rework it.

 

Don Revie said to Bill Shankley

Have you heard of the North bank Highbury?

Bill said no, i don't think so,

But I've heard of the Milton Agro.

 

Milton Agro, Milton Agro Ello Ello etc etc

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