dronskisaint Posted 28 March, 2012 Share Posted 28 March, 2012 We're having a party when P*mpey dies... FC United of Manchester: 'Go bust' fits better...this was got going on Saturday and more joined in as they realised what was being sung. Not sure if it crossed the Block 39/40 border though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
standy Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 There'll be a Tesco store where Pompey used to play There'll be a Tesco store where Pompey used to play a Tesco store where Pompey, a Tesco store where Pompey, There'll be a Tesco store where Pompey used to play to the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Was it worth the was it worth the was it worth the FA cup was it worth the FA cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 I hope we win "really I do" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Dreading the gay wave we do for the Lallana chant as well as the Cortese chant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Kint Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 (edited) Bashley, you'll never beat Bashley... (In response to the inevitable "**** all, you've never won **** all") Edited 29 March, 2012 by Verbal Kint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 One Peter Storrie, There's only one Peter Storrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 This is off topic, but we all know it will happen... When they go, and they will definitely go! I think Southampton requires street parties, perhaps on the same day we parade the trophy (Complete with burning skate scarves hanging of the back of the bus!) At this street party, there must be natonal news, bon fires. Pompy dressed Guy Fawkes etc. Streets singing there is only one team in hampshire and everyone, singing, arm in arm, when the saints go marching in!!!" then edit and put on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Dreading the gay wave we do for the Lallana chant as well as the Cortese chant... Why do you give a **** what skates think of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Angel Gabriel Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Seen elsewhere. Killers tune What's that comin over the hill, Is it the Taxman, is it the Taxman. Repeat till exhausted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Halo* Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Seen elsewhere. Killers tune What's that comin over the hill, Is it the Taxman, is it the Taxman. Repeat till exhausted. Wasn't that by "The Automatic"? Would be good if we can replace the word "dirty" skate b^stards, with "cheating" skate b^stards in any appropriate lyrics. They really hate being called cheats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Keep it simple; We're havin' a party when Pompey die, Jelly and Ice cream when Pompey die, strippers and hookers when Pompey die, we havin a party when Pompey die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Wasn't that by "The Automatic"? Would be good if we can replace the word "dirty" skate b^stards, with "cheating" skate b^stards in any appropriate lyrics. They really hate being called cheats. You cheating skate bast&rds, we f^cken hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Halo* Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 You cheating skate bast&rds, we f^cken hate you. For sure. 'Cheating' to replace 'dirty' across the board. For the last of my three contributions of the day, to Chelsea's "Carefree": "Debt free, World Class Academy... We are the solvent Saints FC... you've got fat in ya pipes, and ya clock is still f^cked up, cos ya wasted half a billion on a f^ckin F.A. Cup!" ^^^(Needs to be sung sloooow-ly) ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs160 Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Liquidation, Liquidation, Ole ole ole Liquidation, Liquidation, Ole ole ole Liquidation, Liquidation, Ole ole ole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Bashley, you'll never beat Bashley... (In response to the inevitable "**** all, you've never won **** all") How about "you'll have no history" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Why do you give a **** what skates think of us? Good question, and why do the hundreds of people who've stopped doing it since they took the p155 at Fratton care as well ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Why do you give a **** what skates think of us? Just don't like the gay wave or the Cortese chant. They're both embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Just don't like the gay wave or the Cortese chant. They're both embarrassing. Coming soon. Saints foreva's 32 page dossier of which chants are prohibited and what actions may and may not be carried out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 29 March, 2012 Share Posted 29 March, 2012 Fratton Park is falling down, falling down, falling down, Build it up with Tesco stripes, f*ck off P*mpey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 We definitely need a song about their children/grandchildren growing up as Saints fans when Pompey are no more. That'd really hit them where it hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingySFC Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 Who the **** is laughing now............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 Were sending you down were sending you down you dirty/cheating skate bastards were sending you down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 We definitely need a song about their children/grandchildren growing up as Saints fans when Pompey are no more. That'd really hit them where it hurts When your children grow up, When your children grow up, Pompey won't exist, they won't have a side, Bring you kids to St.Marys and wear red and white with pride, When your children grow up. -"In your (insert town) slums" N initial dog **** effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 When your children grow up, When your children grow up, Pompey won't exist, they won't have a side, Bring you kids to St.Marys and wear red and white with pride, When your children grow up. -"In your (insert town) slums" N initial dog **** effort Sorry for stealing your idea but how about When your cheating club dies When your cheating club dies You wont have a ground or a football league side Your kids will be saints fans and smiling with pride When your cheating club dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 We want 8, we want 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 Pompey til July Your Pompey til July The FA CUP really f@cked you up now its Pompey cheats goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 Pompey til July Your Pompey til July The FA CUP really f@cked you up now its Pompey cheats goodbye Like. Short, simple and too the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersonic Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 if we are going to sing who the f*ck is laughing now, can we at least get it right. It's NOT clapping all the way through. Its: Shala la la la la la la (CLAP CLAP) Shala la la la la la la (CLAP CLAP) Shala la la la la la la (CLAP CLAP) Who the f*ck is laughing now. with the constant clapping all the way through, you can't actually hear the words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfcuk fan Posted 1 April, 2012 Share Posted 1 April, 2012 . If we really want