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Darren Gough to the Burns Unit!


Bearsy
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I see dat kid got sent to chokey for being all abusive about muamba. He probably deserved it, I dunno dat don't really interest me, but i got thinking that there's some people i want to be abusive about but i'm a bit frightened cos i don't want to go to jail! It would interfere with my social activities and also it seems a bit embarrassing being all in the Sun newspaper and that.

 

Anyway I'm going to America soon and i'm planning to hit some homies with impunity cos of Freedom Of Speech!

 

Here's who I've got so far:

 

Darren Gough - I don't like his accent, he sounds dumb! I don't like it when people sound all dumb and stuff!

Patrick Kielty - I don't like his face!

Paul Weller - I don't like his music!

Harry Potter - I don't like his acting!

 

These people are gonna get really seriously burned!

 

If anyone wants to get in on this I'm happy to burn some other people on your behalfs! Do not ignore this once in a lifetime opportunity!

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