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I was searching for a new torch last night and in my boredom was trying to find the most poweful torch on the market. The two most powerful, but still practical, I could find were an 85W torch that can light stuff up 1km away and another that can cook marshmallows at short range. It struck me that only a man can appreciate stuff like that, like surround sound speakers and pen knives.

 

Anyone own any other decent man toys and gadgets?

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I have 3 in wall tannoy speakers £400 a pop to go into the wall either side and under a yet to be purchased 55" TV. I will buy more of these once I decide on in wall/in celing.

 

I have a high end 70s trio amp its so heavy I cannot pick it up, 2 x Quad 405/44......a pair of EAR509s.....a telescope

 

Thinking of buying BMW M3 but migt o instead for a 3 series diesel instead....then there is fishing gear, 2 x garden sheds.

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I do like a good drill. Have been coveting a 110V, 670W Bosch number for a while. Something capable of taking it to any material requirement.

 

http://www.toolbox.co.uk/bosch-gbm2321-1150w-two-16136-102756?utm_source=GoogleBase&utm_medium=GB&utm_campaign=GoogleBase

 

I also nearly cried when I lost my 5mm rachet shocket feel into my friend's car door. Sourcing a replacement wasn't an issue, but that horror of not being able to complete the job until another could be obtained. :(

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an axe (for chopping wood, not killing people), have been considering getting a chainsaw

 

5 types of saw (doesn't count if you need them for your job)

 

A spirit level longer than 3 feet

 

petrol powered strimmer

 

a fridge just for beer

 

I used to have a concrete mixer, but gave it away

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A razor, built for the purposes of shaving beards, not legs. No love, my razor is not for doing your legs, you have lady products to do that. I'm thinking of getting myself a cutthroat razor, that'd stop her shaving her legs with my damn razor.

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As the only male in the house, I tend to get spoiled by the girls.

 

For starters, I have a man cave, locally referred to as the Fortress of Solitude. I hide up here whenever they are watching reality shows and the like. It is equipped with numerous pieces of tech, 2 LED screens, 1 LCD screen and most importantly, a beer fridge.

 

Most of my bloke stuff is geeky stuff.

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As the only male in the house, I tend to get spoiled by the girls.

 

For starters, I have a man cave, locally referred to as the Fortress of Solitude. I hide up here whenever they are watching reality shows and the like. It is equipped with numerous pieces of tech, 2 LED screens, 1 LCD screen and most importantly, a beer fridge.

 

Most of my bloke stuff is geeky stuff.

 

Every man must have a den / cave / shed to hide in. Mine is full of toys and odds and sods that I have at one time in my life thought that I couldn't live without. PS3s, flat screen tv, remote control everything, scalectrix, all my old star wars gear and lego from childhood. My nephews absolutely love it.

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Every man must have a den / cave / shed to hide in. Mine is full of toys and odds and sods that I have at one time in my life thought that I couldn't live without. PS3s, flat screen tv, remote control everything, scalectrix, all my old star wars gear and lego from childhood. My nephews absolutely love it.

 

Yeah, they're a good job. Mine is literally our box room and also has assorted crap from around the house in it, so it's not ace for visitors - although the dog spends a lot of her time here.

 

My least favourite time was when the dog did a "dirty protest". Laminate flooring, so no lasting mess. Still, an afternoon of bleaching and cleaning on my knees - while the dog looked on with an amused expression on her face.

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Along the same lines as the Maglite, a Cricket Bat, stored under the bed in case of intruder.

 

I keep an ENORMOUS strap on dildo for such circumstances. If anyone breaks in I just stick it on, go down stairs and say, "good evening. I've been expecting you." The bloke would run a mile.

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I keep an ENORMOUS strap on dildo for such circumstances. If anyone breaks in I just stick it on, go down stairs and say, "good evening. I've been expecting you." The bloke would run a mile.

 

It's weird that u need a strap on dildo tho. You have no penis?

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A razor, built for the purposes of shaving beards, not legs. No love, my razor is not for doing your legs, you have lady products to do that. I'm thinking of getting myself a cutthroat razor, that'd stop her shaving her legs with my damn razor.

 

Got an easier answer to that problem DIVORCE or grow a BEARD.

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I've got a screwdriver, somewhere. The dude what come to assemble my bedstead left it behind. Also when I moved in I found a box of cigars hidden on top of the kitchen cupboards. I ain't smoked 'em or nothing cos I don't want to get cancers, but it's pretty butch just to have 'em. Sometimes I put one in my mouth when I'm watching tv and pretend to be in A Team.

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I ain't smoked 'em or nothing cos I don't want to get cancers, but it's pretty butch just to have 'em. Sometimes I put one in my mouth when I'm watching tv and pretend to be in A Team.

 

That, right there, is the true definition of cool.

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Swiss Army Knives are geeky, not cool.

 

I would say all my ice hockey gear is pretty manly, especially given the fact you can't wash it so it has a couple of years of accumulated sweaty smell...

That and my Mackie SRM-450 PA speakers.

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As the only male in the house, I tend to get spoiled by the girls.

 

For starters, I have a man cave, locally referred to as the Fortress of Solitude. I hide up here whenever they are watching reality shows and the like. It is equipped with numerous pieces of tech, 2 LED screens, 1 LCD screen and most importantly, a beer fridge.

 

Most of my bloke stuff is geeky stuff.

 

I too have a pap cave (minus a pap) which I try to dominate however it keeps getting invaded by laundry, other halfs work stuff, toddler toys, random friends on sleepovers etc etc.

 

It has various old PCs, consoles, LCD TV and PS3 etc, electric guitar and amp, (+rockband ps3 gear), general geeky stuff stored away (some in the loft) An Atari Jaguar collection, not yet complete, games workshop stuff too.

 

Also have a surfboard, bodyboard, loads of scuba gear, petrol lawnmower, circular saw, used to have chainsaw, Marin mountain bike (hardly used), got a big black Maglite but left the batteries in too long and its all corroded inside (anyone know how to fix this?), a Leatherman multitool (superior to Swiss army knife imo)...

 

Would love to have a garage or massive shed to hide in and fill with more cr*p. Don't have a beer fridge, motorbike, boat or car.

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