Bad Wolf Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Just a thought but if we get a penalty IF and when we're crowned Champions, should we let Kelvin take it?? He has been such a fantastic servant to the club and a goal under his belt would just be the cherry on the icing on the cake for someone who will go down as a Saints legend IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Jose wants to take it as he hasnt scored yet this season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 What a bizarre thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 This kind of reminds me of, who do we want in Semis after we beat Chesterfield/Stockport/etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 (edited) It would be nice if my daughter be allowed to take any penalty under th:rolleyes:ese circumstances.... She can kick a ball better than Uncle Kelvin;) Suggest that if more than one comes our way..share them round the deserving cases.. Edited 30 March, 2012 by ottery st mary SPELLIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derry Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Lambert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint.tom.clancy Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 No need to take the p!ss and get Kelvin on it. Maybe one of the other outfield players if they really want it - other than that, Lambert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Perhaps we can create some kind of mechanical moving statue of Marcus Lieberr and get that to take it, obviously being remote controlled by his widow or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 I think season ticket holders should take it, but only one's that don't leave early or eat vegetarian food. After that, season ticket holders plus ones (same rules re leaving early and vegi food), then two weeks later it can go to general supporters who have been to 7 or more away games BUT they must collect the ball themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 My mate Morgan..for his continued effort , improvement..AND his undoubted talent... My daughter is willing to step aside ..as she believes he is also very good looking lad:rolleyes: BUT can he shoot straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambol2K9 Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Perhaps we can create some kind of mechanical moving statue of Marcus Lieberr and get that to take it, obviously being remote controlled by his widow or something. Hahaha brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 No. It's disrespectful to our opponents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 We should let all the Japanese fans come on the pitch to take the penalty but in fact it will actually be a trap. Once they're all on the pitch, the police can rush on and arrest them all for invading the pitch. Issue them with lifetime bans and job done. SMS will be purged of the Japanese, placard waving, bandwagon jumping nutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 This is about as likely as a Cork hat-trick.......never gonna happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 It would be nice if my daughter be allowed to take any penalty under th:rolleyes:ese circumstances.... She can kick a ball better than Uncle Kelvin;) Suggest that if more than one comes our way..share them round the deserving cases.. Excellent idea. Raffle them off for charity, or all donations to The Saints Foundation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Whilst I can understand the sentiment, it could be interpreted as arrogant and disrespectful of the opposition, a bit like Ronnie O'Sullivan a few years back playing left-handed against whoever-it-was. Look at who that team is most likely to be - Coventry. They are going to be relegated. Its desperately rude and disrespectful to a team fighting for survival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Excellent idea. Raffle them off for charity, or all donations to The Saints Foundation. Do not let Pompey near this idea.....I am led to believe they never pay up to charities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Red Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 It will be Rickie, he's close to being the top scorer since the 'Championship' began... *if the info provided on another thread about this subject is correct!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Whilst I can understand the sentiment, it could be interpreted as arrogant and disrespectful of the opposition, a bit like Ronnie O'Sullivan a few years back playing left-handed against whoever-it-was. Look at who that team is most likely to be - Coventry. They are going to be relegated. Its desperately rude and disrespectful to a team fighting for survival. Whilst not a fan of or expert on snooker I seem to remember hearing that O'Sullivan is totally ambidextrous and can play with either hand if the ball position requires it.Used to be touted as one of his strengths because it made difficult positions easier. Pity the bloke has the attention span of a 10 year old girl nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggles31 Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Let Cortese bang one in the top corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Troy Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 i would love to see kelvin score but a tiny bit **** taking i think and i would be praying for him to hit the post the rebound to go to one of their team who scores a 70yr goal making us look like deserved muppets! its a good idea but not hugely classy when thought about for a bit. that said if he tried to backheel it and scored then it would be cool and therefore so **** takey that i wouldnt care. in summary. if taken normally... Lambert. If back heel.... Kelvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Let Cortese bang one in the top corner. He can do that once the game is finished. I mean come on! he may run the club but there are children present. This isn't the final days of Rome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Whoever is crowned our bestest fan ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Whoever is crowned our bestest fan ever Turkish then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Perhaps we can create some kind of mechanical moving statue of Marcus Lieberr and get that to take it, obviously being remote controlled by his widow or something. A fitting tribute, good call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints-cris Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 If were 3-0 up with 5 minutes to go, I couldnt care less who takes it. Bring on Forecast I say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Bring back Pulis to take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Pretty sure we're not part of the decision making process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 I've always played in goal, so never scored a goal "in anger". After playing with the same team for about 10 years, we had a penalty, and being 7-0 up, I was invited to take it. After running the length of the pitch to take it, I smacked the kick as hard as I could, it hit the junction of post & bar. The other players where then party to the undignified sight of me sprinting back to the goal, as the ball remained in play. So in answer to the OP's question, NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Imagine if we needed a club to score a penalty for us to avoid relegation, get into playoffs etc and