bungle Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 I have some Walkers Turkey and Stuffing flavour crisps. This means that Christmas has begun. Are the Ginsters Xmas sandwiches out yet?
Jillyanne Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled this year for me, FACT.
Master Bates Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled this year for me, FACT. Christmas is cancelled for my cousin this year. And what does Jade Goody get? cremated.
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled for my cousin this year. And what does Jade Goody get? cremated.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas is cancelled this year for me, FACT. Don't tell me, he's working.
Jillyanne Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Don't tell me, he's working. Yes, and new year. However I am going to Paris for new years with his best mate.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 I am going to Paris for new years with his best mate. Ooh La La, non
JohnnyFartPants Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Yes, and new year. However I am going to Paris for new years with his best mate. That will show him. More than one way to get your under carriage wet, huh?
Hatch Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. I'm writing to Ofcom.
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. I'm writing to Ofcom. Why not try Auscom and get theirs put back to the winter?
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. And when Jesus was really born !!
Hatch Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 And when Jesus was really born !! when was Jesus really born then? Was it Sept 1st?
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 when was Jesus really born then? Was it Sept 1st? He's got you hook line and sinker hasn't he?
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Look, I wasn't there but read somewhere that there were Lambs in the field
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Look, I wasn't there but read somewhere that there were Lambs in the field That was Alan Lamb and Beefy Botham. Old as the hills those two.
CabbageFace Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 I saw my first mofo xmas advert for sky over the weekend. Xmas = utter tripe.
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 I hate Christmas. People are happy and i have to smile when i dont want to, i also am made to get out of bed worryingly early on Christmas morning. Also people who abbreviate Christmas down to Xmas should be shot in the face with a Chicken Gun. Colin Firth gonna smash you with his girth
mack rill Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Christmas should be in the summer. like the Aussies have. I'm writing to Ofcom. Hatch you feckin Pr*ck!.....we don't get summers like the poxy Aussies:rock: Instead of being cold and wet, It will be warm and wet!......And theres me thinking it was us (the blue few) who were the knuckle dragger's;)
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Hatch you feckin Pr*ck!.....we don't get summers like the poxy Aussies:rock: Instead of being cold and wet, It will be warm and wet!......And theres me thinking it was us (the blue few) who were the knuckle dragger's;) I like warm and wet
mack rill Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 I like warm and wet Yes! but not only once a year:smt047
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Yes! but not only once a year:smt047 It has been a tough 2008
Deppo Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Anyone who pretends not to like Christmas is a ****.
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Wheelie? then i am a **** i ****ing hate it
Ponty Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 The word Xmas is fine written, as long as it's not pronounced Exmas when spoken. X has been used as the symbol for Christ for almost 1000 years, by all religions, and most of us have seen the word Xian used in RE at school. The X in Xian is the same 'abbreviation' as the X in Xmas. Actually, as an atheist, I couldn't give a hoot how people pronounce it, but it seems to wind some people up.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 Why not try Auscom and get theirs put back to the winter? Their lines have been rammo'd since the whole cellar incident, so I doubt you will get through
Michelle Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 I had a turkey and stuffing sandwich for lunch today. Yum.
saint_stevo Posted 7 November, 2008 Posted 7 November, 2008 how many hours do you waste fake smiling and pretending you like stuff at CHRISTMAS? too f*cking many
The Tango Man Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 I have some Walkers Turkey and Stuffing flavour crisps. This means that Christmas has begun. Are the Ginsters Xmas sandwiches out yet? Just be carefull with the GINSTERS sandwiches..hope they are better than the so called Cornish Pasties they make..nothing relates to a Cornish Pasty and nobody who knows about Cornish pasties eat the beastly things.
Junction 9 Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 Waitrose have a Xmas sandwich out. Turkey, bacon and cranberry sauce. It was quite nice, it wants to be for £3.40. God I'm bored.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 I had Christmas dinner with Tom O'Connor last year. True story. An intelligent man, used to be a maths teacher before going into comedy.
