bungle Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 I have some Walkers Turkey and Stuffing flavour crisps. This means that Christmas has begun. Are the Ginsters Xmas sandwiches out yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled this year for me, FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled this year for me, FACT. Christmas is cancelled for my cousin this year. And what does Jade Goody get? cremated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled for my cousin this year. And what does Jade Goody get? cremated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled this year for me, FACT. Don't tell me, he's working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Don't tell me, he's working. Yes, and new year. However I am going to Paris for new years with his best mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 I am going to Paris for new years with his best mate. Ooh La La, non Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Yes, and new year. However I am going to Paris for new years with his best mate. That will show him. More than one way to get your under carriage wet, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. I'm writing to Ofcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. I'm writing to Ofcom. Why not try Auscom and get theirs put back to the winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. And when Jesus was really born !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 And when Jesus was really born !! when was Jesus really born then? Was it Sept 1st? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 when was Jesus really born then? Was it Sept 1st? He's got you hook line and sinker hasn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Look, I wasn't there but read somewhere that there were Lambs in the field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Look, I wasn't there but read somewhere that there were Lambs in the field That was Alan Lamb and Beefy Botham. Old as the hills those two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 I saw my first mofo xmas advert for sky over the weekend. Xmas = utter tripe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 I hate Christmas. People are happy and i have to smile when i dont want to, i also am made to get out of bed worryingly early on Christmas morning. Also people who abbreviate Christmas down to Xmas should be shot in the face with a Chicken Gun. Colin Firth gonna smash you with his girth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. I'm writing to Ofcom. Hatch you feckin Pr*ck!.....we don't get summers like the poxy Aussies:rock: Instead of being cold and wet, It will be warm and wet!......And theres me thinking it was us (the blue few) who were the knuckle dragger's;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Hatch you feckin Pr*ck!.....we don't get summers like the poxy Aussies:rock: Instead of being cold and wet, It will be warm and wet!......And theres me thinking it was us (the blue few) who were the knuckle dragger's;) I like warm and wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 I like warm and wet Yes! but not only once a year:smt047 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Yes! but not only once a year:smt047 It has been a tough 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Anyone who pretends not to like Christmas is a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Wheelie? then i am a **** i ****ing hate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 The word Xmas is fine written, as long as it's not pronounced Exmas when spoken. X has been used as the symbol for Christ for almost 1000 years, by all religions, and most of us have seen the word Xian used in RE at school. The X in Xian is the same 'abbreviation' as the X in Xmas. Actually, as an atheist, I couldn't give a hoot how people pronounce it, but it seems to wind some people up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 May your God be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 i would rather crimbo than Xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 That's just wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 That's just wet. not warm and wet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 Why not try Auscom and get theirs put back to the winter? Their lines have been rammo'd since the whole cellar incident, so I doubt you will get through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 I had a turkey and stuffing sandwich for lunch today. Yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Share Posted 7 November, 2008 how many hours do you waste fake smiling and pretending you like stuff at CHRISTMAS? too f*cking many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tango Man Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 I have some Walkers Turkey and Stuffing flavour crisps. This means that Christmas has begun. Are the Ginsters Xmas sandwiches out yet? Just be carefull with the GINSTERS sandwiches..hope they are better than the so called Cornish Pasties they make..nothing relates to a Cornish Pasty and nobody who knows about Cornish pasties eat the beastly things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 Waitrose have a Xmas sandwich out. Turkey, bacon and cranberry sauce. It was quite nice, it wants to be for £3.40. God I'm bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 I had Christmas dinner with Tom O'Connor last year. True story. An intelligent man, used to be a maths teacher before going into comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bath Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 I had Christmas dinner with Tom O'Connor last year. True story. An intelligent man, used to be a maths teacher before going into comedy. Either you're a liar, or he is. On balance, I'd say it was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 Tom once taught at the same school as the father of Anne Robinson of "The Weakest Link" fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bath Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 Tom once taught at the same school as the father of Anne Robinson of "The Weakest Link" fame. Liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 I usually disagree with what Wilt Saint says but in this case I am sure he is 100% correct about Tom O conner being an ex teacher, sorry Bath Saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 Anyone who pretends not to like Christmas is a ****. I don't pretend not to like it, I actually really hate it. I think it's something to do with SAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 I won't be eating with Tom O'Connor this year because he is, apparently, spending the day with Bob Carolgees. Bob now owns a candleshop in Chesire and is going to have a well lit dining table. To be honest, I couldn't give a sh*t what Tom does for Christmas, he's a terrible drunk anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 tesco in millbrook have their xmas tree up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 Penguins are evil. They spy at me and make me nervous, I wonder what they're plotting. My missus loves penguins, she has dozens of stuffed, porcelain and china penguins scattered around the house. Freaks me out. Then I notice that in various garden centres, penguins seem to be the Christmas animal of choice. Nottcutts are the biggest culprit, their Christmas section is literally a nightmarish Hell, full of the evil little furry bastards. Down with penguins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 Penguins are evil. They spy at me and make me nervous, I wonder what they're plotting. My missus loves penguins, she has dozens of stuffed, porcelain and china penguins scattered around the house. Freaks me out. Then I notice that in various garden centres, penguins seem to be the Christmas animal of choice. Nottcutts are the biggest culprit, their Christmas section is literally a nightmarish Hell, full of the evil little furry bastards. Down with penguins. Penguinist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 I won't be eating with Tom O'Connor this year because he is, apparently, spending the day with Bob Carolgees. Bob now owns a candleshop in Chesire and is going to have a well lit dining table. To be honest, I couldn't give a sh*t what Tom does for Christmas, he's a terrible drunk anyway. Did he 'touch' you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 I'm really looking forward to Christmas.I've got my kids presents from Poundland. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces. Little bas*ards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 I'm really looking forward to Christmas.I've got my kids presents from Poundland. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces. Little bas*ards. This made me lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 I'm really looking forward to Christmas.I've got my kids presents from Poundland. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces. Little bas*ards. Even at the age of 25 my parents still insist on getting me a stocking. Brilliant when I was younger for the smaller presents, like WWF figures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures, but after the age of 10, they have been filled with cheap tat, and over the last 3 years (as I now have my own house) every year, they are filled with cheap tools from Poundland, which break after (and sometimes before) the first use! Still I grin and bear it, as they always give me a few hundred quid in cash too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 Wow, is Tom O'Connor still allive? He must be the same age as his jokes by now. He's such a big star I saw him on a New year's Eve booze cruise from Southampton to Cherbourg & back... what 16 years ago. Surprised you reconised him. Meanwhile Damn you Brits, you've finally contaminated Dubai with "EARLY CHRISTMAS" Used to be nothing happened here until about a week before, but in the last few days, bl**dy plastic trees and frozen turkeys everywhere, local supermarket has the decorations up already, and the all you can eat party places are trying to sell tickets for the Day at 200 quid instead of the normal 20. Christmas stuff should NEVER be allowed before the Rugby 7's = FACT, we can only plan ONE p*ss up at a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 9 November, 2008 Share Posted 9 November, 2008 Still I grin and bear it, as they always give me a few hundred quid in cash too! You are such a martyr, Crouchie. I don't know how you put up with such hardship. If you came out to your parents, perhaps they'd stop giving you masculine gifts such as tools and start giving you things that you'd enjoy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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