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Chants/songs to the tune of 'I Wanna Go Home'


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I've read a lot of posts on here complaining about lyrics to chants and songs. On the whole I'm not bothered. What I AM sick of however is 'we're top of the league, we're top of the leeeeeague' and then hearing the Lallana song, as well as 'XYZ is a **** hole, I want to go home' all done to the same bloody tune.

 

In case you're unfamiliar with what I'm talking about, check this link:

 

 

A friend of mine recently asked if I was sick of hearing chants and songs at football matches sung to this tune. I didn't know what he meant, as I didn't know it was an actual tune or song in particular. Even then I never imagined it would originally be a Beach Boys song. When he showed me that link above, I instantly recognised it (from this season only, I have to say) and I completely agree. It's gotten to the point where it's ****ing awful. The only times I can think of it being funny or at least a little bit original was when we told Bournemouth we didn't care about them and 'We're coming for you' at home to Walsall last season.

 

I'd never tell people what they can and can't sing or what they can and can't sing to, that's basically communism, and no one would listen anyway. It's just me, ranting on a forum, so who cares. But when it's the basis of just about every bloody thing we chant? Please. We're not the only fans who do it obviously, but it's annoying when I know we can do a hell of a lot better. The Tadanari Lee song for example is pretty good.

 

Does anyone else feel the same way? I'm sure I'm not the only one. I'm not in any way opposed to people singing and chanting etc, and I'd never try and say some fans are better than others for doing something or not doing something, but I do think it's about time we moved away from that tune as it's just so worn out.

 

Oh and rant over. Sorry.

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Personally, it makes no odds to me. Most football chants are generic in nature and even the more individual ones (Rickie Lambert Southampton's goal machine....) have foundations elsewhere. (Torres at Liverpool.)

 

At least the 'Stteeeeeeeeeeevvveeeeee' chant is diminishing. That was funny for 5 minutes at Coventry (and it was a guilty pleasure at that point, as was 'I wanna go home....') but is now rightfully going away.

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I agree, we also have had the following to that tune:

 

1) He robs from the Skates

2) He's always offside (BWP and Papa Waigo)

3) We've got Sterny John

4) We're coming for you

 

Plus alot more I'm sure.

 

5) We're taking the p1sss

6) He plays on the leeeeft

 

Others that I've heard which we didn't sing, but probably will

 

- We'll sing on our own, we'll sing on our ooooown, you're so quiet, we'll sing on our own

- We don't understand, we don't understaaaaand, your pinkey bullsh*t, we don't understand

- The Southcoast is our, the southcoast is oooours, we are Southampton, the Southcoast is ours

- Your sisters your mum, your sisters your muuuum, you dirty skate bast*rds, your sisters your mum

- You reap what you sow, you reap what you soooow, you cheating skate bast*rds, you reap what you sow

 

Wouldn't mind actually hearing all of those against the blue few.

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5) We're taking the p1sss

6) He plays on the leeeeft

 

Others that I've heard which we didn't sing, but probably will

 

- We'll sing on our own, we'll sing on our ooooown, you're so quiet, we'll sing on our own

- We don't understand, we don't understaaaaand, your pinkey bullsh*t, we don't understand

- The Southcoast is our, the southcoast is oooours, we are Southampton, the Southcoast is ours

- Your sisters your mum, your sisters your muuuum, you dirty skate bast*rds, your sisters your mum

- You reap what you sow, you reap what you soooow, you cheating skate bast*rds, you reap what you sow

 

Wouldn't mind actually hearing all of those against the blue few.

 

Didn't realise it was as many as that!

 

Glad I'm not alone.

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FWIW Wikipedia claims FC United started using Sloop John B at football in 2007, and links to a David Conn article from May 2007.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2007/may/09/fcunitedriseandshineona

 

Seems a remarkably recent phenomenon if that's the case... as it feels like its been around forever.

 

Also, "We've got Sterny John" ? REALLY ? Can't say I ever heard that. The "shathole" version is pretty tedious too - if you don't want to be there, just go somewhere else.

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