to wind them up we should do something like this excellent stunt by Russian fans . The lions head is the opposing clubs flag and the p3nis is, well, its damn funny http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d4_1333228873 I'd love it if we could do that from blocks 1 - 3 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 Would love to sing WTFILN at them for 90 minutes like they did to us, but there's too many other songs that will get under their skin too. I was in block 1 for the cup game and I'll never forget the look on their faces and how quickly they stopped singing and looked away EVERY TIME when we waved money/wallets at them. Even at 4-1, you could see how much it pained them that we were still laughing at them. We need to take that to another level on Saturday. It's revenge time gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 One Peter Storrie, There's only one Peter Storrie Lol this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 Borrow, Borrow, Borrow Your going bust and rightly so All the money you took Off of your big foreign crooks, Now all you do is borrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasoneuelllfanclub Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 as long as reading don't beat leeds on friday then we should sing "we are southampton we are top of the league". It generates so much noise and will drown out the blue few. Watch you tube video of it being sung against brighton - incredible noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 To the tune of Blue Moon: Our shirt, Your sons will wear our shirt, Your sons will wear our shirt, Etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Kint Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 Borrow, Borrow, Borrow, Your FA cup was ****ing hollow All that money you took, from those bent foreign crooks And now your club is sat on death row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 Hark now hear Southampton sing As Pompey fade away And we won't fight them any more Cos they won't exist by May Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 (edited) you'll never play here again Edited 2 April, 2012 by Thedelldays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 So... Who's going to be that one guy wearing a suit made from (fake)cash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 # Tadanari Lee, Tadanari Lee, Got him on a free but now his foot's dodgy, Tadanari Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 (edited) A long shot but it would be fun I have this fascination No cause for deviation It's called Li - i - quidatiation Liquidation! Liquidation! Edited 2 April, 2012 by John Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggles31 Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 Utd fans were singing "City's cracking up, their cracking up, their cracking". To Footballs Coming Home. What about our own rendition "Pompey's going bust, their going bust, their going" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vince Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 Apologies to Salt & Pepa (and the Reading forum for the initial twist..) Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey Let's talk about VAT Lets talk about all the bills and staff you haven't paid lately..... Apologies to The Clash and the fine tune that is London Calling.... The tax man is coming, the ends zooming in, The clock is a-ticking, and cash is running thin, A squad bought on hp, but no one to blame? You cheating Skate b*stards, have you no shame Taxman calling, yeah, the're coming for you, And you know what they said, all of it is true, Taxman calling at the end of July, So after all this, won't you f*ck off and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 2 April, 2012 Share Posted 2 April, 2012 Apologies to Salt & Pepa (and the Reading forum for the initial twist..) Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey Let's talk about VAT Lets talk about all the bills and staff you haven't paid lately..... Very good. Although 'you've not paid lately' flows better. Still. It's not to the tune of Sloop John B so you've got no chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_DB Posted 3 April, 2012 Share Posted 3 April, 2012 I hate the way these tunes go round the clubs. Every few years it seems 1 tune gets used by every club, so boring and unimaginative. It's like all previous football tunes get forgotten. Did I miss a ruling from the FA that fans must only use this tune from 2010-2012? I completely agree, there aren't many songs you can say "oh, that's [club's] song" because everyone uses the same song and tweaks it to fit their own club. Of course we will have OWTS but every club is using that now. Time to write an original! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasper57saint Posted 3 April, 2012 Share Posted 3 April, 2012 To the tune of 'Bye Bye Blackbird' Pack up all your kit and go To the League Down below Bye Bye Pompey Repeat after every goal we score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 3 April, 2012 Share Posted 3 April, 2012 I still love the **** you all you pompey scum song although its now out of date with the references to harry and that but a few versus from there are still relevant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 3 April, 2012 Share Posted 3 April, 2012 i think the songs at this game will be grealy dictated by the way the game is going, if we are 1-0 down i can't see us singing "who the f*ck is laughing now" or "you'll never play here again" as a defeat to them would go a long way in assisting them with another game next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 April, 2012 Share Posted 3 April, 2012 i think the songs at this game will be grealy dictated by the way the game is going, if we are 1-0 down i can't see us singing "who the f*ck is laughing now" or "you'll never play here again" as a defeat to them would go a long way in assisting them with another game next season. It'll also be dictated by the total lack of originality and ability to sing any song that doesn't involve clapping like a coked up seal. This will mean we'll end up with the usuals such as OWTSGMI at 10000mph, When i was just a little boy, come on you reds and probably the hilarious "we can smell you over here" & "you're sh*t and you smell of fish" to really get under their skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 April, 2012 Share Posted 3 April, 2012 It'll also be dictated by the total lack of originality and ability to sing any song that doesn't involve clapping like a coked up seal. This will mean we'll end up with the usuals such as OWTSGMI at 10000mph, When i was just a little boy, come on you reds and probably the hilarious "we can smell you over here" & "you're sh*t and you smell of fish" to really get under their skin. We have even managed to find a way of speeding up 'who the f>ck is laughing now' and clapped all the way through it, despite it having a bit where you clap and a bit where you sing. Honestly, I think some of our fans must have clapped all the way through 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands', when they were kids. I can picture the mongs in the nursery now clap clap clap clap with the dispersing teacher trying to explain they should clap at the end. clap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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