they let the goalie take it for a laff. People on here would go ballistic and melt down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasiak-9- Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Whilst I can understand the sentiment, it could be interpreted as arrogant and disrespectful of the opposition, a bit like Ronnie O'Sullivan a few years back playing left-handed against whoever-it-was. Look at who that team is most likely to be - Coventry. They are going to be relegated. Its desperately rude and disrespectful to a team fighting for survival. Agreed. Although if Lambert is off the pitch for whatever reason then letting Jose have it is perfectly fine as for all we and they know he's our 2nd penalty taker anyway. Its kind of a curious thing that we've never actually had a penalty to be taken when Lambert happened to have been subbed or injured for whatever reason actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 No. It's disrespectful to our opponents. I agree, it'll all kick off if this happens. Try to take the **** out of other professionals and you're liable to get kicked up in the air. Kelvin's got more class than to take it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Whilst I can understand the sentiment, it could be interpreted as arrogant and disrespectful of the opposition, a bit like Ronnie O'Sullivan a few years back playing left-handed against whoever-it-was. Look at who that team is most likely to be - Coventry. They are going to be relegated. Its desperately rude and disrespectful to a team fighting for survival. Spot on, we'd look like arrogant pricks letting our keeper take a pen. Not that anyone would ever seriously suggest the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggles31 Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Reading let Murty take a penalty in the last game of their 106 season as he was the only one who hadn't scored in the starting line up or something. Imagine Pompey being relegated by GD because Kelvin had blasted a penalty to row Z of the Northam in the 96th minute against Coventry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwantsapint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Would love us to need to get a point from last 3 games & KD to go up for last minute corner against mboro & score equaliser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Reading let Murty take a penalty in the last game of their 106 season as he was the only one who hadn't scored in the starting line up or something. Imagine Pompey being relegated by GD because Kelvin had blasted a penalty to row Z of the Northam in the 96th minute against Coventry. It's beginning to have appeal already .... but only if these circumstances are in play ...... hell, i reckon even SRLSGM might be tempted to do the same!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Reading let Murty take a penalty in the last game of their 106 season as he was the only one who hadn't scored in the starting line up or something. Imagine Pompey being relegated by GD because Kelvin had blasted a penalty to row Z of the Northam in the 96th minute against Coventry. If that was the case then any debate about Kelvin being a legend or not would be over. Get the key to the city back from Le Tiss and give it to Davis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingwing Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 I had a dream that pomp at home would be some sort of 9-0 fest with them going down to 7 men. It finishes with their keeper being the 4th man sent off in the 90th with the whole crowd chanting for Kelvin to run up and smash home the 9th goal, which he does followed by a lap of the stands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Without a Halo Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 We should let all the Japanese fans come on the pitch to take the penalty but in fact it will actually be a trap. Once they're all on the pitch, the police can rush on and arrest them all for invading the pitch. Issue them with lifetime bans and job done. SMS will be purged of the Japanese, placard waving, bandwagon jumping nutters. Er surely anyone is allowed to support Saints and we should be encouraging more support if we wish to be truly successful. You should learn to be more tolerant. Who are you to decide who should and should not support the Saints anyway as for your description of the Japanese fans, enough said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Er surely anyone is allowed to support Saints and we should be encouraging more support if we wish to be truly successful. You should learn to be more tolerant. Who are you to decide who should and should not support the Saints anyway as for your description of the Japanese fans, enough said! Unbelievably someone has fallen for the bait. Some of the worst tolling ever seen and he still manages to reel someone in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 I think if we were 3-0 up and it was late in the game. Give it to Jose or Cork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Rupert Lowe should be allowed to take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Bring back Matty for 1 game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 I've always played in goal, so never scored a goal "in anger". After playing with the same team for about 10 years, we had a penalty, and being 7-0 up, I was invited to take it. After running the length of the pitch to take it, I smacked the kick as hard as I could, it hit the junction of post & bar. The other players where then party to the undignified sight of me sprinting back to the goal, as the ball remained in play. So in answer to the OP's question, NO! Should have scored then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_lambden Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 NO. We'll get absolutely bollocked by everyone in football for it. It's looking likely at this stage that Coventry will have something to play for. Brighton's forum would blow up with the amount of people wetting themselves over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattio Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Perhaps we can create some kind of mechanical moving statue of Marcus Lieberr and get that to take it, obviously being remote controlled by his widow or something.LOL funniest thing I've read in a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Er surely anyone is allowed to support Saints and we should be encouraging more support if we wish to be truly successful. You should learn to be more tolerant. Who are you to decide who should and should not support the Saints anyway as for your description of the Japanese fans, enough said! Of course anyone is welcome to support Saints! Anyone who is white, male, Southern English, 16-50, earns more than £28k, wel l dressed, 8-18% body fat, can handle their beer, sings songs at the right speed, doesnt wear football shirts or silly fancy dress and, is not mental and wierd and doesn't eat at half time. Anyone like this is more than welcome. This list is not exhaustive so letd stick to the rule people and give us a fanbase that is the envy of the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender Posted 30 March, 2012 Share Posted 30 March, 2012 Picture this. Saints already champions and Coventry need a draw to stay up at Pompeys expense. KD steps up and tonks it into row FF of the Chapel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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