Sour Mash Posted 3 April, 2012 Posted 3 April, 2012 We have even managed to find a way of speeding up 'who the f>ck is laughing now' and clapped all the way through it, despite it having a bit where you clap and a bit where you sing. Honestly, I think some of our fans must have clapped all the way through 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands', when they were kids. I can picture the mongs in the nursery now clap clap clap clap with the dispersing teacher trying to explain they should clap at the end. clap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clap Was saying that the other day. We've managed to take a decent idea for a song and turn it into a clap along 100mph mess.
saintj Posted 3 April, 2012 Posted 3 April, 2012 The SKATES are going down, the skates are going down and now you're going to believe us....
CWD Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Skates Skates wherever you may be Look out for the boys from HMRC You stole loads of cash To buy the FA Cup Now the Skates are going down as the Saints go Up!
RedAndWhite91 Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Some great suggestions but you know none will be sung. It'll just be 'Pay up P*mpey' which sounds exactly like their chant. We lack originality. Also agree about the clapping at one million miles per hour, it just ruins every song.
hypochondriac Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Use the FC United song: We're having a party when Pompey dies Tail on the donkey when Pompey dies Jelly and icecream when pompey dies Pass the parcel when pompey dies
Thedelldays Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 From here: that won't work...it does not go to the tune of "we are southampton, we're top of the league" this would be immense but it won't happen..it would be sung waaay too fast for it to catch on around the ground
Marsdinho Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 This is a football match right? Not an audition for Britain's go Choir's.
Sour Mash Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Some great suggestions but you know none will be sung. It'll just be 'Pay up P*mpey' which sounds exactly like their chant. We lack originality. Also agree about the clapping at one million miles per hour, it just ruins every song. If anyone sings that around me, they'll be told to shut up. Not massively bothered about originality, as long as its good. Would rather have something unoriginal, that is actually decent, than something that is original, but s***e. Hence copy most things off Man Utd I reckon!
Puffin Blades Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Imagine there's no Pompey Da da da da daaa It's easy if you try Da da da da daaa No skates among us Da da da da daaa And we're always live on sky Da da da da daaa Imagine all the soutcoast, wearing red and white Youoooooooo you may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one And I hope some dayyyyy you will join us And the south will be as one Southampton Southampton Southampton Reapeate to fade
jasoneuelllfanclub Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 why dont the mods start a poll and then we can see the most popular choices and therefore the ones which are mostly likely to be sung.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down.
harwellsaint Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. this is v.good
Golden Balls Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. Like
yamms_schmitz Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. This is very good.
MarkSFC Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 pompey owe one hundred mill, one hundred mill pompey cannot pay the bil cheating skate bast@rds and repeat
de-fence Posted 4 April, 2012 Posted 4 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. Yes!!!
JackanorySFC Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. Genius - main reason being there's no clapping involved! Up there with Citeh's U-N-I....T-E-D Sounds like ****ing debt to me With a nic mac paddy whack give the dog a bone Ocean Finance on the phone Only problem being it needs to be sung slow so they can hear the 3rd/ 4th lines.
trousers Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. We have a winner
yorkie Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 I'm only a poor little Scummer Who sits at the top of the League Pompey look sick Their fans are so thick And soon won't exist any more
Alwightmush Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 To the tune of Hollow, hollow, hollow, Pompey's success was f**ing hollow, Blew it all on one cup, With the Saints going up, and we're sending them back down below.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 ....only one Peter storrie! We don't want to be singing anything that gives them more of an excuse to mention Saggy.
Thedelldays Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 this is an atmosphere.. watch it from about 8.10 in...brilliant
Gemmel Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Wer'e Super Saints And We'll laugh like f@#k Cos your'e going down And Wer'e going up (Tune minus 10 who gives a fook)
supersonic Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. I wondered how long it would be before someone quoted my song. I'll deffo be singing it, but please NO CLAPPING!!!