Bath Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 I had Christmas dinner with Tom O'Connor last year. True story. An intelligent man, used to be a maths teacher before going into comedy. Either you're a liar, or he is. On balance, I'd say it was you.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 Tom once taught at the same school as the father of Anne Robinson of "The Weakest Link" fame.
Bath Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 Tom once taught at the same school as the father of Anne Robinson of "The Weakest Link" fame. Liar
Saint in Paradise Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 I usually disagree with what Wilt Saint says but in this case I am sure he is 100% correct about Tom O conner being an ex teacher, sorry Bath Saint.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 Anyone who pretends not to like Christmas is a ****. I don't pretend not to like it, I actually really hate it. I think it's something to do with SAD.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 I won't be eating with Tom O'Connor this year because he is, apparently, spending the day with Bob Carolgees. Bob now owns a candleshop in Chesire and is going to have a well lit dining table. To be honest, I couldn't give a sh*t what Tom does for Christmas, he's a terrible drunk anyway.
Thedelldays Posted 8 November, 2008 Posted 8 November, 2008 tesco in millbrook have their xmas tree up now
SNSUN Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 Penguins are evil. They spy at me and make me nervous, I wonder what they're plotting. My missus loves penguins, she has dozens of stuffed, porcelain and china penguins scattered around the house. Freaks me out. Then I notice that in various garden centres, penguins seem to be the Christmas animal of choice. Nottcutts are the biggest culprit, their Christmas section is literally a nightmarish Hell, full of the evil little furry bastards. Down with penguins.
Jillyanne Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 Penguins are evil. They spy at me and make me nervous, I wonder what they're plotting. My missus loves penguins, she has dozens of stuffed, porcelain and china penguins scattered around the house. Freaks me out. Then I notice that in various garden centres, penguins seem to be the Christmas animal of choice. Nottcutts are the biggest culprit, their Christmas section is literally a nightmarish Hell, full of the evil little furry bastards. Down with penguins. Penguinist.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 I won't be eating with Tom O'Connor this year because he is, apparently, spending the day with Bob Carolgees. Bob now owns a candleshop in Chesire and is going to have a well lit dining table. To be honest, I couldn't give a sh*t what Tom does for Christmas, he's a terrible drunk anyway. Did he 'touch' you?
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 I'm really looking forward to Christmas.I've got my kids presents from Poundland. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces. Little bas*ards.
Jillyanne Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 I'm really looking forward to Christmas.I've got my kids presents from Poundland. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces. Little bas*ards. This made me lol!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 I'm really looking forward to Christmas.I've got my kids presents from Poundland. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces. Little bas*ards. Even at the age of 25 my parents still insist on getting me a stocking. Brilliant when I was younger for the smaller presents, like WWF figures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures, but after the age of 10, they have been filled with cheap tat, and over the last 3 years (as I now have my own house) every year, they are filled with cheap tools from Poundland, which break after (and sometimes before) the first use! Still I grin and bear it, as they always give me a few hundred quid in cash too!
dubai_phil Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 Wow, is Tom O'Connor still allive? He must be the same age as his jokes by now. He's such a big star I saw him on a New year's Eve booze cruise from Southampton to Cherbourg & back... what 16 years ago. Surprised you reconised him. Meanwhile Damn you Brits, you've finally contaminated Dubai with "EARLY CHRISTMAS" Used to be nothing happened here until about a week before, but in the last few days, bl**dy plastic trees and frozen turkeys everywhere, local supermarket has the decorations up already, and the all you can eat party places are trying to sell tickets for the Day at 200 quid instead of the normal 20. Christmas stuff should NEVER be allowed before the Rugby 7's = FACT, we can only plan ONE p*ss up at a time
Kadeem Hardison Posted 9 November, 2008 Posted 9 November, 2008 Still I grin and bear it, as they always give me a few hundred quid in cash too! You are such a martyr, Crouchie. I don't know how you put up with such hardship. If you came out to your parents, perhaps they'd stop giving you masculine gifts such as tools and start giving you things that you'd enjoy?
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