Amazing Hangover Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 This is why they will fail this year: A bit like some of Southampton's lot this year. They are the Championship's nouveau riche; the game's 'Mikey Carroll', if you will. And like that dopey farmer's boy they'll be banger racing again soon instead of swanning around in Rolls Royces... Look around you, whelk eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 (edited) What? Thread on KUMB about Reading one WHU fan thought he'd throw a bit of **** our way for some reason. http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=139309 Edited 21 March, 2012 by doddisalegend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 They will fail cos they play crap football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Does anyone know what this is about ? Preferably in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 They will fail cos they play crap football Do they still play football? I had no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Does anyone know what this is about ? Preferably in English. I gather from post #3, that post #1 assumes we all go on a west ham forum (also linked on post #3). Based on post #1 I can't be bother to even look at the link on post #3 to make any more sense of it than that. Hope that makes things a little clearer for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alidiasagent Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Plenty of trolling going on all over the place, must be tough being a hammer at the moment. Nothing worse than watching your team set out and play negative football all the time, going 1 up and hauling off all your strikers is soul destroying stuff - probably explains some of the comments.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 I gather from post #3, that post #1 assumes we all go on a west ham forum (also linked on post #3). Based on post #1 I can't be bother to even look at the link on post #3 to make any more sense of it than that. Hope that makes things a little clearer for you Well put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 (edited) I had somehow worked that out, though neither of them come out of it covering themselves in glory. It's the online equivalent of posting a word in 6 different forums and expecting people to know a) that you said something and b) what it was, then assuming I care enough to bother to respond. And you know what, even IN CONTEXT with the explanation, I still couldn't give a shiny shi111te what they're saying and STILL have no idea who the hell they're talking about or what the frame of reference is. Even if someone had said "look at this comment from KUMB about us, they're saying we're nouveau riche" I still wouldn't give a crap. And who the hell is Mikey Carroll ? Hang on, is he the bloke from Snatch? Anyway, wasted far too much time on this. Edited 21 March, 2012 by The9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Why the hell are you posting to a thread on an opposition forum that relates to their feelings about another club entirely..... pointless waste of everyone's time and promoting the opposition site.... It could have least been to a thread where we are trolling them... but this is 1 sentence about us in an entire thread about reading.... wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Wasn't Michael Carroll that c*nt who won the lottery while in jail, then spunked his £9m on fags, beer and cocaine and ended up on benefits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Why the hell are you posting to a thread on an opposition forum that relates to their feelings about another club entirely..... pointless waste of everyone's time and promoting the opposition site.... It could have least been to a thread where we are trolling them... but this is 1 sentence about us in an entire thread about reading.... wtf Why are you clicking on it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Wasn't Michael Carroll that c*nt who won the lottery while in jail, then spunked his £9m on fags, beer and cocaine and ended up on benefits? I could Google, but I honestly don't care. That's how interesting the OP comment is to me. Christ knows why I'm still posting on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 More to the point, how the hell did poster #3 know what #1 was on about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 21 March, 2012 Share Posted 21 March, 2012 More to the point, how the hell did poster #3 know what #1 was on about ? I smell a conspiracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 (edited) Hey poster 3 was just trying to give some frame of refrence (in his crappy state school English) to poster 2 as poster 1 had made no sense at all. As to how I knew about it I freely admit to lurking on other teams forums. KUMB (the Westham forum) is quite an amusing read at the moment as they're going into meltdown. One thing that reading other teams forums does show is despite attempts by some posters on here to make out that only saints fans are negative wrist slashers is not true. There's a guy on the Reading Hobnob forum who did a great post about how Reading won't go up this season after winning 8 in a row.... Edited 22 March, 2012 by doddisalegend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 In the spirit of post 1, I'd just like to remind everyone of the really funny thing I said to my mate at the game last week. You all know him. Ask him if you didn't hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 In the spirit of post 1, I'd just like to remind everyone of the really funny thing I said to my mate at the game last week. You all know him. Ask him if you didn't hear. I did...he said it wasn't that funny and you really shouldn't do that sort of thing with cucumbers...apparently he laughed to cover up his embarrassment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 I did...he said it wasn't that funny and you really shouldn't do that sort of thing with cucumbers...apparently he laughed to cover up his embarrassment... You really do know him!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabrone Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 What a tit that fan is but let's be honest, there are quite a few on here too. Still think Wham! will make it by the skin of their teeth (due to a Reading stumble) but I'd rather they didn't. Personally I don't want the walking depression that is Sam Alladyce anywhere near us next season. He just brings a downer on everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 Boring Thursday on Saintsweb, eh ? Maybe the Skates will ship out a couple of loans just to brighten things up ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 I've read posts 1 through to 22 and am still struggling with why this thread exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emerson massey Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 While i have no idea what this thread and the OP are about, i do like the term 'Whelk Eater' as an insult, very condescending I may have to use that in future when addressing the lower classes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasper57saint Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 My cousin is a lifelong Hammers fan and she reckons 'Slapmouth' (have you seen him chewing gum?) is about to lose his job as none of the fans like him and the 'Board' are becoming a little bit tired of his excuses. Personally I only care about Saints.We are 'Top of The League' and will be even further in front after Saturday. COYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSaint Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 My cousin is a lifelong Hammers fan and she reckons 'Slapmouth' (have you seen him chewing gum?) is about to lose his job as none of the fans like him and the 'Board' are becoming a little bit tired of his excuses. I'm not sure what his termination arrangements were with Blackburn, but Sam is in danger of being paid more not to manage teams than he has ever been paid to actually manage them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasper57saint Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 I'm not sure what his termination arrangements were with Blackburn, but Sam is in danger of being paid more not to manage teams than he has ever been paid to actually manage them. I wonder how much he has been paid already for his failures? Just a thought. What are his 'successes'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 I wonder how much he has been paid already for his failures? Just a thought. What are his 'successes'? You can bet your bottom diollar he's got less for his failures than SG-E has.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master Posted 22 March, 2012 Share Posted 22 March, 2012 The problem with West Ham fans is that they think they are the dogs ******** and have a right to be in the prem. I lilve in East London and are surrounded by the prats, have one next door (but luckliy enough my other neighbour is also a Saints fan!) Most of them bang on about how good they really are and plenty of them have said to me that Saints have no depth in their squad and we would make play-offs at best and they would walk this league. As soon as they went top I was tagged on Facebook by loads of Hammer fans posting a picture of the league, something I have never done as I do not want to tempt fate! Looks like West Ham in the play-offs to me!! Obviously if we do finish above them a picture of us with eirther a C or a P next to our name in the league will be posted with all Knob-end West Ham fans I know tagged in it! Wow that was a rant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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