Bearsy Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 I thought maybe we could be more magnanimous and less vitriolic. We're the big club, right? I think it would be a nice gesture: "We'll meet again, don't know where don't know wheeeeeeen"
Iowsaintsfan Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 I wondered how long it would be before someone quoted my song. I'll deffo be singing it, but please NO CLAPPING!!! Couldnt remember who quoted it before but it was genius tried starting it at Fratton in December and i just got stared at! will try again Saturday, COYR
Orange Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 To the tune of Hollow, hollow, hollow, Pompey's success was f**ing hollow, Blew it all on one cup, With the Saints going up, and we're sending them back down below. Great shout. Would love to hear this belted out.
suewhistle Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Blue Square, you'll soon be in the Blue Square, You'll soon be in the Blue Square, etc...
dubai_phil Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Surely it has to be time to drag out that old Bay City Rollers Classic. Bye Bye Pompey Pompey bye bye You're the one club in England that's crooked You bought the cup so .......Feck off and DIE aye aye aye
Nadia Sllim Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Steve Moran Steve Moran when he gets the ball he sure to score..................
dubai_phil Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Oh I'd rather be a scummer than stink of fish I'd rather be a Scummer than stink of fish Oh I'd rather be a Scummer Rather be a Scummer Rather be a Scummer than stink of fish
dellbert Posted 5 April, 2012 Posted 5 April, 2012 Was saying that the other day. We've managed to take a decent idea for a song and turn it into a clap along 100mph mess. Do we need a Clap Clinic?
ericb Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 Arabs came, Arabs went, you cant pay your f**king rent, with a nic nac paddy wack give the skates a pound, the tax mans back to shut you down. And then we can follow it with the old words to the song, P. O. M. P. E. Y pompey fans can fuc.king die, with a nic nac paddywack give the dog a bone, pompey fans go running home.
Crab Lungs Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 They took the p155 and they went bankrupt and I just can't seem to get enough of...... do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do H-M-R-C
dubai_phil Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 An easy one Championship? You're avin a larf Hmm actually on second thoughts Football League? You're avin a larf
Golden Balls Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 I wondered how long it would be before someone quoted my song. I'll deffo be singing it, but please NO CLAPPING!!! People will definitely clap. They clap the Jose Fonte chant ffs
The Fat Controller Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 Hosepipe ban means the skates cant wash, but the Smelly Skate b@stards they dont give a toss They've sold all their Heather cos it them brought no luck And when they go bankrupt, we wont give a f:)ck
Ed Rooney Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 Got to be Match of the day Match of the day We'll give you a wave on Match of the day That will wind them up big time
Thedelldays Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 Got to be Match of the day Match of the day We'll give you a wave on Match of the day That will wind them up big time haha quite like that
Turkish Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 I will pin my colours to the mast now and say that none of these, however good or crap they are will be sung tomorrow.
Thedelldays Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 I will pin my colours to the mast now and say that none of these, however good or crap they are will be sung tomorrow. I agree it will be... sha la la la la we are southampton, we're top of the league pompey's going down with no money in the bank westwood is a ****** when I was just a little boy come on you reds stand up if you hate pompey
richardc Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 to the tune of stand up if you etc...... How much for the FA Cup, how much for the FA Cup etc...
Turkish Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 I agree it will be... sha la la la la we are southampton, we're top of the league pompey's going down with no money in the bank westwood is a ****** when I was just a little boy come on you reds stand up if you hate pompey I reakon they'll be a rendition of "we can smell you over here" and "you're sh*t and you smell of fish" as well. that'll scare um.
Crab Lungs Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 We need some more Sloop John B. variants. We only have sixteen.
Thedelldays Posted 6 April, 2012 Posted 6 April, 2012 I reakon they'll be a rendition of "we can smell you over here" and "you're sh*t and you smell of fish" as well. that'll scare um. they will sing.. play up pompey hit a scummer with a brick run away blue army sha la la la....which will get well out sung 4-1, in your own back yard you've never won fuk all
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now