Christmas is here

[Dog]

Judas.

Jesus has a stupid name, what good did he ever do? His mum was raped by Roman soldiers which makes him a bar steward, which explains why he attacked the Romans with his JeSuS Youth.

[saint_stevo]

my mate let his mrs put the decorations up yesterday.

 

i beat him with a spade

[SNSUN]

Penguinist.

 

Until you've had to share your bed with a penguin, you can't understand how horrific it is.

 

Of course, I'm not saying my missus is a penguin...

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Until you've had to share your bed with a penguin, you can't understand how horrific it is.

 

Of course, I'm not saying my missus is a penguin...

 

Evil little b**tards

 

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Of course, I'm not saying my missus is a penguin...

 

But, her legs are always positioned at 10 to 2

[Jillyanne]

Until you've had to share your bed with a penguin, you can't understand how horrific it is.

 

Of course, I'm not saying my missus is a penguin...

 

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I love penguins